#not that i really think anyone would list 'driven to a rapid mental decline by a fake video game character' as a viable option anyway

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Google Search i just saw a frog girl npc in Minecraft who was A posing and after looking to see if anyone else has seen her ive started experiencing vivid hallucinations and she is waving at me from the open tab. Google Search i am in a horrible state of delirium am i going to die

#groda moment!!!! lol!!!! #the effects arent actually that quick i should note #usually the decay of the mind and body takes place over a week #can be longer though if someone manages to pull the victim out of such a mental decline on occasion #upon experiencing and delving further into the mystery victims have reported seeing her out of the corner of vision only to disappear #or at least the ones who were still in a mental state healthy enough to communicate fully #she's also been reported as being able to break from the A pose default and make fully capable movements #no screenshot has ever reflected this as fact despite the related claims alongside them #going further down the rabbit hole of the mystery just makes the victim deteriorate quicker #they forget to eat and sleep #they cut themselves off from the outside world #those who live in more of a socially isolated state are the most commonly found after death #often with bodies fused to nearby furniture and having had decayed for a few days minimum #nearby electronics have had their internal circuitry melted almost entirely implying overuse and my extension overheating of the device #either way its been rendered unusable #causes of death are often undetermined or mislabeled #not that i really think anyone would list 'driven to a rapid mental decline by a fake video game character' as a viable option anyway #Groda will find her way around as long as people keep talking about her