#no literally tho lmaooo

[charmac]

The fact that The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is not only the reverse of The D.E.N.N.I.S. System by name, but in its actual goal:

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System ends with Separate Entirely and begins with the avoidance of going on a date. It’s purely about sex.

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System ends with Do You Want a Tissue? Dennis’ tried and true method to secure a second date, and:

it works for Dee but she sabotages herself—because she has no interest in pursuing a man romantically; it works for Mac but he bows out—because he already has a man he’s pursuing romantically;

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is about romance. Dating, consistently, something Dennis makes very clear he doesn't do...

Except:

"This is a man we're talking about,

it's always about him."

#never forget the gang dines out was originally called date night #iasip #macdennis #the sinned system #fvr #dines out #rip dennis babe you tried. #macs too stupid to understand LMAOOO #tho rob's face in “make him seem like he's awesome” macdee reaction shot is.. interesting #and yeah dee may have sex with men but #shes literally never been romantically attracted to a man in her life #oh dee gives birth... ty

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOOH BABY THIS ONE WAS A LONG TIME COMING. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. A DAY OF ADVENTURE WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. OH HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD THEM TO YOUR CHEST, AND OH HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO WATCH THEM GET EVISCERATED BY SOMETHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MAYBE IF YOU JUST LISTENED A BIT MORE, IF YOU LET THE SMART ONE LEAD THE CHARGE, THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. ONCE AGAIN YOUR IMPULSIVENESS LEADS TO DISASTER. HEAR ME NOW, YOUNG TIDESTRIDER, YOUR STUPIDITY WILL BRING THE DEMISE OF EVERYTHING YOU WERE BORN AND FORGED TO PROTECT. HOW COULD THE PROPHECY HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE SO USELESS? I BET YOU WISH YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT LEVER. FAILURE.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide spoilers #jrwi riptide #cw gore #cw blood #cw eyestrain #THE NIGHTMARE ARC WAS CRAAAZY IVE BEEN WORKIN ON THIS SHIT SINCE THAT EP CAME OUT OHHH MY GOOOODD #ITS DONE ITS DONE I DONT CAAAARE I CANT LOOK AT IT ANYMORE JUST TAAAAKE IT #IT WAs meant to just be a buncha silly doodles and. well. then i saw all the beautiful colors in the world #and i just really wanted to draw jay getting fucked up by a lazer #IGNOREEEE THE DIFFERING ARTSTYLES THIS HAS LITERALLY BEEN COOKING FOR MONTHS AND I AM TALENTED IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS #I LOVE COLORS!!! if you look clooosesly youll notice that gillions eyes are bright green everytime #the dream stuff is all reddish and the waking world stuff is blue #I ALSO LOve drawing tears and that weird thick blood pouring from the wounds in his chest #i also LOVE drawing Dead Eyes (eyes of some1 who is dead) poor chip lmaooo everyone point n laugh at this guy who got Power Word: killed #he care so much for gillion tho... when he was breaking jay out he was like 'we gotta save gill' BUT #THAT WAS DREAM CHIP. THATS HOW GILLION SEES CHIP.. gillion knows these two love n care for him so much AUUUUUU #MORE IDEAS: i like to think gillion knows what price looks like bc chip has shown him Via his funny magic Disguise Self Bandana #also kinda unrelated but still in this episode. ive never seen gryffon act so homosexual. admitting he goes to like. 'male service' or wate #like that was all in gills dream. does gill just see gryffon as a fruit or somethin. does he Know? #okayokay i think i got most o the worms out of my BRAIN. i just love blood and terror and horror and fear so mmuuuuch #and i hope u love it too. have a good day if you can help it

[leenfiend]

based on the train chapter 95 of Observations by J-anon

#this is a stand alone chapter (in theory) like yes it is part of a larger arc but u can read it as is i promise #if u so cheese it…. #tho it hits harder after 94 chapters of build up lmaooo #anyway this was so much fun to do #it was nice to take a brain break from Voltron and return to my Forever Favs #spirk #my art #Star Trek #Star Trek aos #city on the edge of forever #<- literally the only kind of spirk art i do how embarassing #space husbands #Jim kirk #Spock

[ask-dadpleasant]

here’s the design for Jeremy for this blog

#Thought I’d show #regretevator art #regretevator #ref sheet #Jeremy #JESTER DRAGON GRAHHHHH #also yes #my Jeremy is a woman 😭😭🙏🏼 #Dw guys unpleasnat is unlabeled I literally changed it OOFFF #they still call him gaydie tho LMAOOO #Also just bc jeremy is a woman doesn’t mean she cares abt what he is #he don’t gaf abt what ppl call him at all #dadpleasant

[fizzy-dizz]

Lumiere's Sick Day: Pages 1-2 Lumiere catches the flu and is forced to stay in his room and rest. Cogsworth comes by to keep him company (whether he likes it or not!!!) Next

Ok so I've set myself a challenge this year to create a comic, and here it is! With these two buffoons <33 This is essentially just a generic sickfic except I'm not v good at writing so I'm drawing it instead LMAO

I'll be posting in two-page increments weekly, orrrr whenever I get them done. To the 3 ppl who care abt them pls enjoy!!!

#batb #beauty and the beast #disney #cogworth #lumiere #lumiworth #well. ive written it to be quite platonic but the drawings may suggest otherwise LMAOOO #artz #comic #lumiere's sick day #i will not abbreviate that #GRGRHGHJRGRHJGFRH I just. wahhhh i just love them alot #EXPLODES #i am so proud of that overhead shot on the 2nd page #u know how hard it is to figure out angles for characters that barely have screentime?? i am literally just guessing how they look here #to my surprise there are acc quite a few fics out there of lumiere dying. what does this mean #do not fret tho im a silly cutesy artist he will not die (i know boringgg) #the script i have been tinkering about since october so im v excited to draw it all out

[michi-chelle-draws]

that one scene from taku’s route 👀

#slow damage #slow damage towa #fanart #my attempt at a manga interpretation of towa's rare moment of vulnerability in front of taku #everyone say thank you toono for at least giving towa and taku time to get down #lmaooo he literally spiked towa w h/orny juice dropped him off for taku only to kidnap him later that same night?? like what lol #anyway i finished taku’s route! it was so sweet taku really cares about towa so much it hurts #made me appreciate taku way more despite his flaws and complexities #still haven't seen his bad end tho...might do that before moving on to bag rei

[twistedappletree]

• scene sketch from my fic in progress, letters never sent 💌 •

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #jin ling #jin rulan #lan sizhui #lan yuan #sect leader jin ling #mdzs juniors #zhuiling #lingzhui #for some reason i sketched this in like #the lowest lighting possible even tho i literally had a functional ring light next to me lmaooo #making everything harder than it needs to be i swear 😭 #anyway idk if I’m gonna do anything else with this #just wanted to sketch sect leader JL and his roaming cultivator bf ✨😌🌸 #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs fanart #mxtx #mxtx fanart #art #my art #also just an excuse to draw JL with pretty jewelry ahahahaHAHA #fic isn’t posted yet btw probably won’t be until I finish at least half of it?? #it’s a heckin chonker and it’s not organized yet oop

[todayisafridaynight]

whatever og text i had in mind for this post about ko shibasaki looking like sayama in this movie is completely cancelled on account of utsumi (this character)'s first name being kaoru and i only found this out cause i was looking up her name just to be sure when making this post

like jesus christ i legally have to make this post now

#snap chats #they literally never say her first name in the movie. i think lol LIKE WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS JUST 'NO FUCKING WAY' #i do have to be tbh and say her face /is/ a little more round than sayama's #and its absolutely predominantly because of how her bangs and wardrobe are so close to sayama's that i think she look like her #BUT I CAAAANT THE WHOLE MOVIE I WAS JUST THINKIN ABOUT SAYAMA... i miss her... #OH RIGHT THE MOVIE THOUGH noooo fuck you this movie was so good it actually made me want to write a summary for it LMAOOO #LIKE I LIKE WRITING SUMMARIES BUT IVE JUST BEEN SO LAZY ABOUT IT WITH THE PAST FEW THINGS IVE SEEN BUT GOD. #ignore the fact i finished this movie two hours ago i was too busy fiddling with a card holder kit but. ill make a post about that next-- #THIS MOVIE THOUGH NOOOOO IT WAS SO GOOD //SCREAMS AND YELLS AND DESTROYS A SNOWGLOBE// #god the part where ishigami and yukawa are walking by the homeless and it just lingers on an empty spot.. LIKE I THOUGHT I WAS WACK #CAUSE I WAS LIKE 'hang on wasnt there a guy there last scene' and obviously there was since the shot lingered right #BUUUUTT WHEN IT WAS REVEALED DOWN THE LINE SHUT UPPP I LITERALLY YELLED IM SO GLAD. my roommates arent home.. #on god i thought the movie was gonna end with utsumi and fukawa's convo from the beginning #and i was gonna make a gaf about how fukawa was acting irrationally because he was too in love LMAOOO #BUT THEN IT KEPT GOING AND. im so glad it did. ishigami valid tbh #id also cover up and take blame for AND ACTUALLY commit murder for a girl if she said hi to me and made me lunch while i was trying to kms #while fukawa and ishigami were talkin that first night tho i just thought of after the rain.. lol... maybe the mangaka was inspo'd by that. #anyway. this movie was great. it reminded me of sherlock but if it was directed well and actually let you solve the mystery too #CAUSE WHILE I WAS WATCHING THERE WERE POINTS WHERE I TOO WAS JUST 'hang on' AND I JUST POCKETED THE INFO FOR LATER #i kicked and screamed when ishigami was talking abut how he formats his tests LIKE I SAID 'oh you fucking slipped' #when ishigami called and told her he had a white envelope in there bitch i knew it was gonna be the stalker letter i YELLED #LIKE I LIKE HOW THE MOVIE SETS THINGS UP SO ABUNDANTLY. IT'S FUN SEEING IT FIT IN THE MOVIE LATER ON #the twist of there being two bodies was so fun tho cause at the start of the movie i was sure two murders happened the same night #so when it was played off as just one i was like Oh. Ok. im still stumped on how he snuck a body out of the apartment #but yk what one detail is like. whatever in comparison to the rest of the movie being fun to watch #god im running out of tags POINT IS. PLEAAASE watch this movie if you got two hours #ive left some minor warnings on my Watchlist doc but there's nothing. TOO extreme ?? #i mean there's an aforementioned suicide attempt but aside from that it's nothing too grotesque. for an rgg fan ig #ok bye i have to ramble about the card holder i got <3

[hypaalicious]

It’s going swell.

#it’s nasty work locking me in ‘easy mode’ with the score penalty #but ‘easy mode’ is whooping my ass like ascension 7 did in is3 #this humbling… is difficult for me to shoulder LMAO #I cannot remember the last time I struggled in IS like this #maybe in Fungimist when my roster was ass and I had no clue what I was doing #but Dawg if I don’t start with a Medic then IS4 refuses to give me one later #I literally have yet to do a run where I’ve been given a Medic ticket #did Sami cannibalize all the Medics? is that what this is? #Gummy & Quercus have been putting in an absurd amount of work 😭 #Wtf is with that first final boss tho #why is my Collapse rating off the goddamn charts all the time I’m already HURTING #Sami got TOO MANY HANDS rn LMAOOO #but we ball #arknights #明日方舟 #is4

[thedeviljudges]

happy birthday, kim gaon!! 🥳 // 11.27.97

#the devil judge #kim gaon #jinyoung #x #* #*jinyoung #*the devil judge #me making gifs in the year 2022??? who am i fjsaldkjfa #anything for my bby tho <3 #also the bi colors were literally accidental i swear i promise with my whole heart lmaooo

[gio-cosmo]

Guess who just bought a keychain of the Jin-eating-burger photo that I won’t stfu about!!!

#thank you eBay 🙏 thank you Wendy’s collaboration 🙏 amen god bless peace on earth #im so low on money but I’m breaking myself for the fucking Jin eating burger keychain/standee 😭 I meannn how can I not it’s literally my pf #Jin really do be eating that burger tho damn that’s crazyyy 🍔🍔 #im so excited hehe #watch the package not deliver or smth LMAOOO ID CRYYY #I never use eBay im nervous lowkey 😞 #my mom deadass bought it on her account idk why I’m tripping #💀 #Jin-eating-burger standee/keychain pls make ur way to me carefully and safely and packaged w care pls…pls….🙏🙏 #my first piece of Jin merch omg… #I wanted to get the takaya one so bad but I’m soooo fucking broke lmfaoo 😭😭 #me applying for a job and listing my reason for applying as “want money for takaya sakaki merchandise’’ #LMFAOO #I’d also like the chidori one so I could have all of Strega #but alas #as long as I have Jin I’m good to go 🙏🙏 #if you EVER hear me complaining in the future say “Gio remember you have Jin-eating-burger standee in ur possession’’ #and I will immediately stop complaining and instead start counting my blessings ☺️ #very excited abt this if you couldn’t tell #im so normal guys i promise #persona 3 #persona #p3 #persona 3 reload #jin shirato #(posting this from my drafts and I did end up buying the takaya one as well LMFAOO IM DONEEE #the lack of self control is craaazzzyyyy #takajin wedding alter creation upcoming? #IM JOKINGGG

[sexybabystevie]

okay uhhh ghostface!stobin fic is.... well it's happening :")

#wips #em speaks #steve harrington #stranger things #robin buckley #stobin x reader #steve harrington x reader #robin buckley x reader #dont let me fool you tho i literally have one opening paragraph and just this scene started lmaooo

[ask-the-sexyman-squad]

does The Lamb from COTL have a place in the sexyman community?

"Of course they do! While they don't necessarily live with us at the moment, the visits are always nice!"

"I love this cutie. Aghhh! So stinkin' adorable!"

She's about 80% sure they're harmless...

#((sorry anon as someone who has literally NEVER PLAYED cult of the lamb I cannot draw them for the life of me #((I love the little cuite patootie tho!! I have no clue if they'd kill me though lmao #Sardonic Sexymen - Sam #samantha #original post #art #fanart #original art #image reply #text reply #BONUS SEXYMEN: the lamb/lambert! #cult of the lamb mention #((they were a STRUGGLE to draw dude lmaooo #Running Low On Serotonin~ - Samantha

[ladyseidr]

and what if i finally decided on a fc for anna / mrs. em.ily. what then. ( do you love her )

#☽—— ⸢ my edit ⸥ #˖ ♡ 𝒻𝒸. » heart aching ( anna emily ) #f n a f / #me: hasn't written her because i hadn't decided on an fc #also me: i should add her as a full muse now ( i won't yet i promise lmaooo ) #i've literally written out her muse bio and everything tho in notion lmao #she's a manager in a bookstore and she's from a town in arizona right near the border of utah #her parents are chinese immigrants and she has two sisters she adores #she wants to own her own business one day and is super supportive of henry's work while they're together #like she's so down to brainstorm with him ( & william if he's willing lmao ) and is def smart when it comes to business stuff #( and not in a cutting corners way either. glances at both my henry and william. ) #and she's a very good mom to charlie as well as a good aunt-like figure to the af.ton kids #love love love the idea of her and mrs. af.ton as best friends even once they've both divorced the Disasters #but i think she gets bad vibes from william like. . . not immediately but earlier than most. she's friendly but it's minimal y'know lmao #but obv she doesn't guess what he's /actually/ up to. just thinks he's a dick ( valid )

[digital999placebo]

“Naturvin? NEJ, det er alt for dårligt! Jeg er så glad for at jeg ikke er dig.”

@endormifleurs asked for norway n finland in an adrogynous style. which i guessed meant fashion? i hope bc thats what i did, then i remembered it wrong n thought they said feminine/androgynous so... thats the second pic

#sdjanfkskjnf im sos orry this is so late #i have most requests finished my memory is just bad #n also i havent catagourised them or anything i literally hav 2 go through like 400 drawings to find them which takes some time n im a lil #busy n lazy on top of it #sorry again!!! #thank u sm for requesting tho i hope u like it!!! #i only know of euroman n womano bc my friends modelled for them lmaooo #hetalia #hws norway #hws finland #hws denmark #hws sweden #999art #ik the song is in danish but it fits norway soooooo

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

“And I’ve been crying for you

Dying for you

all this time...

I’m not going to lose you tonight.”

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(Just some more Rhaemond vibes, don’t mind me 👉👈😊)

#rhaemond #Aemond Targaryen #Rhaena Targaryen #aemond x rhaena #hotd #rarepair I guess? #that will not deter me tho #I have literally watched shows YEARS after a fandom has died down #you think shipping a rarepair is gonna stop me??? lmaooo #you will pry this ship from my cold dead hands #Spotify