#oh-theres-a-woman

[cowboythewizard726]

oh my ogoyd..,,.,.mmarrcile you cuttie pattootie magical freak!!! everybody give her a round of applause!!1! what a wonderful girl woman !!! i love her dearly and she frightens me so

#dungeon meshi #marcille dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #dunmeshi spoilers #MARCILE!!!! HIYA!!!! #SHES SO SILLY AND DEMANDING AND WIBDERFOL #this one is for my friend HIIII KARIN HIIII HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIYA HIYA HIYA HIYA!!!!! #MARICLE #MARCILKE!!!! MARICKEL #HOW DO YOU SPELL IT #M A R C I L L E #? #YEAH THATS IT !!! #! #MARCILLE!!!!!!!!!!! #marcille donato #marcille dunmeshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon marcille #minor laios and chilchuck but i sent them to the bottom :) #also chilchack fuck OFF god forbid a woman joke about DARK MAGIC #oh GOD theres so many images #this is my white girl #this be my white girl #love her dearly she probably bites #dont get too close UNLESS ur falin or ituzumi #yeah she would defintaly bite #love her os much oh the marcille meshi

[pocketramblr]

#poll #truly the most stimulating task for a self proclaimed evil genius: hunting down women who went to the same middle school as this one guy #ok but yeah. whats the best option here #itd be funny if he just lied. or if he was like 'oh i did kill every woman he was close to' (<- true. techincally. he killed all 0 of them) #i mean i went back and looked. theres no background rebel who is Clearly A Woman #which doesnt mean theres no women rebels #but. given the track record. #a single girl ofa user. a single girl nomu named 'woman'....... #how much credit do i really want to give #(i mean UNLESS the leaks this week show more? and we do get rebel girls now?? thatd be nice but idk i havent seen them.) #anyway uhhhhh #bnha manga spoilers

[goatpaste]

So what actually goes on in jojolion? What's that one about?

Ohhh brudder jojolion is probably my personal favirote jojo part

I love it so much, its unfortunately got some rough spots especially at the start with the character daiya. But as for the story at whole its really great

Its about a man who wakes up with no memories of you he is, where he came from, or why he was buried in the dirt. It's about the journey of this man as he discorves who he was to those around him before he lost his memories. It's about a man deciding who he wants to be in an ocean of perspectives of his character from others.

It's about family and the unbreakable bond with your mother no matter where you go and what happens. Even if that means doing things that no one else will understand or even hate you for doing.

#but as a real awnser #its about a man and a woman waking up in the garden of eden with the forbidden fruit #sorry dhsjsk #but its about gappy and his adventure to learn who he is after waking up with no memories #and finding reasons to fight beyond himself along the way #and about the family that adopts him and the curse their family name bears and the lengths some of them will go to in a chance to avoid fat #oh ans if your asking where my rock human wham fits in #they introduce a species thats identical to humans but can turn into rocks and stuff #it takes place in 2011 with josuke and yasuho #but theres a flashback af the end with joseph joestar and him moving to america to help lucy while she works at the speedwagon foundation #and mentions him meeting suzi q who works there ans them having their daughters #and i just wanted to expand wham into that for fun lol #the rock humans are like this universes take on the pillar men sorta kinda

[sqlmn]

Lightning, water, and fire! Like forever before the plot starts. By the time the plot starts, the lightning and fire deities have been subjected to punishment by the two gods that picked them.

Oh (the fire deity) is first to be punished. They basically decide that since they're going to live for a long time, gotta set some long time goals! And they opt to be the wrath of the gods since most of the other deities are too 'soft' in their opinion. So Oh just. Smites humans. This isn't really a /good/ thing and in their defense mentally, they do it to help Ymber since he's the softest of them all. So their punishment by the gods is to be split in two, effectively halving the power of one into two. (Now they are in a male and a female body and use both male and female pronouns apart since they together make they but apart it feels weird to be they. But prior to the split they use they/them. Also the split bodies go by the names Ohiwe and Ohime.)

Fulj is the second to be punished. She falls in love with a mortal woman and that is a crime according to the gods. Mortals and immortals are not to be together and it will only bring suffering to both sides. So her punishment is her memories of the woman are stripped and her body basically broken to the point she can't remain physical all the time.

Ymber, unfortunately, is the one who blames himself for the discoveries and punishments. If he had only tried to restrain Oh more then maybe they would have chilled out and stopped before being punished. If he had only tried to persuade Fulj to not continue seeing the mortal woman so often perhaps she wouldn't have been punished. So he's just increasing the guilt on his shoulders every day that he remains unpunished since the elder gods have both laid down to rest. They can't enforce their laws anymore and none of the deities are keen on harming one another at this point. They just want to continue existing in peace.

#the daily life of a deity sucks #and then ymber falls in love with a human and is like welp this sucks and i understand fulj now #i also would have accepted the punishment for this #and fulj doesnt even remember the woman she was punished for and doesnt remember how she was before #so she is like hey ymber please just go and kiss the weird human i dont even like him but youre being mean by not kissing him #and ymber is just having the worst time of his life being encouraged by someone who used to be so happy #who he also encouraged to be happy once upon a time #also ohiwe and ohime pop up in the water city to bully ymber sometimes but its still in the way of #dude we like you please grow a spine its been a thousand years please grow a backbone and tell us to piss off #and he never tells them to piss off #also fulj has a long braid here but you cant really see it #and she loves to braid ymbers hair and he gets to braid hers when shes giggling and chatting about love #and a short while after the punishment fulj chops the braid off and ymber is like welp my friend is officially gone #and then he cuts his own hair and leaves to go develop his city alone in seclusion #and he sometimes just cuts it really short because hes still sad and soggy and thinks of fulj braiding his hair #and then she shows up one day when hes debating how long its getting and she smiles #and tells him he looks good with longer hair #so he kinda keeps it a messy short then it gets to be medium and he decides he can survive with medium but he couldnt do long again #but once again fulj is the reason for his life choices (and guilt) #also before anyone asks yes all the deities have a collar #its very important actually that they are collared its lore information thanks #and for what it matters - after oh is split both forms are just as tall #theres just two of them at half power but they are both tall

[nephriteknight]

with ashton's new upgrade, bells hells have somehow become even MORE visible than they already were. theyre lucky matt doesn't give them all disadvantage on stealth checks just because, like, look at them

#a 6' fey creature a woman with lightning scars and purple hair an actual zombie a gnome in a tracksuit a full ass sentient robot #and a person made of stone and fire and gold and glass with a sparkling brain and a massive tricked out hammer #walk into a bar #(oh also theres Some Halfling Guy) #i love them theyre the most unsubtle ever #bells hells #cr3 #critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #ashton greymoore

[minmos]

best part of every precure season is when they introduce some random cunty evil goth woman. 

#everyones always like oh lead cure baton pass whatever #. you are missing out in the most important tradition which is when theres a woman who is goth and evil. and she sucks. #crown emoji

[themyscirah]

Stuck tonight on Wonder Woman as someone so good at seeing the good or the humanity in others--who never gives up or declines to reach out to someone who shows a shred of humanity and a possibility of defeat without violence or destruction (even when they are literal monsters of myth) and YET also being someone that has that brutality and willingness to kill when she is certain (truly certain) there is no other option...

#blah #diana of themyscira #guys.... guys.... #like her refusal to fight eris and devastation over the death of circes transformed minion in perez ww vs her killings of #medousa and max lord in rucka ww... #like okay i know theres SO MUCH history and pain and just stuff going on in between these things 20 years apart #and shes at a very very different place in terms of experience mental state external support on an emotional level etc. all the things that #determine how one acts in a scenario like this but guys oh my god. her range.... #wonder woman #dc comics #diana prince

[fooltomery]

any other nb ppl who are transmasc and ID'd as binary trans for a while have a "im not a man" moment and it was a relief? like thank god i dont have to put up this front anymore type of relief

#i also keep getting into my own head that i'm detransitioning and then i go ''im a woman'' and theres still the ick #i dont care if someone calls me a man as long as they know thats not the only thing i am #its just. so hard to be masculine. i hate it. #esp at work i have to put up this front of ''oh im a guy'' just so i dont get misgendered in the other direction #i love you androgyny. i love you people not knowing what my gender is. #i love you reclamation of the pronoun ''she'' for me meaning me and not the faulty perception of me #i love being nonbinary im so glad i dont have to be a man!! #im done forcing myself to be a man so i can be put into an acceptable box. #MY TRANSITION GOAL IS TO BE UNPALATABLE ‼️‼️‼️ #tagging with various things so i can get some response maybee #lgbt #lgbtq #nonbinary #trans #good enough. #cj chatters

[domwitch]

I can't fuck him silly it is serious to me >:(

#my post #this post 100% already exists #theres this one porno where a woman sucks a guy off from behind and shes really methodical about it #idk i wasnt turned on but continued watching bc i was like oh maybe ill learn smth from her technique #didnt learn anything but she wasnt sucking him silly it was very serious i realized

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

when youre trying to live alone out in your field lab but then these two yahoos follow you out there and now they wont leave????

#my art #su is a very tired scientist butterfly woman #in my mind she was the one that initially designed the Infinite Prison Cubes that apparently all the espada have on them lololol #she was initially working with szayel bc they were both sciencey/researchy types. before he became espada lmfao. #buuuuuut unfortunately szayel is a bastardous man and. i havent decided if he steals her research and claims it as his own #or just frames her for something and smears her name #regardless she was demoted and was more or less forced to be a guard for one of the outer guardhouse things (think aisslinger and demoura) #it might just be that once he was promoted to espada she was. more or less considered part of his fraccion and she was uh #more than a little bit horrified/terrified of him. and was like ''please let me go anywhere else i cannot work with this man anymore'' #vinetta WAS a gardener but after her greenhouse was destroyed she had a bit of a mental break and fled las noches #vinetta is a venus fly trap woman who also has some rafflesia shit going on because i think its cool. #she has a one-sided crush/fascination with rudbornn and yes. it is just bc theyre both plants. #theres no deeper reason for it. #also think its funny for him to see her and immediately be like ''oh no not you again'' and her just being like ''RUDY IS THAT YOU~~~~~<3'' #marisol is nirgge parduoc's younger sister #shes a crocodile. and as huge and strong and epic as she is #she simply does NOT want to fight. she'd much rather just chill. and thats why she was kind of kicked out of baraggan's lil gang #her weapon normally looks like a pair of brass knuckles. #vinetta's zanpakuto is her umbrella jhfgjh #su's is just a very boring looking dagger. i was thinking it'd be funny for her weapon to look really cutesy or something so she would #DREAD taking it out hskjdfhdkj

[musubiki]

can just imagine a group of like soldier’s, general’s, etc wives gossping at the dance, and they just say stuff to mochi like “you and that red haired soldier make such a lovely couple” “how long have you two been together?” “what was your wedding like?” “did you have trouble finding a sitter for tonight?”

and lime off to the side accidentally over hearing everything, and he just looks like he could explode any second from embarrassment him and mochi both lol

oh my god thats such a sweet mind image tho!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭🥹 either she would hit them with the ol "Oh-- no no! We're just friends-! Ahaha--" and the older couples just kinda go '"Ooh...I see." and give each other little smiles and knowing looks, or if lime was there he would only deny SOME things like "Oh we're not married--" or "We don't actually have kids-' but not refute the underlying couple claims so mochi is staring at him like 😳🫣

#the finding a sitter line is so soft to me... the thought of married limochi 🥹 #some older woman at the drinks table when mochi tells her they arnt actually a couple: #(oh hunny....that poor boy looks like hes gonna drop to one knee at any second) #(let me tell you; the way that boy looks at you? theres no way in hell he sees you as just a friend) #and mochi is nervous the rest of the night

[ihearasound]

I do appreciate Limbus Company doing the gacha thing of taking famous real life and literary figures and changing them from male to female. But instead of using it as an opportunity to sell more boobies, it takes the opportunity to create more old fucked up women and generating some of the world's most toxic yuri

#ofc yeah theres ahab. queequeg being turned into a massive buff gay woman. good shit #not limbus but theres also moses and dias ofc #really makes you think #oh and hermann. worlds first toxic abusive absent father mother

[misspickman]

transfem kon proposal could have been good if was good

#it was not. good #and i know theres a lot of transphobic assholes happy we didnt get it bc of that #but pretending that everyone who criticizes it is doing so only bc they cant handle kon being a trans woman. is just. #you cant see past the blind want for representation #again i would kill for canon transfem kon but everything about that idea was bad #and her characterization of kon was horrid and so clearly based on yj tv show #remember how when her first bit of kon writing came out and everyone was mad about it bc it was Bad and put him in a relationship with mgan #who he. never spoke to in comics before but suddenly theyre in an established relationship #and it was all around not good kon writing. but then the proposal came out and suddenly everyone is oh we were robbed.. #as if anything about it was good except for the general idea of making kon a trans woman #also im sorry but i saw her replies on twt where she was saying being trans is about burning your past and leaving everything behind #or whatever. as if being trans is the same for all of us. and as if it makes sense for kon who isnt in a bad situation re family? #but of course it would seem that way if youre coming from yj tv show. where most of the clark and kon misconception comes from afaik #and her whole issue with conner and kon as his names? bc they were given to him by another person?? #i know that we like. if we were to get trans woman kon. it would have to go with changing her name and everything #bc u know dc cant conceptualize any more complex trans person than someone who instantly changes their name and fully transitions in a sec #but the way she talked about the name issue as if its bad that clark named kon. as if he wasnt so overjoyed at getting that name. #'he said not to call him superboy and we kept calling him superboy!' girl he said that bc he wanted to be superman. of all the many ways #u can find trans allegory in kons story. that single line aint it #so sorry but every time im reminded of this i get so sad and disappointed u took the best concept and fucked it up so bad #and now all people think of when trans kon is mentioned is fucking sk******* #its so over (its not bc im about to forget about it again and ignore its existence) #txt #im sorry for being a bitch again but did u read that. thats not the kon we know. dont tell me thats the point bc its about transitioning bc #u do not become a whole other person when u realize youre trans #and sorry but i do think itd be nice to have trans kon without just turning him into a (new) oc

[themyscirah]

Thinking about current continuity Vanessa and just getting pissed off again

Like one, LET HER REST oh my god dc you ruin her FUCKING life like an asshole only to bring her back as a villain after she finally got out oh my god-

But also like its just so bad. This is a whole other woman with her name like why are we doing this. Like first you kill her mom (JULIA NOOO) and erase her YEARS of history growing up around diana (the thing that actually made her villain turn [if you can call it that w the level of manipulation involved] interesting and fucking heartbreaking) for some shitty "oh I saved you we were friends" run of the mill whatever. Then to use that and say Nessie had a crush on her OWN SISTER (Diana, so like informally adopted, but still 😡) now????

And then they took away her curls and made her a redhead but not even the realistic kind. DC SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THAT

It just makes me so mad. Freaking guys. They could have used another name like oh my god. She's not even the first silver swan why the fuck would they do that if they're not going to explore her history w diana (which she no longer has!!!!) or how intensely fucked up everything got for her. What is even the fucking point of this then other to drag a main character of the ww supporting cast through the mud again for genuinely no reason. They could have easily had her be Valerie Beaudry (sorry Val) instead or just MADE UP ANOTHER NAME because it's obvious that no one actually cared about her as a character they just wanted the wondy villain back so like !!!!!!!!!! Why even bother

#her entire treatment just makes me so angry #like in general it makes me mad and sad and a million other emotions #but the fucking robinson version just makes me enraged. beyond pissed off. because theres no fucking reason for it its bullshit and its the #one in current continuity right now. so i get to see tom king ww panels put on my dash that have this stupid fake vanessa and its so #infuriating. like thats NOT her!!!!!!! oh my freaking god people #her hair is BROWN and CURLY and shes dianas BABY SISTER who she lived with for YEARS like she was a MAJOR supporting ww character for the #longest time. like shes got about 100 appearances (just checked) preboot this is not a minor character #so freaking frustrating #blah #ALSO. FUCKING ALSO. THE FACT THAT THE WHOLE CURRENT VANESSA TURNED EVIL BC SHE REALIZED SHE WASNT SPECIAL TO DIANA BS. FUCK YOU THERE LIKE #OH MY GODDDDD “isnt special to diana” im going to fucking kill you. what do you mean she doesnt care about her specially. thats her FUCKING #BABY SISTER. not to sound like vanessa herself a la silver swan but those clowns at dc would never say that shit about cassie oh my god #not special my FUCKING ass. nessie and her mom were literally the first people invited to themyscira in post coie continuity #like yes diana trevor and steve trevor and even baby julia kapetelis washing ashore but like the kapetelises (and you could even say just #nessie bc again her mom had been there before) were the FIRST ones invited there like you cannot say diana didnt care about them more than #the average joe dc i fucking despise you. #this girl has been through so much why is dc incapable of throwing her a bone ever. nessie i am so sorry they did that to you sweetie. #gonna tag it bc her tag deserves the traffic #vanessa kapatelis #just makes me so mad #doing all that to the normal teen girl character in a wonder woman comic is so fucked actually like dc comics i should not have to explain #that to you. what message do you think you are sending here be serious

[alilaro]

the barbie movie should be state-sanctioned mandatory viewing

#i saw it today and like......... i crie #like its such a good movie that gives a perfect breakdown of misogyny and just the overall toxic beauty standards society holds over people #and even kinda touches on how easy it can be for young boys to be black-pilled and sent down pipelines for like andrew tate-type misogyny b #and how thats untrue and ultimately makes men unhappy and ends up damaging all genders #its very like nah fuck you its not women its bc ur depressed and toxic and you cant hold women responsible for your own misery #and not her job to educate and hold your hand or reward u for not being a piece of shit #but ALSO if you are AFAB boy howdy this shit was like free therapy #like thanks greta my pores are clear my mental illness is gone and my cellulite & unproportionate body with asymmetric features looks GREAT #like fr movie to watch when you got low-self esteem bc it makes you feel human and worthy and YOU are beautiful and important #also theres a trans; plus-sized; and disabled barbie !!! #two of them are the main barbies!!!!!!!! AAHHHHH #plus many non-white barbies #bro fr blows my mind theres a trans woman on screen as like a main barbie thats fucking WILD #they mustve had to fight like fuck to get that #oh another reason to like the film: conservatives are going to VOMIT BLOOD over it #mfs are going to be pissing and shitting and crying and cumming and contracting and just MALDING over a feel-good barbie movie #and i love that for us as a society 💅🏻 #barbie #greta gerwig #barbie movie #barbie spoilers #???? i guess #also sorry for all the tags holy SHIT #i just have a lot of FEELINGS