#my manager: i need you both to clean the shelves but if there's customers dan will take the bar and hella you clean

[hella1975]

'compliments to the chef!' the chef is currently waving around the steak hammer going 'COCK AND BALL TORTURE' so i think i'll let this one slide. have a nice day tho

#i just came round the corner like 'can you do some fries for table- what are you doing.' #literal five year olds im telling you. he even had the grace to look embarrassed #it was so dead today that my manager had me take ALL THE ALCOHOL OFF THE SHELVES AND DUST THEM #it was kinda funny tho bc basically our bartender today was this one lad who's worked there even longer than i have #AND as a full-timer so he's regarded as like a Knows All kind of worker at my place he's very VERY respected #even though he is just some 20-something guy lmao. and on top of him being our best bartender i in comparison am not even bar trained #everything i know about the bar has been picked up on shift just from observing in fact he's taught me 99% of ALL OF IT #so between the two of us it's not even a COMPETITION #like he has me FLOORED when it comes to bar. so it was absolutely a skill thing but the conversation was: #my manager: i need you both to clean the shelves but if there's customers dan will take the bar and hella you clean #my manager: *silent for 2 seconds. eyes widening* IM NOT BEING SEXIST BY THE WAY #LIKE KING NO ONE SAID YOU WERE 😭 #i of course jumped on it i was IMMEDIATELY like 'idk mate it sounds like an HR complaint to me' #man was DISTRESSED lmfaooo #hella slaves to capitalism