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ministarfruit · 2 years
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simon blackquill peaking at age 17 is so funny because it's only downhill from here, buddy. enjoy it while it lasts
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piraticusdorm · 2 years
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Hello again! I have come here once again because I’m really starting to enjoy going to people’s ask box and being less scared! (I’m actually starting to have fun)
I just wanted to know about Piraticus’ opinions on Sullivan and Kai (and if you’re up to it, maybe a little bit of Kei because…yeah I have no good reason). Haven’t really asked earlier on because I was a tiny scared little worm of a human being.🙄 Now I’m just…worm💀
Awww that's always good! Haha I should take a page out of your book myself ; v ; sets u gently onto a tasty leaf... oh to be a worm, god's gentle's creatures. Ok onto the opinions!
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"Sullivan certainly has promise! Why, I bet he'd steal an old grandma's golden tooth if the chance arose! I'm so proud of him. Now that his graces have been sung, he ought to learn to.... see the bigger picture, as it were. Reputation is about all a pirate lives from at sea. Ah well, as long as his crew has his back, I'm sure he'll manage through any obstacles! Part of the fun, isn't it?"
"Now now, our precious Kai! Where would we be without him! So hardworking, I'm almost afraid Riddle will try to swindle him right from under my nose. You'll understand, then, the necessity for this man to take a break. I've facilitated as many breaks as I've could for him to enjoy, but he becomes antsy when not put to work. Had I some more time to come up with a proper scheme to give him that much needed vacation... (sigh) It's been on my to do list."
"Sweet Kei, so polite and SO inquisitive! Nothing gets past her, no sir. Makes him all the more entertaining. What's the fun in being a sea rat without a cat or two trying to catch onto you? ...Games and fun are all good, but I've been asking around his mother. Strange things happen in the Neverseas, among them having visitors who might as well be from another world! That is not quite the sort of news that makes the rounds, though. I've not promised Kei anything, can't do so if I'm not sure I can deliver, but whatever information I can get will be hers. I said for a price, but don't her know said price is just a smile. I've got a reputation to uphold!"
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"That Sullivan brat's too cocky. Makes it more fun to sink all that ego, ha! 't least he's not s snitch. Sure, we fight, but we don't tell anyone shit about it. Last thing we need is some lecture from the teachs."
" I've seen him around. Hard not to. Guy takes like half the dorm, I swear. Helps around, babysits, don't let him know but I try to stay outta his way. Thanks to him I don't gotta change the ship's banisters every week because of one of Sullivan's stunts. So Kai's good on my book."
"Kei, that nosy brat... Kids these day don't understand privacy! Ok, sure, it's been useful for the blot s🔔🔔🔔show happening around, but a fairy's entitled to his privacy! 'sides that, I can think of worse people to have around."
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"Mmhh... He's funny~ Sully says silly things. But his hands are too grabby, ya know? If he tries to touch my stuff.... well, you know. It's that.... I really will bite them clean off. So he should stop."
"I like Kai~! When he's on, um, cooking turn, everything tastes great. There's never enough for thirds... some time I carry the stuff he, uh, cook, onto the ship. Less trips. I get bigger plates then~ Tho he doesn't let me do it often..."
"Key... she's nice. Sees a lot of tiny things around. She was very, um... decided? to know stuff from here. Seems smarts to me. She was looking for something.... if I don't have a scent I can't find it tho. Sorry."
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