#like imagine his and riza's dynamic if he suddenly has to take care of two children

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crack au where roy mustang and trisha elric are related (somehow) and roy gets landed with custody of two small children after trisha dies so he just. yknow. improvises. forget being a womaniser, he will gossip with the other parents at mother's group. he WILL be a gossipy housewife. he will overthrow the government with the power of angry housewives.

#idk im just imagining roy mustang wearing an apron and heels #like he would be a great househusband for riza #also would be hella funny #like imagine his and riza's dynamic if he suddenly has to take care of two children #fmab #fma #roy mustang #riza hawkeye