#obviously my bestest girl and oz already know each other in this one and are each other's reason for being on the show l m a o

[telltalebatman]

mmmm what if i wrote a ridiculous, over the top, self indulgent to hell and back bachelor/bachelorette pinnguin au that begins with an unprecedented season of the bachelor that features 2 bachelors (harvey and bruce) and that turns into an absolute clusterfuck where a huge chunk of the contestants end up dating each other, one bachelor ends up with 2 girlfriends rather than 1, and the other one pulls a colton and fucking runs away, and THEN proceeds into a season of the bachelorette (featuring my bestest girl as the bachelorette bc she was audience favorite during the bachelor <3) that somehow again features harvey and bruce (it's their punishment for ruining the bachelor) (they both wear house arrest monitors on their ankles) and also my fucking blorbo as the obvious winner-

jk haha unless?????

#4.txt #pinnguin #obviously my bestest girl and oz already know each other in this one and are each other's reason for being on the show l m a o