#marine corps watching navy play candy crush on his phone while he's behind the wheel (they are rapidly approaching the intersection)

[floridagirlboy]

i think marine corps got his license suspended a few years ago by gov himself for horrible reckless driving. im talking like

like that. has rammed his shitty ford fiesta directly into gov's house at least twice and only one of them was an accident. and now navy has to fucking drive him everywhere. you can't ever Just talk to marine because navy is usually right around the corner because he had to fucking drive him there. and navy always has to give his opinions on anything you're talking about. worst duo ever

#wttt #marine corps #navy #more branch content. i am cringe but i am free #i like to imagine navy's license is expired as well LMFAO #his boat operator license and related certificates however are always up to date #has NEVER had an accident in the water before. not once in his life #however he is guilty of like. so many petty traffic-related crimes #marine corps watching navy play candy crush on his phone while he's behind the wheel (they are rapidly approaching the intersection) #duo from hell. especially on the highways of america #gov is willing to ignore navy irt to his driving for the most part because he's not as fucking. deliberate with his violations as marine is #marine corps will jump a curb for 10 seconds of air time on purpose for shits and giggles. hes bored #navy does it on accident when he's trying to pass someone