#jouno can tell Something is off bc of tecchou's heartbeat but he has no idea What

[zukkaoru]

new ship just dropped: tecchou x eggman (NOT the sonic guy. the character from a short story someone in one of my college creative writing classes wrote)

#he breaks out of prison and tecchou and jouno are assigned to hunt him down. he keeps Conveniently getting away #tecchou (deadpan): he's just really fast. #jouno (exasperated and about ready to throttle tecchou): WHY ARE YOU LITERALLY THE WORST PERSON TO WORK WITH #jouno can tell Something is off bc of tecchou's heartbeat but he has no idea What #bc never in a million years would he guess that TECCHOU has an EX. and definitely not the egg freak #this makes sense to no one except corey and i but that's okay ❤️ you just gotta trust me #this is the crossover event of the century #sueegg #hello grace here

[miammey]

GOOD MORNING, I FEED YOU WITH FLUFF ONCE AGAIN!!

Chuno bc the brainrot is still here

Jouno will never outright suggest it, but he wishes Chūya would get at least some of the Hunting Dogs enhancements, so corruption is less likely to kill him.

"aren't you the guy that arrested Dazai?"

"Yes."

"Damn you're hot, should've sent someone else, bastard probably enjoyed it."

I now go to chunozai(????) bc yes

Yeah Dazai probably was like "god damn they're hot" when Jouno was arresting them

Very off topic but they/them Dazai 🫶

Jounos hair doesn't naturally have the red, Chūya dyes it.

Dazai can control their heartbeat....

Needless to say Jouno really hates that, no way to know if your bf is actually alive WHEN THEY CAN PLAY DEAD THAT FUCKING WELL

Chūya can tell though bc when Dazai's faking, they always have one hand closer to their body (it was for missions in the pm)

Jouno had no moral qualms at all, but was worried about their organizations

Dazai's response was something like "nah fukuzawas walked in on me and Chūya it's fineee" and Jouno opened his eyes to give the most blank stare of blank stares at Dazai.

Dazai is really really quiet most of the time, so when they're with Jouno they make sure to always knock their hand or foot on stuff when they move so Jouno doesn't have to work as hard.

All of them have chronic pain and help each other with it as much as they can

And now, I slide Tecchou in to finish the polycule

Dazai is the only one who will try half of Tecchous food combos

Tecchou was worried about dating Dazai & Chūya but decided it would be okay eventually

Has no idea how Chūya knows Dazai is faking dead, just uses the autism to know /j

They are all autistic btw 🫶🫶 I'm autistic and I do make the rules

Also they're all trans

Kenjis dads

Chūya and Tecchou already knew each other bc Kenji introduced them

Dazai has glasses bc nobody trusts them with contacts and Jouno is the only reason they wear them instead of breaking their eyes more

Also Dazai is half blind and Jouno just immediately knew like

"you favor your left side (I hope that's the right one I don't know my left and right) an awful lot and don't have a limp, your right eye is blind isn't it."

"Yup"

MORE LATER PROBABLY BC I LOVE THEM YOU'VE INFECTED ME AND THE BRAINROT IS ETERNAL NOW

ASNFNSNAAAAAA CHUUSAIZAIHIRO MY BELOVEDDD, these are so cute thank you for sharing!!!!

#asks #chuusaizaihiro