#like 'het marriage and having at least 2 kids is compulsory' type conservative Christians

[billgavemeextrachips]

I am going to spend the rest of my life as a side character at other people's family gatherings because I'll never have enough people to call my own that I'll have any other option.

#and the big happy family i'm currently NPCing for at major holidays are all conservative Christians #like 'het marriage and having at least 2 kids is compulsory' type conservative Christians #and i am a perpetually-single 34-year-old lesbian atheist with social anxiety #fuuuuck