#listen we're glossing over the fact that im not technically gay and using it as umbrella term because this isnt funny otherwise

[commander-damneron]

Happy pride month specifically to the kid I went to high school with who once called me gay as an insult (because the early 2010s were fun like that), and then when it looked like I was going to yell at him for it, tried to explain it away by saying "well, you like guys, so if you were a guy you would be gay". I didn't have an argument against it then, and I don't now 10 years later, because it turns out I am a guy, and shit, dude, I sure fucking am gay

#listen we're glossing over the fact that im not technically gay and using it as umbrella term because this isnt funny otherwise #well it is but 'jokes on him im technically ace and bi' isnt as good as a punchline #i think about this guy accidentally predicting me being trans like every other month so ive probably mentioned it before but whatever #was 13 year old me being like 'shit i mean hes right' and not 'yeah but im not a guy' something i should have picked up on? probably #but i was a very stupid child so we're ignoring that as well #i do still find it funny that i could only be like #'okay we both know that wasnt your thought process or intention but i cant prove that and your statement is technically true' #i do sometimes want to meet up with that kid and be like 'you 100% don't remember this but its hilarious now'