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theficplug · 4 years

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{My Boyfriend Does My Makeup with Trevante}

{The YouTube Series}

Warnings: none , fluff

Trevante finally had some time off after his latest film had wrapped and although you were both private about your relationship. You decided to give your boos (your viewers) something special for 307k.

"Welcome to or back to my channel my boos. I have a special guest today. Everybody say hello to my boo bear. Who agreed to do the My Boyfriend Does My Makeup Challenge with me. Say hey baby." You say to him as he flashes his pearly whites at the camera and you can already tell you're going to have to filter the thirst comments.

"Hey , I'm uh Trevante y'all probably have seen me in a few things. If I seem like that familiar face that you can't put a name to. That's why. Also looking forward to playing some characters that don't die halfways through." He says jokingly at the end before giving a shy awkward little nod to the camera.

You take his hand in yours and nuzzle closer into his side to get him to relax a little.

"What I think a lot of people don't know is that even though he's always in front of the camera. He's also kinda shy and doesn't like a lot of attention on him, but unfortunately for you baby is that BOI WE FINNA BE ON YOUR ASS IF YOU MESS IT UP." You say jokingly as you set out all of the makeup and a little cheat sheet to tell him where everything goes.

You watch him break into a smile and throw his hands up.

"Ye of little faith. That hurts bae." He says pretending to be hurt with his hand over his heart dramatically.

"I'm only joking. I believe in you. Gimme kiss?" you ask before he pokes his lips out for you to press a soft kiss to his lips.

"Alright , I'm ready. Today we're gonna use the Fenty foundation? We're just gonna take Miss Riri's stuff and rub it in, all over the face. You don't really need a sponge or brush or any of that. That's all to get you to spend more money." He says to the camera as if he knows what he's doing.

You try to hold in your laughter while looking at the camera and shaking your head.

"You're doing good Tre. I feel prettier already. What's the next step?" You ask him as you watch him work. His tongue slightly poking out as he's concentrated on getting your face to look "right".

Sometimes you just get caught up in how beautiful and kind he is. He always takes care of you and tries his hardest to be involved in anything you're interested in.

"I feel you eyeing me while I work and lemme just say it's highly distracting ma'am. I'm a professional." He says jokingly before giving you a quick kiss. You tug at his bottom lip before kissing him again.

"SHE GETTING DEMONETIZED Y'ALL. We gotta keep it pg." He says before working his way down the little cheat sheet you've left him.

"If you poke me in my eye. I'm swinging." You say to Trevante as he grips your chin gently while trying to apply eyeliner.

"Y'all see how she be treating me? Gon beat my ass in front of all of y'all like that. Lemme stop before that's all over Twitter. Shhh, stop fidgeting let me get it right. " He says and you can feel the felt tip going past where the little flick needed to stop.

"How do I look baby?" You ask as you batting your eyelashes at him and watch his face scrunch slightly at messing it up.

"Hollup it's whopped on that side. Give me a wipe from over there please. . . You said earlier that you wanted to ask me some questions." Tre says to you not bopping along to the soft music playing in the background.

"If you could not love me in this way anymore. Do you think you could love me in a different way? Because you know how when some people break-up. It's so traumatic for them that they can't bare being around the person that they were with because the love there is different." You ask the heavy hitting question that came from an insta sticker. This man was actually a giant teddy bear and pouting at your question.

"For the record I ain't going nowhere. This man put a ring on it." You say giggling and waiting for his response.

"I love you in all ways , always. You know that. But, I'm tryna think about what you're asking. You're saying if weren't together no more. Could I still love you? Absolutely, we were friends before even getting together. When we met in the makeup trailer. I knew that you were going to be important in my life. And that I was gonna love you in some way. But I am grateful that I get to love you this way. I get to love you romantically , emotionally, spiritually, and (cover your ears kids) physically. I'm in love with you." He says before giving the camera a wink and blowing a kiss at them.

Your jaw drops slightly at his response. You could not be more in love with this man if you tried. You thought to yourself before leaning in to kiss his nose and then all over his face and finally his lips.

"Damn, I mean I think I like you or whatever." You say to his as he smacks his teeth and shakes his head while laughing at your response.

"I'm in love with you too Nemour. I only had 3 questions picked out. So here's my second one. When is the wedding? Someone on Instagram asked." You say to him as he nods

"We have a date and it's in my fiancee's favorite season and that's about all I can tell you on that. But I'm sure when it's all said and done she'll put a cute little video package together for y'all." He says as he applies highlighter to your nose and you look at him before bursting into laughter.

"Of course. I promise my boos will be included into the wedding somehow, but Y'ALL lemme bring the camera in please look at how this man got my nose looking like a Christmas ornament. We're going on a lil date right after this. I'm finna be looking shhmmooking hot." You say sarcastically and he couldn't even stay pressed as he breaks out into laughter with you.

"Okay so you're on the last part of my routine which is lips. So before you start I'll ask one last question from Twitter. It says what was our first impression of each other." You smile at the question remembering exactly what he was wearing and everything.

"Well I met you while working on the set of Predator. I was like damn okay lil chocolate drop. Can I get your number? No, but really I thought you were beautiful and funny and just like full of light. There were some early morning call times where I was just grumpy as hell and had to wake up at like 4am and have to hang off fake plane for who knows how long. But there you were in the trailer already dancing around to this one throwback song and giving everybody positive morning affirmations.

Just getting shit done too. I was just standing there watching you in your element. Your lil fro bouncing side to side as you swayed around getting all of your supplies together. And I remembered you ordered everybody breakfast with like Uber Eats or something. Your energy had me hooked from the start. I think I'm more of a morning person now because of you." He says as he picks out the lipstick color.

"You never told me that! That's so sweet boo bear. I was just trying to make everybody feel better 'cause those were some long ass hours. Trying to add all the lil scars and makeup and everything so early in the morning was a lot. But I got to spend more time with you so I wasn't complaining. My first impression of you hmmm. I think I was shocked at how beautiful you are! Wait , wait lemme explain. I've seen you before on that one Tyler Perry show as Ramsey before you got killed off. And just like when I found out you were going to be in that film. I was nervous as hell. And when you walked into the trailer with your beanie almost over your eyes and your headphones on like you were too cool for school. I knew I had to play it cool. I just like sauntered over to you and offered you a breakfast plate. It worked though. Cause you was grooving to Brandy too. After that I realized how you have the driest humor, and yet you are the funniest person I know. I mean like dad joke central with him. He be slapping his knee and everything y'all. But he could've been a whole comedian." You say to the camera and he waits for you to finish before he starts applying the deep plum shade of lipstick.

"My humor may be dry but you still be doing the scatter run when I do the Norbit voice." He says laugh softly at you already about to start wheezing.

"Done?" You ask him as he sits back admiring his work.

"I don't think I did too bad. Look" he says handing you the mirror as you look closely

"My lashes barely hanging on and my eyeliner doing the Cha Cha Slide but other than that I think it looks good. You did a good job baby." You say giving him a kiss as he smirks into it. Already getting the big head.

"I'm coming for your brand baby. Multi-talented." He says to the camera.

"Alright and with that I'mma end this video before his head gets even more inflated. I seen some juicer questions earlier but y'all there ain't no tea. We sexy but our own type of sexy. I gotta show y'all the photos from Halloween when we dressed as Marcus Burnett and Mike Lowry from Bad Boys... We're that couple." You say chuckling softly.

"Alright my boos, y'all know what to do. Like , comment , and subscribe if you want. Turn on the notification bell so you can know when your faves fave post again. Who knows I might get him to do the No Hands Kissing Challenge for 400k. And an OnlyFans video for 1 million." You say half jokingly as it flies over his head for a moment before the lightbulb goes off.

"I don't know about all that maybe 5 milli. Alright y'all , be kinder to yourselves and stay blessed. Byyyeeeee" He says in your voice as he does your outro and you couldn't wait to just wrap your arms around him and love on him.

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happys-crazy-queen22 · 4 years

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Title: It's A Christmas Threesome, I Mean A Miracle

Picture done my me.

My Secret Santa Story goes to The Amazing, wonderful and Brilliant minded Joey @chriscrosscerulli. I hope you enjoy it. Sorry for the tease 😉😂 Merry Christmas babydoll❤❤

Merry Christmas everyone!

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Ricky and you were throwing the biggest and craziest Christmas this year. He wanted to do stuff he's never done before. The house was all decorated in red and black. Lights shined through out the neighborhood, you could probably see the house from outer space but that's what Ricky wanted.

The party was in full swing, dancing and singing Christmas carols. Getting a little to tipsy for everyone. Ryan and Vinny stood on the top of the stairs shimming their bodies and singing Santa baby. It was priceless. Everyone caught it on camera.

Going to get something to drink you bumped into Justin who had a plate of food. His green hair all slicked back looking rather handsome.

"Oh I'm so sorry. I wasn't paying attention my eyes were a little preoccupied". You nodded to the stairs. Ryan and Vinny shaking their butts with a finger in their mouths. They had way to much to drink and maybe some weed was introduced.

"That's okay. I've been meaning to talk to you but haven't gotten the chance with you running around".

"Really? I mean what do you need to talk to me about"? You asked confused. Yeah you been around the band like forever but you weren't as close to Justin as you were the others.

"Yeah, grab Ricky and meet me at the bathroom. I have to pee but you'll probably find him before I get done". He said placing his plate on the nearest table. Your eyes went wide. What the actual fuck it going on? You asked yourself.

Finding Ricky as he was taking pictures of Ryan and Vinny, you grabbed him by the arm and walked down the hall.

"These are so going on Instagram". He laughed as he watched a video of the guys singing and dancing. He quickly looked up and stopped walking.

"What are we doing back here"?

"Justin told me to grab you and come to the bathroom". You shrugged your shoulders.

"Ahh okay. Yeah I know what this is about". He said smirking like a fool. You rolled your eyes and waited for Justin to come out. Ricky was showing you pictures he took at the party when the door opened and out came Justin in nothing but a red Santa hat with a white cotton ball on the end covering his dick, semi hard dick to be exact.

"Oh Sweet Jesus Justin. Where the fuck are your clothes". You shielded your eyes. Ricky laughing.

"You haven't told her? Is she going to be okay with this"? You heard Justin ask Ricky.

"Y/N, look at me". Ricky pulled your hands away from your face, grabbing your chin making you look at him.

"Justin and I have been talking, we wanted you to have a very Merry Christmas so we decided to give you the opportunity to fuck both of us".

"Surprise it's a Christmas threesome". Justin giggled. Your mouth dropped, you were confused and kinda ready for this to happen but what was the catch. You thought.

"And"?

"And what? We're going to have a threesome for your Christmas present. Justin's wrapped and everything".

"What does this mean for you and I"?

"We're still together baby. This is just a one time thing but if you like it so much maybe we can do it every holiday if Justin's up for it? But we'll see".

"I must be dreaming? This is not happening". You blushed bringing your hands to your face.

"It is if you want it too. We're all ready for you".

"What about everybody down the hall"?

"They can party til they drop, I don't care. We'll have a party of our own in the bedroom. So you in"? Ricky asked, Justin waiting for your answer.

"Yeah, I'm so in". You bit your lip nervously. Ricky taking one hand and just taking the other leading you into the bedroom. The room was littered with candles, the smell of vanilla filled the room. They both knew you'd say yes.

"I can't believe I'm doing this".

"Relax and let us take care of you". Justin whispered in your ear as he unzipped your dress from the back. Ricky sat his camera down on the dresser. The little red light on.

"Rick, you forgot to turn it off".

"Oh, um you okay with me recording this? Its kind of a Christmas present for Justin so you know he can remember"?

"Okay. That's cool I guess". You giggled as Justin started kissing your neck, moving your hair to the other side so he could get a good angle. Probably trying to get at your sweet spot that Ricky told him about.

Ricky started undressing, first went his jacket then the shirt and pants but he kept the tie on. He watched at you moaned grabbing Justin's head to keep him in place for a longer neck kiss.

"You just going to stand there and watch or are you going to join us"? You purred.

"You don't have to tell me twice to find out if I'm naughty or nice". Ricky sang as he walked over to you, his hands going to your hips, his lips going to your breast. Justin unhooked your bra, the straps falling down your arms and down to the floor. Ricky nipped at your nipple. While Justin's hand traveled down your stomach to the edge of your waistband of your underwear. His hand snaked in and rubbed over your core, the action made you jump at first. You weren't use to having two sets on hands on you at once. But you relaxed against him, his touch became all you wanted, he ran his middle finger through your slit feeling your clit and slowly rubbing over it. Gathering your juices to enter you. You gasped at the sudden fullness. Ricky and Justin both chuckled, Justin removing his hand bringing it to his mouth.

"You're very wet". Justin spoke seductively licking his fingers.

"Oh she's just getting started. By the end of the night she'll be a water fall gushing". Ricky smirked, taking your hand and leading you to the bed. He pushed you on, you got on your knees and hands. Ass in the air. Justin and Ricky looked at each other nodding than to you licking their lips. Taking their hand and slapping a ass cheek each.

"She's been a very naughty girl, this year". Ricky came up behind you sliding your underwear down your legs helping you out of them and stepping back. Enjoying the view before him. The warm air hit your core, your juices made you glisten in the candle light..

"So how do you want to play with our little gift here"? Justin asked rubbing his hands.

"Rock, paper scissors"?

"You guys are not playing that to see who fucks me. Why dont we do the alphabet. Justin with my mouth. Ricky with my pussy"?

"That good with you"?

"Fine with me". Justin shrugged his shoulders, climbing on the bed getting in front of you. The Santa hat still hanging on but you could tell he was stiff as a board. Ricky came up behind you, you felt his cock graze your lips.

"If you start feeling overwhelmed we can stop at anytime". Ricky rubbed your hips.

"I'm good. Let's get started". You giggled, pulling off Justin's little Santa hat revealing a very big surprise. He was a little bigger and thicker than Ricky and a lot veinie. You're glad Ricky chose him.

Ricky lined himself up and eased into you. Moaning as he did you grabbed Justin's cock, taking the tip of your tongue running it along and sucking on the head. Justin's head fell back, his mouth opened. His hands went to your hair, pulling it up and grabbing a hand full.

Ricky grabbed your hips, thrusting rough and deep. God you loved his cock, it was like a blood hound finding your hiding place to make you go crazy as he pounded into you.

"Fuck Ricky". You mumbled as you gagged on Justin's dick. Drool dripped down your chin and down Justin's length.

"Damn, Y/N". Justin growled as he fucked your throat, he held on to your head. Ricky laughed, he's never see you this excited about something like this before. He was trying his best to stay inside you. It was like a slip n slide in you, you were so wet.

"You wanna switch"? Ricky asked Justin, who had the face of Holy shit I'm about to come.

Justin nodded, pulling out and breathing heavy. You groaned at the lost of contact.

"Dont worry. Theres more coming, the night is still young". Ricky kissed your forehead with a wink.

"Are you ready"? Justin asked before lining himself up.

"Wait, don't we need a condom"? You asked sitting down on the bed.

"Well you're on the pill and Justin's been checked, I made sure of that. So it's up to you".

"Would you be mad if I wanted him raw"?

"No, if that's what you want then you can have it". Ricky said with a smile and nodded to Justin who roughly pulled you up and threw you on your back. He got between your legs and roughly entered you. Your legs being thrown over his shoulders.

Ricky watched as you were being fucked, you worked his cock with your hands. He would pinch your nipple ever time he saw your stomach clench. He knew you were close.

You popped Rickys cock in your mouth sucking your juices off.

"You gonna come on Justin's dick"? Ricky purred as he bent down removing his dick from your mouth and kissed you.

"Can I baby, please"? Your legs began to tremble on Justin's shoulders.

"Come, show Justin what you can do". Ricky ran his hand down your chest to your clit. Giving you extra friction to add to your orgasm.

Justin pounded into you deep and hard. If he went any deeper he would pop out your belly button.

"Oh fuck". You screamed as you came. The room started spinning and Justin stayed still inside you as your orgasm exploded. Ricky still circled your clit, you clawed his arm, the air was knocked out of you. Justin growled as you clenched around him. You were starting to send him over the edge.

"Holy shit". You shook coming down from the after wave. Ricky and Justin whistled as you laid there panting, covered in sweat trying to slow you fast beating heart.

"That was the sexiest thing I think I have ever seen". Justin rubbed your legs.

"How is she down there"? Rickys question made Justin smirk as he looked down. He was covered in your juices, the carpet was wet and the bed.

"Clean up on aisle one. Holy fuck". Justin cackled as Ricky kissed you passionately.

"You okay"?

"I'm perfect". You said with droopy eyes.

"I think you wore her out".

"Sorry". Justin frowned.

"We can continue if you want? You guys didn't get to come. I can go another round". You said sleepily.

"You should sleep. We'll finish this after you rest, don't worry. I need to make sure these fuckers haven't burned my house down and I need to make an appearance. They probably thinking we left them". Ricky kissed your head as you slipped into sleep. "I love you".

"I'll get my clothes". Justin covered his dick with his hand and went to the bathroom to get dressed.

Ricky checked the camera and stopped recording. He wanted you to rest up and sleep. The night wasn't over, just a little pause in the night of fun. Rickys the best present giver.

Justin and Ricky went back to the party like nothing happened just a little more sweatier and a little tired. It was a couple hours you got up and went back to the party. Ricky wrapped you into a hug, exchanging glances with Justin across the room.

"So Y/N, what did Ricky get you for Christmas"? Chris asked, noticing the glow on you.

"A once in a lifetime experience". You smiled at Ricky.

"Is that so? Is that experience still happening"?

"Hopefully, we continue it tonight".

"Anything you want, we'll do". Justin chuckled with a smirk as he heard Rickys answer. Ricky pecked your lips sweetly.

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punkscowardschampions · 5 years

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Tommy & Ali

Chatting ‘bout Christmas, boy troubles, pregnancy AND THE FACT THE BABY IS TOTALLY NOT DREW’S LOLLOLLOL

Tommy: Oi! 😼 What you gettin da cos like even I feel cheeky considering socks for 2 years running Ali joined the chat 3 hours ago Tommy: I was gonna go full rivers of whiskey cept I'd probs drown myself in it before the bottle was in the bag 😂 Ali: So you should, elf on the shelf! Socks should only ever be an add-on prezzie, even if they're DEAD comical, like. Ali: Speaking of elf on the shelf, would you be willing to come round mine every day at the crack of dawn (aka JUST before the kiddos will arise like horrible demon krakkens from the depths) so I can arrange you in comical positions and situations? Ali: They love that shit. I on the other hand want to murder the CEO of whatever company/the high-key mum mafia that made this shit popular again. Ali: I've got me thinking cap on for the old man for ye...Hmm Ali: (and how rude to get cuffed for the season and not even get to the part where you get a bomb-ass present/someone to tout around the family functions...rude. You not actually at the bottom of a bottle quite yet though, yeah? Doing the obligatory welfare checkup here) Tommy: Excuse you miss money bags! 💰 just 'cause you're one of the rare artists who ain't starving like! some of us don't have boyfriends who cook or paying audiences Tommy: so yeah obvs! Gotta keep in shape just in case don't I? catch me pirouetting across your patio bitch Tommy: Green's my colour these days and red's always been signature Tommy: I'm alright (love you for asking!) how's you? Tommy: Genuinely Ali: Oh yeah, 'cos father will flip his shit if the price tag ain't AT LEAST three figs... 😏 Silly billy, and oi, oi! My student loan ain't kicked in yet ...I'm on a gap yaaaaaah though, darling, I've simply GOTTA act like a frivilous rich bitch. Deal with it, you're still the shady bitch of the fam, okay? 😘 Ali: Yaaasss, you're gonna have to drop a couple of pounds to fit in that teeny costume but a day in the life of a TRUE star init, babe? I believe in you Ali: Bet you didn't come here to be called fat, did you? How fucking cheeky is that forreal Ali: Colour of luck boy 🍀🍀🍀 Ali: Hmm, ngl I'm in a bit of a...situation, and I ain't talking I've forgot to order a turkey Tommy: Imagine...jog on old man just 'cause went for the quantity with the sprogs doesn't mean you'll get quality back soz Tommy: try it but good luck trying to get your little uns to deal with you being the spoilt one 😂 Tommy: well since I got the 🍀 its 🤞 Tommy: feckin hell has caleb forgotten kids are for life not just chrimbo again? Tommy: I'll deck his halls if he's being a prick Ali: That'll show him! That's what you get for bringing me into this world, whole lotta backchat and not an ounce of grattitude, take that! Ali: Join me 'cos I'm sure that's what mum feels I've got her Ali: We did Rio's first Xmas morning, and 2nd, at home! It really is Caleb's fams turn Ali: I can't help that its Junie's first, evidently I ain't planning this shit woman! Ali: #contraceptionwhomst? #pulloutnhopeforthebest #itswhatgodwouldwant Ali: And it ain't like we're not coming over for a second dinner, we fat as hell, get wid it and pass the gravy Ali: Catch me in the tesco throwing tantrums with Rio on the reg tbh #twocanplayatthatgamehoney #childrenraisingchildren Ali: Nah, although loving all the macho threats of violence when my honour is at stake as of late...Is my drama letting you live up to your full brotherly potential? Welcome... Ali: TMI, give a shit, but I'm late on and I've thrown up a few times, not from the mother's ruin, like Ali: hahahahahama'sgonnakillmeisn'tshe Ali: whatthefucklike Tommy: Who you kidding you're the blatant fave & lbr if the lord's got his specs on should be even more so for following her shining example like Tommy: honor thy father and mother and all that Tommy: who doesn't love a mini me Tommy: especially one who can sing every sperm is sacred with perf pitch Tommy: Amen! this aint 1850 pass the roasties gdi! Tommy: all we want for christmas is carbs Tommy: OH MY CHRIST NOT AGAIN Tommy: 😧 Tommy: I know you're on your gap year but no need to be so literal Ali: Ha, please! Not Tess Vickers' fave. Da's, obviously, as he is mine, (babe). You and Joe are the momma's boys, always have been, you needy little babbas. Ali: A woman who doesn't love herself...damn, too deep, reverse, reverse! Ali: You'd be surprised how annoying an all-singing-all-dancing constant reminder of all your best and worst bits is Ali: Usually the best, which is happy-making magic, but when its the worst...GOOD LORDT. Plus its a reminder of the same in your other half, and we all like to overlook that shit now, don't we? *sips tea* Ali: God I am gonna go HAM with my 'cravings' this Chrimbo...what timing! Maybe I did plan this after-all Ali: but no, I did not Ali: But yeah...this is a thing I'm processing, thought I'd drag you down with me 🤷 Tommy: I was gonna be all like not with him probs dead in a ditch and me one audition away from getting cosy in a cardboard box but I better swerve too dont wanna spend the season with the samaritans on speed dial Tommy: you and fraze are the success stories savor it Tommy: honey I've got a mirror Tommy: and near constant feedback from them in the know Tommy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tommy: that's calebs chrimbo gift sorted then yeah? Ali: Lordy, I know we're Irish but there's no need to be that fuckin' maudlin, Tommo Ali: Oh, you wanted an idea for Da but that is SO Fraze's prezzie Ali: Just tell him that, all day. Money can't buy that kinda happiness Ali: The spirit of the Holidays Ali: Them in the know don't know shit Ali: I mean...gift or curse? Ali: We've only just got back on track, this is probably going to derail the whole damn caboose Tommy: everyone's a critic and there's only one shane macgowan I hear ya Tommy: I reckoned you meant a mirror for a sec I was like uh huh he's got that one covered love 😏 Tommy: Hey! That's mine covered 🙋 just repeat that back to me Tommy: those clueless cunts Tommy: Nah he'll be buzzing esp if he gets another girl Tommy: there's only one Rio but he's shameless ha Tommy: leave the cursing for ma she'll be doing plenty once she's done stuffing your stocking with contraceptives Ali: Mhmm, save it for the improptu karaoke when we're all feeling merry on the day, like Ali: Lmao, he'd live in a 360 degree view changing room if he could Ali: How millenial of us! Lets just gift each other with positive affirmations Ali: Maybe...Gah Ali: Whatever, whether he deals or doesn't, doesn't change the fact I am with child again and yeah, Caleb's reaction is the least of my worries Ali: I'm going to be going to Uni abroad with 3 kids...damn Ali: If I don't get locked away for my own good, of course Tommy: 😇 Will do Tommy: I reckon that's the goal when he 'makes it' Tommy: scrawl it on my personalised starbies cup and have done babe Tommy: You're grand it'll just be one hell of a plane ride Tommy: 🍀 & 🤞 Tommy: OH SHIT WAIT Tommy: the whole Caleb reaction thing has me thinking...not to be rude but Tommy: it is his yeah? Ali: It better be Ali: Aside from the Drew incident I didn't shag anyone else Ali: and we used a condom Ali: I mighta been several sheets to the wind but I hadn't lost my whole goddamn mind Tommy: thank christ for that Tommy: imagine trying to play happy families with that twat Ali: Amen Ali: Yeah that isn't the life I've signed up for Ali: Bitches forget I already got a ring on my finger, like Ali: Legal or otherwise Tommy: Beyonce is here for your union Tommy: good enough for me Tommy: low key proud of ya not to be an enabler but like Tommy: I'll happily hooray you getting Drew to put something on it too god knows where that fuckboy's been Ali: Thank you! I will take that hooray because I literally had to mum Ro's arse and tell her to do the same every time Ali: AND had to do it in such a way it didn't sound like I was saying as much, like, your boyf is a cheater and we all know it sweetie Tommy: ugh 😷 glad you did though I hear your next door nemesis had to get herself to the clinic sharpish & i don't reckon she'd spread gossip that'd make her out to be riddled Tommy: 🦀🐛 Ali: 🤢😤 Unsurprised on both their behalf there but low-key furious Ali: he knows how that bitch treats Ro, and always has done Ali: there's being a cheat with any random hoe and then there's that...is it me or is that next-level careless? Ali: To the point it looks like he's doing it to hurt her, I'm sure he's just ignorant but, like, what the fuck?!!? Tommy: RIGHT? Tommy: like I don't doubt she ain't telling him all the ins and outs of her childhood drama but still Tommy: even with more brains than biceps he's gotta have a clue or two Tommy: OOOPS ACCIDENTAL COMPLIMENT Tommy: I'm offended on my own behalf Tommy: almost as cringe as once thinking he was hot 🤓😳 kms Ali: Yeah but it ain't like he's not been here...and she's still a cunt to Ro now, so Ali: Tries to be to me but who's listening, Bitch I'm deaf all of a sudden??? Ali: Hahahahaha Ali: He's attractive, to the point its kinda fact more than opinion so I don't think you're alone on that score Ali: If the notches on his bedpost are anything to go by...and I fucked him so can't be judging, consider your sins absolved, no hail mary's needed, maybe a few bloodys when I next pin u down for an IRL debrief? Ali: Oh wait, a bitch can't...I'll make it a Virgin Mary...WHEY! Tommy: True and I know he ain't got a bitch muted 'cause I aint rn either 👀 & my specs are on when I'm scrolling Tommy: I see what I see Tommy: 😞 Tommy: Fuck it lets go dancing Tommy: bounce that bump while you still can Ali: 'Course not, gotta 'low the bitch to slide into dem dms on the reg, if for nothing else than the ego boost Ali: 😒 Ali: I need that, lets go lets go lets go, its been TIME since I got to go out and not take the bubs Ali: I'll have to see who can have 'em though... Ali: Can't be mum, really selling how responsible a parent I'm gonna be to 3 by throwing 2 at her and fucking off to partay Tommy: SAMSIES...not that I'm going out with 2 kids on the reg but y'know Tommy: we on it 💃 Tommy: Dial up their daddy Tommy: he'll step up while we step out I'm sure Ali: Sure, just the one, like #oosh! toosoonforbants? Ali: Can but try, I'll get back to you when he replies Ali: Ooh, what are we gonna wear Tommy: I've got my elf cossie if I can only squeeze in Tommy: you could pin a red letter on if you've got something that won't clash 🤔 own that guilt like a good catholic 📿 Ali: Ooh, festive AND appropriate for my situ, I like it. Tommy: A for advent sweeties 😘 Tommy: can you cut my hair though I looking like the grinch if he was a blonde blue eyed dreamboat Ali: And Awesome! And Ali! And Ass! 😎 Ali: Obvi, you never could rock the long hair look, remember that dark period in time 😂 Ali: Can I try something slightly new tho? 🤔 Tommy: why the feck not gotta at least look ready to mingle like Tommy: 💔😂 Ali: Dubo not gonna know what's hit it and ya mans gonna know what he missing when I'm done with you! Promise Tommy: I'll hold you to it Tommy: no pressure Tommy: oooh maybe we could go shopping 😀 Ali: You know I'm winning boys back like its my business Ali: well, boy singular but that's enough, right? #greedybisexual Ali: I am always down for killing time snapping up killer #lewks, lets do it man Tommy: yaaaaaaaaaaas Tommy: careful I might hold you to that too #tipsfrommybabysiskms Ali: baby be wise tho 💞 where u at i'll come get u Tommy: about a lot of things yeah 👍 nws I'll come at you I need the exercise #aintforgotyoucalledmeafattylike Ali: alright well, RUN FORREST RUN Tommy: 🏃

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