#maybe it’s just the dang song im listening to that triggered the thoughts

[notconsolation]

Every number that is spelled with the letter 'e'.

THIS TOOK A WHILE. I left out ones I already answered 💞💞

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

I hope so cause she gave birth to me and I would feel cheated if she were lying

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

I live there it's a nice state if you don't mind the rodents of unusual size roaming the streets, you should come visit

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

I hope not

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

Lord Huron - she lit a fire --> @twentyonequasars

8. How often do you listen to music?

I never stop

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

sweats, sue me I live on campus

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2018?

yes. there's a general election in a few days and also we all might die if a temperamental baby-man decides he's feeling trigger happy and throws a tantrum of mass destruction

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

at heart I am asi

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

Yeh

13. What about ‘R’?

....possible? metaphorically..... I’m a

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

Can't drive anything, not even a conversation.

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

On a logical level, no, but buddy just looking at that sentence made my paranoia go haywire. If my window is open I hear snatches of the conversations people have on the doorstep to my house and I don't want to listen in but.... my ears are 100% always tuned to my name and if I hear it I literally recoil as if I'm bracing to be slapped.

16. Are you going out of town soon?

@my cat IM COMING BACK HOME SOON BABY

17. When was the last time you cried?

I just made a sandwich and the bread was stale so I moistened and seasoned it with my tears

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

hi, have you met me you can find me at @notconsolation and I send anon with a lot of heart emojis and alien faces

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

If any of my mutuals at any point identify as male --> lookin at you. Also: smokey.

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

exAms

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

I dunno, Becky, is it

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

NEin

24. What are you sitting on right now?

A racoon

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

I have the best friends and I don't deserve you guys

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Every cat I've ever come across that wasn't already mine

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

@twentyonequasars

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

Nein

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

Hidden? jk, I haven't been drinking for a while now cause..... honestly I feel like people should present reasons to drink rather than be expected to have a reason why they're not drinking

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

Ja

35. Did you have a dream last night?

Sure. do I remember it? no, but i had one recently about time travelling spies going undercover in a victorian monastery so that's something

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

HONEY NO please don't

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

this is..... a sore subject

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Maybe Charlie is wondering why I'm taking so dang long with this?

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

不是

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yes.

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

....um... that's part of what it's for?

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

i challenge you to find one (1) single human being that does not do this. I bet animals do it, too

48. Were you single over the last summer?

Oui, maman.

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

bOi. Very much so and not at all.

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

@OP, who hurt you

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Honestly I did not expect I would ever get to the point where I truly like Peanut, the spider that lives in the corner of my window, but here we are.

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

A loser hides behind, , a mask of my disguise, , ....

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

Oh, fuck, I think so. I'm thinking of someone, but I can't remember his name? Or. I'M not sure he ever told me?

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

@gender, Fuck you, you mean nothing to me

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

Yeh boi

61. How’s your heart?

Bitching about that cholesterol

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

Yeah but like, whose dad hasn't made them cry at one point? Not, like, in an abusive way. Just.... parents, ya know?

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

negative

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

What the fuck @op who HuRt you

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

Please, you think I wear pants in public?

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

An Amazon employee who was scarily friendly. I thought he might be being held at gunpoint and trying to give me secret messages and i panicked

70. How do you look right now?

Like the usual amalgamation of straw and painted burlap sack that looks back at me from the mirror.

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

Yeh, although I haven't met them, really.

72. Can you commit to one person?

Probably not.

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

I don't, actually. Huh.

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

Whenever my cat leaves my side. Doubly so if I'm petting her and she hears someone else come home so she runs to them. WHAT, I'M NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU???

75. Did you wake up cranky?

Heck yeah, it's exam season bonch. are we sensing a theme yet?

76. Are you a jealous person?

Jealousy and envy are concepts I find fascinating. Jealousy, I think, is wanting something someone else has while envy is more wanting what they are. I get envious a lot, but I'm not really a jealous person at all, no.

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

Listen, you're hooting up the wrong line of string here with these relationship questions.

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

I don't think I've ever given up on anyone actually, not completely. Well. Maybe Guy Fieri.

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

my cat.

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

EXAM. DIE.

81. Last person you cried in front of?

My mother

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

Most people, actually.

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

Listen, this ask thing is really tough for someone without a relationship or any wish whatsoever to be in one.

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

It's a bunch of you guys and we'd have a bonfire going up on the hill overlooking the town.

85. Are you over your past?

Broad question. Broad answer: no, what, you expect me to be a fully functioning human being?

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

Nepe

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

.... honestly? probably @stalk-softly. they passed the last test I had for them and are now officially in my inner circle. Ah heck, probably all my mutuals?

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

@op, whomsTve HURT you?

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

Sure, she lives across the street and is probably here to see my flatmates. But if she wants to hang out that's cool.

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

nah-ah

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

Please, no

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

Hmmmm don't think so? No offence to any Michael's out there but...... the name Michael makes me think of overalls and a beer belly?

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

Honestly,, it's possible? But I have no idea. Probably? There's a lot of Matthews out there.

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

Nope

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

! i like many people, none of them in accordance with the spirit of this question, I think.

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

I love Josh but he's not my type.

97. Who do you have texts from?

I don't actually text very much because I live on tumblr dot com and i am wifi's bitch. The only person I regularly text is my friend Josh.

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

Spatchcock and roast at 200°C for 45 minutes. Oh wait. huh? I think I got lost on this one.

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Have I ever kissed someone younger than me? I don't think so? Although there was Marion and I don't know how old she is. Actually it was her birthday the other day but I don't know whether she turned 18 or 19. So, uh. Maybe.

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

Nobody, actually, it's just le me.

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

Nope

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

Geez this question was geared towards people without social anxiety, literally every human being gives me butterflies........ but uh not.... in a good way

LONG ASS ANSWER COMPLETE THANKS FOR ASKING!