#just please tag me if you do csuse I'd love to read it!

[chaoticvictorianspirit]

Okay listen please. I just think Crowley deserves a long and utterly pointless scene of Dramatic Bitch Antics ™ to the fune of It's A Hard Life. What a post-breakup anthem.

In my head it's either:

The very opening scene of S3 is just Crowley performing a very earnest and veeerrry intoxicated karaoke of the song in a pub. In the background you can see a screen with the coming line up and it's just Crowley's name top to bottom. He's cued to sing It's A Hard Life over and over again with one Love Of My Life thrown in there for good measure.

Or:

After watching him very obviously Sulk for longer than the "socially acceptable mourning period of time" an outside influence (Nina probably?) tells him he should get some professional help. Crowley indignantly answers that he's in therapy already and it's working wonders, thank you very much. He's actually on his way to an appointment right now. Smash cut to Crowley, alone, safe for his plants who still haven't figured out how to spontaneously grow legs and run away, to their own dismay. He's wearing the most ridiculous onesie pyjamas that somehow manage to be both casual emo and camp as hell. And we're treated to just a full 4 minute sequence of Crowley draping himself in increasingly unhinged ways on every possible surface in his apartment (think AVPM Draco), dramatically lip-syncing and dancing like he's in his own little music video, passionately singing at his poor frightened plants as his sole audience. I just think both him and we as an audience deserve to see David Tennant channel his inner angsty teenage girl.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

#if anyone out there more talented than me wants to incorporate this into a fic perhaps 👀 you have my blessings #just please tag me if you do csuse I'd love to read it! #good omens #good omens 2 #go2 #Crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #emotional support Queen songs #it's a hard life #Queen #good omens s3