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#no way to know they’re legit put me off. have a good time though 💛’
peptothesi · 2 years
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Calling them big bro or referring them to an older sibling (platonic)
Jonathan
🐶 Tears he will tear up 100%
🐶 He always wanted a sibling 🥺 dio doesn’t count for obvious reasons 😒
🐶 He wears the big brother label with pride he might as well be your big brother.
🐶 He will make sure you’re hydrating, eating well and getting enough love.
🐶 He will pat you on the back or the head daily!
🐶 He pulls you into bone crushing hugs but won’t squeeze you too hard cause that’s not very polite of him.
🐶 He will talk about you all the time not even in a bragging way he’s just so proud of you he HAS to tell everyone about you.
🐶 “Oh Y/N actually (insert a cool thing you did) the other day they’re so talented”
🐶 Erina and Speedwagon are just happy for him and they adore you too btw.
🐶 He will always push you to help you he is #1 hype man .
🐶 Will teach you a few hamon skills if you are generally interested.
🐶 “Y-you see me as a brother? Really? No it’s ok! I see you like family as well even though we aren’t related I will be the best brother non the less”
Joseph
✈️ OH MY GOD!!
✈️ Shocked like what?! Really?
✈️ He always wanted a little sibling!!
✈️ Caesar always talks about his and he gets so jealous even though he brags about being an only child and getting all the love.
✈️ He is going to teach you everything he knows!
✈️ He would be so careful with you as in he’d be playful but god help him if you get hurt.
✈️ He’ll show you how to use the clackers he uses and how to read people.
✈️ BUT he’s still a little shit so he’s going to give you noogies and tease you relentlessly.
✈️ It’s his job as your big brother to make fun of you.
✈️ He’d hiss at Caesar if he gets too close “OI CAESAR!! You’ve got plenty of your own siblings leave mine be!!”
✈️ He would give such nice hugs and they would be so comfy and safe.
✈️ He would beat the shit out of anyone for you literally “Give my your money you brat!!” ”And who do you think you are mugging my little sibling you prick!!”
✈️ He’s an asshole but he has his moments.
✈️ “Wait what did you call me?! OH MY GOD!! Really! You see me as a big brother! I’ll be the best brother ever HEAR THAT CAESAR YOU BIT-“
Jotaro
🐬 Uhhh good for you?
🐬 He’s so confused but he’s not showing it.
🐬 I mean that’s sweet but why him cause it’s also really weird.
🐬 Another sibling less jojo, except he’s fine being the only child.
🐬 I mean he likes you as much as he can like a person but siblings are a bit too much maybe close distant cousins.
🐬 He might interact with you, you get more grunts and hums from him.
🐬 He nodded in your direction one time, he might offer a cigarette.
🐬 He stands in front of you if there’s a fight and plays it off as being rude but he’s just protecting you in a very discreet way.
🐬 He smiled VERY VERY slightly at you when you weren’t looking.
🐬 “… Yare yare daze”
Josuke
💛 Oh my god yes!
💛 He’s giving his mom the adoption papers as we speak!
💛 I mean technically he has a half sister but he’s never met he before so yeah.
💛 He embraces that shit so much like you might as well be related.
💛 Teases you like there’s no tomorrow.
💛 If your hair is long enough he will put it up in a pompadour so you too can match.
💛 He takes a ton of pictures and he has his favourite one framed.
💛 Is legit happy though because he always wanted a sibling.
💛 You still don’t get to diss his hair but you don’t get to deal with Crazy diamond instead Josuke will beat you with a chair so feel privileged I guess.
💛 Is also very protective he will lose his shit if he sees someone bothering you.
💛 You’re his new partner in crime now and no you don’t get a choice.
💛 He gets very emotionally attached you have been warned so he will cling to you.
💛 He will call you sis or bro or sib or just refer to you as his sibling cause you are now.
💛 “Hold on what?! Oh my god that’s so cute! Yes you can call me that!!C’mon sib let’s go annoy Rohan! This is so cool!”
Giorno
🐸 I honestly don’t see him too bothered.
🐸 Suprised? Yes. Flattered? also yes.
🐸 He might praise you more and give you more affection like patting your back just something simple.
🐸 I don’t know he doesn’t seem like he would be opposed to it he’s just very mellow about it I guess.
🐸 If he’s at a shop he might get you something small.
🐸 “ Oh? That’s very kind of you to see me like that,thank you “
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