#mei's mail

[ddejavvu]

nothing hurts more than reading angst with james like why do they always have to write him so mean 😔

I feel like James is the typa dude to say mean shit just to win an argument/in the heat of the moment but then he realizes what he said and he cries until he throws up

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[ddejavvu]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

I'm a paramedic and I got into a little bit of a pickle with a violent patient today (am 5'5 and weigh 120lbs, so that isn't always convenient with bigger patients) and a firefighter stepped in. And let me tell you I have a crush on this man, and after I ended My shift I noticed he had sent me a message asking If I'm okay and I AM SCREAMING

oh LORD. that shit would have had me giggling and kicking my feet and blushing!!!!! big strong men who are sweet and doting <333333

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[ddejavvu]

just saw someone refer to a 23 year old as an “older boyfriend”.

me and my 40-50 yr old babygirls are staring in disdain

‘An older man’ and he’s just 30

#I mean it’s good that they don’t have huge age gaps irl I’m glad that’s ‘older’ to them #but on the internet older means geriatric to me #mei's mail

[ddejavvu]

going out with james potter only having a lipgloss and mirror in your bag 🤭🤭🤭🤤

you don't need the mirror babe. he'll tell you if your lipstick is smeared, and if it is, he'll clean it up himself <3

#mei's mail #james potter x reader

[ddejavvu]

Okay an older lady just made my day. I was waiting for my dentist appointment and in the TV it was criminal minds reruns.

Well apparently I was watching Hotch with a little too much intensity because an old lady told me "that tall one is handsome isn't he? Oh don't blush, I understand when it comes to big men, I was groovin in the 80's and would have given an arm to see Tom Selleck's cock"

Idk but that lady is living her best life with no embarrassment and it made my day

she is so real. i love her. i think when you get past a certain age you just don't give a fuck anymore about anyone but yourself. and that can be both a good thing and a bad thing but for you in that moment it was a good thing <3

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[ddejavvu]

It’s giving no boundaries bsf james

LET HIM SPEAK ‼️

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[ddejavvu]

local fanfic writer gets boyfriend; 22 injured, 17 dead in a mass yearning.

I actually told him the other day i was like I’ve been writing romance for almost ten years and now that I’m experiencing my own I don’t know what to do 😭😭😭😭

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[ddejavvu]

Hello lovely! Ive recently started using pencils and pens to hold my hair in a bum (hair ties hurt and give me major tension headaches so I try to avoid them) and can't stop thinking about Spencers reaction to BAU!Reader just casually whipping their hair up in a bun and pushing a pencil through it and it just staring at them. Baby would just be so confused, I was wondering if you could write something for his reaction to this?

hi love! i would but i actually think that would be very unlikely that he's never seen the concept before. i don't think he'd be confused, he's certifiably a genius and i feel like he'd treat you to a three hour Spencer Reid Ramble on the history of said hairstyle. consider: not confusion but elation because he gets to talk your ear off about something you do

#mei's mail #spencer reid x reader

[ddejavvu]

currently giggling over unserious reader who repeats everyone in the bau in that one nerd voice like this 🤓☝(but especially hotch and spencer bc they're such easy targets)

and she just goes like "ermmm, actually.... 🤓☝"

i was actually just thinking about doing that to reid today because i was reading a fact out of my textbook and then i repeated it in my head in reid's voice and i totally pictured him saying 'actually' and then i was like heehee uM, actually !

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[ddejavvu]

Nothing warms My heart More than at work seeing tall southern gentleman holding the door of a bathroom open till an adorable woman clearly needing to pee can run in without needing to waste time to get the staff to open it.

Her sweet high pitched thank you and his "oh don't mention it darling" made my heart burst. Embarrassing situation for that babe but he just made her Life a little easier

Can i rent him bc I am always getting diet cokes at restaurants and then my meal gets cold bc I have to take so many pee breaks. I need tall southern gentleman there to either make me stop drinking Diet Coke or help me deal with the consequences 💔

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[ddejavvu]

MEI TELL US HOW THE DATE (???) GOES

I WANT ALL THE JUICY DETAILS

I will let you know! I’m nervous because this is sort of a blind date (we’ve never met/seen each other before) but I think they’re really hyping me up to him which I appreciate but it makes me so so so nervous bc idk if I can actually live up to it!!!! I’m grateful that they’re helping set me up with someone but I think it would be easier for it to happen naturally bc then we’d be going out specifically because he saw me and liked me and approached me himself rather than showing up blind with high expectations of being attracted to me that I’m not sure will be fulfilled 😅 I think I’m rambling but do you get what I mean?

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[ddejavvu]

Just witnessed a freaking fanfiction moment and I AM SO EXCITED FOR MY FRIEND

My friend, sweet intelligent girl, wears glasses big brown doe eyes, really adorable. We were at a local pub and a light almost fell on top of her head (actually wtf)

And a local paramedic caught it. He is one those guys who just seep authority. Tall, rugged, panty drop handsome, witty...and he started to talk to us. Well more her. And he ended up asking her out with a

"you know, If you ever want to come here again, I'd be happy to come and make sure the place doesn't try to knock you out"

I AM ROOTING FOR THEM! Like actually this feels like I saw a sweet smol girl x big tough guy fanfic irl

aw omg that is so cute!!! i hope they get together <333

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[ddejavvu]

okay but I feel like obi wan would be down bad for his partner like they could be doing the most mundane thing and he would sit there legs shaking, hands gripping his chair arm, sweating profusely🤤

consequences of being the most sexually repressed dude in the galaxy 💔 once he gets into a relationship with someone and gets into the rhythm of sex he accidentally overdoses on it. Also I think he just has a thing for domesticity; mundane and subsequently intimate shared moments are the most special to him

#mei's mail #obi-wan kenobi x reader #obi-wan kenobi smut #obi wan kenobi x reader #obi wan kenobi smut

[ddejavvu]

"Another day, another pondering session devoted to whether I want to fuck a character or whether I want him to be my father"

This screams Hotch to me

I’ve already had that internal debate a thousand times over and the answer is both

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[ddejavvu]

“You're just a bit like a broken compass, darling, but I'd walk south for miles if I was following you.”

HELLO????? that’s so sweet i’m melting

I’m glad you liked it! <3

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[ddejavvu]

I lost my mind at the no boundaries James reblog, bc I read ‘rubs himself off on you’

ngl dry humping has got to be some of my favorite shit in the world. u mean you're so horny you can't even whip it out? can't even get me in the right position? go for it champ, you've earned it.

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