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moogleroom · 10 months
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My dad called Sora "keyboy" a few days ago & I literally havent been able to stop saying it since. Hes the keyboy. My precious little keyboy. Keyboy supreme. The master of all keyboys
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jpopstreaming · 4 months
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🆕🎶 「 Breaking mine 」 new single by Key, Lo-keyBoi is now available worldwide! 🌐 Listen now and discover new sounds from Japan on our weekly updated playlist 🎧 https://spoti.fi/3lgjH73
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ceilingfan5 · 8 months
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🔒 blupjeans? :) 
🔒I broke into your car to impress you when you locked your keys in and now I have to construct an elaborate lie to explain myself 
“Huh,” Barry says, after Lup breaks into his fucking car. “Thank you, so much, honestly, I mean, I was going to be fucked, the locksmith quoted me like $300-”
“Yeah, no prob,” Lup says, so forcedly casual that she thinks she hears something important pop in her jaw. 
“But uh,” Barry looks at his car, a very, very sad blue Honda Civic belovedly named Crunch, and then at Lup, who is struggling with the knowledge that she is blushing hard enough to burn herself at the stake here. “That’s a pretty impressive skill you’ve got there?”
The how the fuck do you know that, and for why, specifically, is implied. 
“Thanks,” Lup says, opening her gumball machine mouth and letting a tasty, shiny lie ricochet through the spirals and tubes of her fucking idiot central and right out into the air, where she will now be responsible for it. “I learned it in the circus.”
“The circus?” Barry is wearing his stupid sexy strap on sunglasses, which are tentatively attached to his regular glasses, and thus make his eyes a little harder to see. He is, however, obviously having some kind of reaction to this information. Lup grimaces. 
“Yeeep. The circus. You know, the uh, the giraffes loved to steal keys.” 
“Giraffes?” Barry is incredulous. “That’s amazing. What for?”
“Oh, they’re mischievous fuckers,” Lup is just fully in it now. “Never trust a giraffe, I’m telling you. Elephants either, they’ll throw your keys right down a storm drain just to get your attention.”
“Golly,” Barry says. With his human fucking mouth. Lup wants to kill him and keep his soul in a jar. She promises she’ll poke holes in the lid. “I have to imagine you’d hide your keys after that happened once or twice, though?”
“The problem is, you see,” Lup is ascending, to live with the angels. Shame they’ll evict her as soon as possible, for all the lust and gluttony and wrath and so on. She can have another thing lined up. It’s fine. “Circus outfits never have pockets.”
“Really? Never?”
“Total design flaw,” Lup says, nodding, and also sweating so hard she’s afraid it might be audible. “Pockets would pull them down. And when you’re just wearing a leotard, you don’t want it gettin’ pulled down, obviously.”
“Obviously,” Barry agrees, looking dreadfully impressed at all this. “But then what about the keys, did you just hold them?” Him and his goddamn followup questions. Lup could grind him into a paste and study him under a microscope. 
“Yeah, or put them on a chain around our necks. But mostly we had a key boy.”
“A keyboy?” Barry’s eyes go way up. “One keyboy, to hold all the keys in the circus?”
“It was an illustrious job,” Lup says, with her lying, lying ass. “Everyone wanted to fuck the key boy.” 
“Wow,” Barry says. “Because of his access?”
“Because of the jingles, Barr, keep up!” Lup folds her arms. “Also, he was a pretty good juggler. Not as good as me, though.”
“You can juggle?” Barry grins at her. “I’d love to see that.” 
“I’ve been banned from juggling forever,” Lup says solemnly. “Because of the incident.” 
“The incident?” Jesus, can he just do this all day? Doesn’t he get tired?
“Yeah,” Lup says, and winks, and smacks him congenially on the back. “It’s a curse. Shame, cause I love juggling.” And before Barry can ask her another fucking question, she heads back in to work. 
God. It’s been years since she juggled. She cannot fucking believe she’s backed herself into a corner again about this shit. She should have just admitted to being obsessed with lockpicking youtube. 
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thisearthycat · 21 days
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on vacay but heres keyboy
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epprbcu-keymaster · 4 months
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*In a white, seemingly infinite void a perfectly seamless pitch black humanoid with a green key for a head and four arms approaches an almost angelic and much closer to human figure. The figure is sitting behind an office desk with a mess of papers on it.*
Here's the report, Leila.
I see.
*She quickly skims trough the sheaf of papers.*
So, you basically didn't find anything, did you?
I tried looking trough all the files and stuff, but I didn't actually find anyone "exiting the game", aka, being moved from the servers, to an outside storage device.
Seriously? That's the most unreliable way you could have done this. What are the chances that the program wasn't actually removed but was just copied, hah?
I bet I can do better than that in five minutes. I know how to use Google image search, this shouldn't be much harder.
*Leila makes a computer window appear floating in the air in front of her, she then taps away at it for a few minutes it before picking it up and showing it to Keymaster*
Here, I found our culprit. I had the computer compare the images from the footage with pictures of all the character models.
But the colors are completely different and so are the arms? Why are you sure they're the same?
Look at the face! Look at the height, general body shape, hairstyle? That's clearly it. It's time to deal with this risk.
But-
But but but, Can you stop saying that, keyboy? Anyways-
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>Teleport @shady-item-shop to @epprbcu-keymaster
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Have any idea why it isn't working?
Have you tried to ping first?
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>Ping @shady-item-shop
>Err: Not found
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>Queue
>One (1) items queued: {Teleport}
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Where is it?
You mean he? I think he's probably somewhere outside the commands "scope". The command will only activate when he is within the scope.
An admin commands scope is the entire game?? Where could he be?
Not exactly, certain special areas are outside it.
But the second he enters the scope the command will activate, correct?
... Yes, but we don't know when that could happen.
I have the time to wait, and you're stuck in the hospital. Let's just wait it out.
You're quite sure of that...
Yes.
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skeleslime-phantom · 8 days
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Youore slowly infecting m with guilty gear virus every time you reblog th freak ass keyboy (affectionate)
Ngl that's what other people did to me on Twitter and now here I am. 😭 Paracelsus is embarrassingly up my alley
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carelyart · 23 days
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(WIP) she's so normal about her keyboy
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liightaga · 3 months
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Plotting call!
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This is the perfect chance to interact with Sora if you want to! I'm capping at 3 so make sure to get a heart in!
With a threat on the rise in his new home, the Keyblade's Chosen will put himself out on the line to assist in any way possible. Expect him to be helping with evacuation and helping others identify any problem or solution to this outbreak.
Sora will 100% be infected with the moss and although he knows it's creeping up on him, he wants to make sure he can help others and keep others safe before he figures himself out first.
With his friends always being on his mind, both the good and the bad will creep up on him. Be wary if you and Sora grow attached. It may not end well for Keyboy...
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awooships · 4 months
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In my dream I was trying to message P03 on a half dead laptop and he found it hilarious
Me: brpp ikiu
Him: brpp ikiu
Me: nooo ilu keyboied is gusvek up
Him: brpp ikiu
Then he told me run a script he said would fix it somehow which is highly sus bc it was the hardware that was broken
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artfulprankster · 1 year
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🎨
|| Starter for @madeimpact (Keyboy)
Harold took a small bite out of his ice cream. His toes dug into the warm sand of the Destiny Islands as his curly, blonde hair swept in the breeze. The air smelled of salt and ocean, a smell the boy only rarely got to experience due to his short vacations to his uncle and aunt’s house. He always liked the ocean. Not just due to his love of dolphins, his first ever memory was swimming with his mom In the ocean. Seeing the bright blue waves, the shells and even touching coral below the bright water.
It was nice.
It had been a rough 3 weeks since everything happened. Confusion run amok and everyone was still healing after Sora decided to run off and get himself torn to bits! Not literally though, like, heartally? Soulally? Let’s just say, it was still traumatic and graphically violent. (Not really!).
Now, they were taking some downtime to chillax.
Sora had invited the boy to hangout at the islands to make up lost time and Harold had arrived hours ago, dolphin towel in hand and a good smear of sunscreen on his face from his momma. He had spent a good few hours swimming with Sora, splashing and playing in the salty water and even managing to dunk the other a few times. Once it was time to get out, the two made sandcastles. Harold even found a few shells to bring home to his mom, sister and his friends.
Now, the sun was setting. The sky a warm orange and red, with tints of purple just rising above to cling to the water below. He could actually see the stars coming out. In Piqua, it was hard to see the stars from his house.
Harold turned to look at Sora, half melted ice cream in his hand, no doubt getting his hand sticky. “Sora?” He asked, hesitantly. The other looked so peaceful, he didn’t want to ruin it. Though, they hadn’t talked about what happened yet. The damage everyone received on their quest to save him. The guilty look he gave Harold when he saw the other’s chipped tooth.
It reminded him of mom.
“Are you….okay?”
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jpopstreaming · 1 year
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🆕 「 CyClonE」 by SKOLOR, Lo-keyBoi, Cuffboi Available for streaming worldwide!🌐 Added to our weekly playlist 🎧 https://spoti.fi/3lgjH73
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crucifycorii · 2 years
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Keyboy
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muggycuphead · 2 months
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Phiddie's Drunk FancyJanuary 2024 - Day 25
Day #25 – Too cool for school
“Had my own taste of trouble out there, goes hard with a slim sense of cherries if you ask me”
Welcome to another episode of “Phiddie not even knowing how impression brushes should be used properly”, woo
That’s my vibe so far with my wacky coloring by the time being, I’m trying my best
Back on the main topic- The designs were fun to make…altho the sketch almost drove me insane figuring things out (as always yes :sunglasses:) but hey, my ice cream man still lookin like a gangsta (no funny keyboy reference here, shh)
<- Day 24
Day 26 ->
Wanna see the other prompts? Check my teaser here
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horneboy · 4 months
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feel like your name should be keyboy or possibly timboy
no ur completely right that would probably suit better… i’m just attached to horneboy though so 💔💔
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epprbcu-keymaster · 7 months
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QUERY: have you broken a certain wall?
What's-
[Look, buddy, there are some things that keyboy can't know. The fact that Exclamia is a game is the "fourth wall" so the true nature of reality is the "Fifth wall". Keymaster thinks he's all knowledgeable but he isn't and it needs to stay that way. ]
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Sora
Alias: The Keyblade's Chosen One, Keyboy, Roxas, Captain Sora, Yozora
Gender: Male
Age: 4 (BBS), 14 (KH 1- 358), 15 (KH 2-3), 16 (KH 4)
Hair: Brown
Skin: Fair
Eyes: Blue
Species: Human, Heartless (Formerly)
Element: Light
Relatives: Mother, Father
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