So. I have a problem. I'm on my period but I'm also extremely horny rn. And obviously nothing can be done about my godforsaken horniness bc I'll just get blood everywhere. How would my lovely bnha boys react to this situation?
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characters: bakugou, todoroki, kirishima (leave a comment for a part two with iida, midoriya, and kaminari!)
word count: 1.1K
warnings: NSFW, period things, mentions of blood and female genitalia, aftercare, these children are so goddamn horny i swear-
A/N: ahaha i should be studying for my last exam tomorrow but instead i wrote these borderline nsfw headcanons that actually aren’t that bad surprisingly
Katsuki Bakugou
Not to worry love, this man is constantly horny as well
Say the word and he is absolutely down to have a quickie in the shower
He’s helping you out right? Curing your horniness (for the time being), helping with your incessant and painful cramps, and making you feel good?
Fabulous
He won’t want to do it on the bed or anywhere else however, blood is difficult to clean up (even if you know how). It’s not that he has anything against you and your menstruation, he just doesn’t want to make a big mess and/or have to throw away clothes, sheets, towels, etc
Oh, and he’ll do all the work
Holding you tightly against his broad chest while the steamy air and water clings to your skin.You’re just barely able to hold onto him because sweat and water make his back and neck slippery and hard to cling to while he rails you into next week
Licking water off your neck, whispering in your ear the entire time, one big, steadying hand planted on your supple ass to keep you withing fucking range no matter how much you squirmed from sensitivity, the neighbors could definitely hear your ah ah ah’s because when blondie does something, he fucks it RIGHT…
*wipes drool real quick*
but he’d never let you fall or slip because you’re already hurting so why would he allow that to happen? Absolutely not
Aftercare of the gods
After letting you figure out your manner of keeping the blood OFF the bedsheets, he’ll come in and help you get dressed and dry your hair before lifting you into his arms like a baby and then cozied you up on the couch with a hot water bottle while he goes to the kitchen to grab your snacks and some water
When you have your snacks, he slips onto the couch behind you and snuggles up
If you’d like some space, that’s ok too but he will pout
Post-sex cuddles is just how it be, especially after he takes such good care of you!!
who are you to deny him??
Eijirou Kirishima
Free lube
…
Yep
Anytime, anywhere, he will be present to give you a nice and hearty dicking-down whether there’s blood pouring out of your coochie or not
But your period week is just an excuse to fuck more because… free lube
And when I say anytime, anywhere, i mean, ANYtime, ANYwhere
For example, it’s his day off and your uterus just HAD to start acting up, preventing you from enjoying the day with your mans
Suddenly, you’re horny
On wobbly legs, holding a heating pad to your stomach, you peek out of your shared room to where he was sprawled on the couch, eyes glued to the television. He immediately turned his attention to you the moment you opened the door and he smiled
“Go back to bed sweet cheeks, I know you wanted to go shopping today but we can always go another time! Do you need something?”
You continue toward him until you plop your sore legs down to straddle his lap and rest your pounding head on his pecs, stating in a soft voice that you were in fact horny and he needed to do something about it
He really says something like “who me?” and you swat his shoulder as you begin grinding against him
This man just giggles and begins to strip, much to your relief, and doesn’t hesitate to strip you too, bend back your legs, and get to work
Kirishima will keep that pussy occupied for at least an hour, pulling orgasm after orgasm out of your screaming squirming little body and if you’re down, maybe a little cockwarming afterward because he loves the feeling of you around him and you love his arms around you
Built arms folded over your stomach, rubbing the slight bulge in your tummy, and placing kisses down your neck instead of watching Real Housewives of Orange County with you
In these calmer moments, he likes to explore your body with his calloused palms; massaging your sore breasts, running them up and down your sides, absent-mindedly squeezing the meat of your thigh, playing with your fingers, drawing invisible shapes on your hips to name a few
For aftercare, he’ll run a hot bubble bath for the both of you for you to relax in and then wrap you in an inescapable burrito for you to snuggle in
Refuses to let you feed yourself, also since he can’t cook he pays bakugou to make your comfort foods for him and then delivered by a pissed-looking pomeranian
Shouto Todoroki
Deadass thought sex was off-limits during shark week
You text him that you’re horny while he’s at work and he’s like “is that allowed”
yes
“wont it hurt”
no
“be right there baby”
This fine young man inherited the good genes so you will he satisfied within the hour my love
Lowkey forgets that you’ll make a huge mess but honestly doesn’t care
He’ll buy you a whole new mattress or couch and purchase the carpet cleaning company if he has to as long as you’re happy
And believe me, he’s happy too
His entire life he was touch starved except for his father’s beatings so being able to hold you so close and connect with you while fucking your bains out is a novelty
Going slow is an option, but you’ll have to ask
When you go slow, our dual-colored baby is practically mesmerized at the way his length slips in and out of you with ease, the way your red-tinted slick paints his own pale thighs until it dribbles onto the floor, the beautiful sounds leaving your lips…
He can’t get enough
I honestly don’t think he’d be brave enough to give you a taste; nothing against you but that’s for another time
Shouto will take care of you and your pretty horny self before long and have you cleaned up and dressed before your high has gone down
Either that, or he’s run a hot bubble bath for you to share (and possibly have another round in) with Epsom salts to soothe your cramps and sore ankles and chest
It’s a real treat to see him shirtless in the kitchen, preparing your favorite snack while you lounge cutely on the couch wrapped up in his ua hoodie that smells just like him with the bachelor a play button away
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