#look me in the eye and tell me Shanks wouldn't be absolutely SHAMELESS and Buggy wouldn't incinerate on the spot when made to be faced w/ it

[wordy-little-witch]

It's Shuggy (romantic) hours and I am still fixated on the Boa and Buggy vibes.

Imagine Buggy and Hancock and Alvida just hanging out and GUSHING over their beloveds (the girls have a semi-rivalry over Luffy), and both women have a moment of REALIZATION when Buggy mentions his boyenemy Shanks -

"Shanks...?"

"Red haired Shanks??"

"Yeah?"

"Red haired Shanks as in the man who gave Luffy his hat??"

"Red haired Shanks, the EMPEROR, who you hitched a ride with back from Marineford?!?"

"Yes, yes, that's been established, what are you both ON, damn-?"

Boa is having a moment because does this make her best friend her future step father in law? Is that an actual term? How does this math out??

Alvida is having a few crisises, but mainly ot's because she prefers women and has two exceptions - Luffy, and Redhaired Shanks - which just got REALLY weird because the man she considers an older brother is dating one of her exceptions and is kind of a step parent to the other. Does that make Luffy her nephew? That's weird. Oh man, now NONE of the men she's interested in are available. Wait, this is brewing SO many questions.

Both women are just having 72 different attacks, in just as many varieties, and Buggy is just sipping his juice and doing his nails without a care in the world.

Meanwhile Shanks is retelling the story of his first [insert silly event] with Buggy for the 2,483,738,423rd time to Benn, who is fairly certain he could plot the clown's life without missing a single flutter of his 157 top, 82 bottom (left) and 159 top and 82 bottom (right) lashes.

Shanks knows. Everything. Every single thing about Buggy. He is so obsessed with this clown, it's mildly intimidating to others.

When Shanks inevitably does show up at Karai Bari, everyone is shitting themselves bc he shows up, idle, easy smile, vaguely off-putting vibes, he seems so composed, so cool, so strong - and then he gets a boot to the face and he falls over and wriggles on the ground like a work on drugs because "Oh em gee, Buggy, hi! I missed you!!"

"Dumbass, why are you HERE?!"

"I wanted to see my princess~" and then he presses a kiss to Buggy's severed ankle, and now the clown is screaming, he's blushing and smiling like a loon, Alvida is rethinking her taste in men, and then Shanks makes a raunchy comment, Buggy screams louder, and everything is chaotic.

Simp Shanks and Tsundere Buggy my beloved.

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