#maybe i'd squish past!macky's cheeks but i might die

[fluffypotatey]

If they don't want me to wrap that traumatized monkey in a blanket burrito then they need to stop whumping him so badly in every fight encounter. I guess I could be talking about either monkey with that statement LMAO. Also can you BELIEVE they really had Wukong try and fix Macky's clothes who was all scandalized victorian maiden about it like HELLO YOU TWO WHAT IS UP. I love past Macky sm like he's such a wittle baby, teensy at the dinner table, adorably cautious about insane anarchy plans, squishy little loner under the tree trying to bandage himself with a serious wittle frowny face, little bean getting teased and fur ruffled and sweetly hopeful over his friend's dreams and promises. I apologize for the Macky crimes against fandom who want to hold him accountable for unspeakable war crimes but he is a cartoon monkey I deeply desire to squish in the palm of my hand and toss around like a paddle ball. fur-real friends plushie of a blorbo. I can be serious later 90% of the time those furry cheeks better be squished and pulled by my hands. Going to yoink his tail and watch him scramble like a rat in a mouse trap. Drop him into the whims of the fanfic maze as a giant Wukong looms over like a hallucination from a fever dream, time to play whack-a-mac. Okay, I'm normal now.

yeah you do that

#wukong will stay with me tho #i may not share in your desires but i'm happy it works for you #i'll keep making whumps for him and writing him as the rat he is (affectionate) #but i will join you on the paddle ball! #ngl i think you would terrify him anon but it would be funny to watch #lmk #asks #lmk six eared macaque #sorry if my reply is weird but tbh i do not share in your feelings when it comes to macky #bullying macky is my love language for him #maybe i'd squish past!macky's cheeks but i might die