#oh I'd be so salty over any sorcerer we meet bc THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME I LOVE SORCERERS

[sorcerous-caress]

Realistically speaking, If I got thrown into dnd I'd be an artificer. Like I'd be so fucking pissed I'm not a sorcerer and will thrown a tantrum, but let's be real.

#but egirl artificer yk? with the bubblegum pink kitty headphones and pastel pink sniper with cinnammaroll charms #oh I'd be so salty over any sorcerer we meet bc THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME I LOVE SORCERERS #but it's just not in my blood #:“( #fucking never being a wizard btw I'd rather get stomped to death by a gaggle of nuns on skates #I'd make fun of druids too- nature can suck my ass #and I'd end up with a huge throny branch in the said ass #WHICH WAS MY PLAN ALL ALOMG- ow ow ow ow ow -1hp -1hp -1hp ow -1hp ow -1hp #rouges are edgy I refuse to work with them #rangers' bows suck in comparison to my GLOCK #oh my god literally no one would wanna team up with me I'd get eaten by a gnoll while reloading #ugh fine #paladins and clerics can stay they're hot <3 #monks??? maybe just kinda lame tho like lol fists? watch 360 no scope their ass