#jc truly can't catch a break

[runespoor7]

the fact that there was a perfectly gossipable and inappropriate closeness between WWX and JYL, peppered with WWX causing the break of her betrothal and WWX beating up her ex-fiance, culminating in WWX killing her husband and JYL shielding him with her body...

and the actual gossip in the Jianghu at the time of WWX's death was that JC had been the naive childhood sweetheart too gone on WWX.

#jc truly can't catch a break #the narrative looking at the YMJ situation: hmmm yeah JC is gonna be the ruined woman here #only way it makes sense is 1)ppl really loved to be mean to jc and 2)jc was THAT unsubtle #which is one reason why jc thinks wwx left because of him to run from that love jc cannot hide right #he's not entirely wrong #wwx does leave in part because the love between jc and him is too much. scary. that wwx has to deny because it chewed up his core already #chengxian

[palaugranetes]

🔵BLAUGRANETS🔴

Ansu: All I am saying is that the fact that Gerard is capable of walking semi properly again should make you a bit nervous.

Carlitos: He still would not be able to catch me in case I ran

Ansu: You can run but you cannot hide curlitos

Ronald: I highly doubt Geri would resort to something that would require him to run.

Ansu: Another valid point.

Dembz: The way I was stressed during that entire match though.. he was right above me.

Ansu: 😂

Dembz: 😒

Iñaki: How do I talk to him.

Iñaki: I just want to apologize.

Iñaki: I know I did nothing but I am stressed.

Iñaki: And I know I should have done it before but again.. I was stressed.

Iñaki: Maybe if I send him a gift basket... with a note.. saying I'm sorry..

Sergiño: You okay there bud?

Iñaki: What have I just been saying. Clearly I am not.

Oscar: Sure, a gift basket would be nice..

Ronald: I feel if you just talk to him and tell him that you truly had nothing to do with twiddle-dee and twiddle-dum and co, he would understand.

Iñaki: You think?

Ronald: I think so

Iñaki: Not very reassuring there buddy. Just gonna send the basket.

Riqui: A whole damn monologue just for that.

JC: Cop out.

Iñaki: Oh shut it both of you.

22 DECEMBER 2020

Ansu: I would just like to say @Pedri I love you

Dembz: CLEM SCORED! SUPER!

Dembz: Am I tripping or are we playing better?!

Ansu: Pink Power

Dembz: MARTIN!!!

Ansu: I'm happy for Martin he's such a good dude. Very happy for him.

Dembz: yeah he's cool.

JC: Guys what do you think goes better with Vanilla, Strawberries or Caramel?

Ansu: Huh?

Dembz: I told you to stop the weird questions @JC what are you even doing?!

JC: HUMOR ME

Dembz: I have been humoring you all day. Stop

Ansu: What is going on?

Dembz: Jean-Clair is trying to make a gift basket.

Ansu: By himself?!

Dembz: Clearly

Ansu: Oh this can't end well

Dembz: I mean... @JC get professional help please

JC: I already have a therapist.

Dembz: I was talking about the basket but good thing that you do. Your mental health is important.

JC: Exactly, which is why having this constant Geri threat is not good for it.. Hence the gift basket.

Dembz: GET. A. PROFESSIONAL.

JC: I can do it.

Ansu: GOL DEL D1OS DEL FUTBOL!!!! @Pedri that pass was sexy af!!

Dembz: 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

JC: King. Gonna make him a basket too.

23 DECEMBER 2020

Riqui: That did not entirely suck huh..

Ronald: Cleansheet yes!!

Riqui: 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Pedri: @Ansu 💗💜💗💜💗

Frenkie: A good way to go into the Christmas holiday!

Arnau: I mean about time.

Francisco: Leo 🥺🥰

Pedri: Completely agree with that statement.

Riqui: Happy Holidays idiots! See you in 4 days. ENJOY IT✌🏻

Carlitos: Thanks petit.

Pedri: I will be able to fully enjoy it after Leo's interview comes out.

Pedri: Or not... Please let it be good news.

Oscar: Oh shoot I almost forgot about it.

Francisco: I wish I can forget about it.

Frenkie: I don't know, from the little snippets it looks promising?

Carlitos: Seems like it..

Pedri: Won't stop me from worrying..

JC: Joyeux Noël!

Carlitos: A month till the elections!

Riqui: One stressful thing at a time please!

Frenkie: Yes for the love of D10S

Iñaki: Too many stressful things in this Club.. I would like a 3 days break please.

Riqui: Tough luck.

26 DECEMBER 2020

JC: I finished the basket!

Iñaki: What basket?

JC: Geri's 🤙🏾

Iñaki: 😒

Dembz: Injuries?

JC: None

Ansu: Lies

JC: Okay just a few cuts and glue-gun burns

Iñaki: Glue burns?

JC: Silicon

Iñaki: Right... Well I just had one made and sent it on Christmas

Oscar: Do you think Grizou sent the adults gifts?

Francisco: I mean for Leo yes for sure

Oscar: Makes sense.

Dembz: Clem, Sam ofc, Geri most likely.

Oscar: fairs

Ronald: 1 day

Riqui: Thanks for the reminder

Pedri: STRESSED

Ansu: Look.. I fully expect Leo to be here when I come back.. otherwise I'm throwing hands

Carlitos: At whom

Ansu: Idk.. we'll cross that bridge when we reach it

Carlitos: Cool it down Rocky

Ansu: 🥊🥊

27 DECEMBER 2020

Pedri: STRESSED

Frenkie: It's gonna be alright.

Francisco: How do you know?

Frenkie: I have a feeling it's gonna go smoothly.

Pedri: 😓😓😓

Francisco: I saw that he won't be talking about his next step

Pedri: 😰😰😰

Frenkie: I feel like he's just gonna address the burofax saga

Francisco: But he already did

Pedri: 😵😵😵

Frenkie: A couple of hours

Pedri: Narrating is not helping.

.........

Riqui: Here we go

Sergiño: So far so good?

Carlitos: Who made Leo cry...

Riqui: The fact that he has suffered this much

Ronald: I mean Diego and Sabella probably

Carlitos: True

Oscar: Nobita😂😂😂😂

Arnau: 😂😂😂😂😂 the way he laughed

Carlitos: No don't stop.. drag his ass.

Arnau: Jordi did not just ask him about his own funeral!!!

Pedri: STOP I AM ALREADY NERVOUS ENOUGH

Francisco: Please ...

Oscar: Jordi STOP

Ronald: The President at that time

Ronald: Ouch the Luisito part.

Ansu: sighs Luis deserved better

Ronald: 100%

Carlitos: CONTINUE DRAGGING HIM

Riqui: BEING LIED TO FOR YEARS!! BITCH

Riqui: I don't know how Nobita is still living freely in this world.

Ronald: I told y'all THEY have a GC.

Carlitos: How many GCs are these guys in bro.

Pedri: HE WILL BE HERE FOREVER

Pedri: MANIFESTING IT TO THE UNIVERSE

Francisco: 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Riqui: Imagine Leo as Barça's Sporting Director

Ronald: Gerard as President

Carlitos: Xavi being our coach, Andres his assistant

Frenkie: Busi can also be there

Frenkie: Vice-President Busi

Sergiño: Dani can be head of the PR department

Riqui: OHHH I like that!!

Oscar: Puyi can be head of La Masia

Carlitos: 😍😍😍😍

Francisco: Well this interview did not do damage. 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Frenkie: Told ya

Pedri: I'm gonna go wash my face and drink some water..

Ansu: This was okay.. a part from the funeral part. And well the Diego moments

Riqui: He was so uncomfortable during that..

Carlitos: Jordi insisted too much when Leo said he doesn't like to talk about some stuff.. like 😒

Carlitos: TAKE A HINT DUDE

Oscar: Sometimes I want to punch him

Arnau: Most times*

Oscar: Most times I want to punch him

Carlitos: All the time*

Oscar: I want to punch him all the time

Riqui: Perfect.

Ansu: Who do we want to be president now though

Carlitos: No idea .. I need to think

Oscar: Exactly..

Riqui: All I know is.. "Change" is needed.

Riqui: And by change I mean management

Riqui: And by management I mean Ronald

Arnau: Yeah we got it at "Change"

Riqui: Just in case.

Iñaki: Oh no we got it loud and clear

Riqui:

Carlitos: 😒😒😒

#eps 13 #blaugranets gc #blaugranets #babies gc #riqui #ansu #ronald #carlitos #pedri #frenkie #dembz #francisco #oscar #arnau #iñaki #sergiño #jc #feat Leo #🤷🏻‍♀️ #football imagine #MSN callback #MSN #incorrect fc barcelona #incorrect football quotes #episode 13

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Tommy

Ali: Now on the coach Ali: How's Ro been? Ali: Tried to give her as much space as poss Tommy: I'll give it a minute before I let ma know, yeah? Give you some space too like Tommy: Proper shut down. Standard Tommy: She ain't said a word to none of us Ali: Cheers Ali: Been a fucking event, don't think even Ma can top the drama but not dying to find out Ali: I thought as much 😟 Ali: I don't think there's much to be done but be there when she's ready though, right? Ali: idk, plenty of friends cried on these shoulders but never Ro over this, its new ground Tommy: You're alright Tommy: I reckoned as much when she flew home Tommy: Like I've been in with tea but I'm blatantly juggling cups and nothing else Tommy: She ain't about my efforts Tommy: Offered to dance battle him and she didn't even laugh Ali: Tah for being tea boy though, more necessary and appreciated than it might seem when she's catatonic Ali: to be fair, that isn't funny, babe 😜 Tommy: Giving it a go Tommy: x 2 like Tommy: oi I'm well funny Ali: 💚 Ali: hmm Ali: i hope that's not your aim w this theatre school lark Ali: standup you ain't Tommy: Laugh it up or you ain't getting your welcome home cupcakes honey Tommy: 🌟 baker I am Ali: tears of a clown baby bro Ali: 'cos bet mary berry herself didn't whip up anything for your arrival only days previous Ali: that's da Ali: mum is OBVS paul Ali: the accent, the blue steel, the unnecessary harsh judgment Tommy: 😂 Tommy: The cupboards were bare before yours truly showed up to help with the big shop Tommy: Working my ballet body without rest here Ali: wanna have a fab summer not a flab one darling Ali: only thinking of all the money they ain't had to put into your training #datscholarshiptho Tommy: Put your claws away if you ain't aiming them at a diff blonde lad Tommy: That'll be why I'm shameless fave not cause none of yous are about Ali: seriously don't Ali: he better square up when we're in that car park Ali: if the teachers don't get him first...you won't believe the fucking scandal blatantly occurring rn Ali: obvs 😘 'til Bea and Fraze become the big ballers they wanna be and start paying it back Ali: all 'bout that dolla Tommy: if you heard that lad, gotta post up 🥊 Tommy: someone better smack that cunt Tommy: Spill it sister, how is he on worse behavior? Nearly a proper skill at this point Ali: I plan to Ali: just followed Carly into the fucking cupboard bog, like Ali: in what world are you not getting caught Ali: we're in a fucking tin can Tommy: ERRR Tommy: Your Carly? Tommy: she can do better Ali: I been telling her Ali: best believe Ali: can't drag her out like time out bitch Ali: he's a disease s2g Ali: every fucking girl I know Tommy: 💔 not about that for her Tommy: Every girl except you? 🤔 suspect Ali: nah Ali: don't need to tell you he treats her like shit, duh Ali: ☕ Tommy: let me at her inbox tbh Tommy: not having this Tommy: she's a cutie Ali: do it Ali: meddlin' gay who smugly knows best defs a better stereotype than jealous ex Ali: 😣 no tah Tommy: Valid Tommy: Your eyes ain't gone green though, have they? Tommy: If this is a triangle, or love square tell me now bitch Ali: Bitch Ali: how dare you do me down like that Ali: Nah, I just want her to be happy Ali: and ain't happening with that cunt Tommy: Don't you reckon she knows that Tommy: She was happy with you but that went how it went maybe she's not looking for it to be like that again Ali: Oh, so I just let her fuck her life up Ali: polite smiles from the sideline like SOOOOO happy for you babes, what a man! Ali: Pfffft 😒 Ali: be a better gay Tommy: Nah but putting yourself out there for the real shit is such a THING Tommy: I get it Ali: So dramatic the lot of you Ali: not gotta get a pug and a mortgage Ali: if you ain't going out there tryna be happy every day every way Ali: what's the point Ali: a madness Tommy: Maybe she's all out of trying after putting up with your high maintenance arse for so long ☕ Tommy: 😂 Tommy: Nobody's bringing their best for that basic fuckboy Ali: 🖕 piss off hair product Tommy: Like you take any less time putting together your 'effortless' lewks you faux hippie Tommy: Don't be coming for my crowning glory Ali: Bleurgh Ali: forgot how much of a bitch you were Ali: when you going back again? 😘 Tommy: We've all seen you #bringitforberlin Tommy: Not that I'm jealous nah Tommy: But how was it? Drama aside Ali: 👼 Don't push me down the stairs, watching my back now like 👀 Ali: It overshadowed everything lowkey but yeah Ali: still ace Tommy: You'll bring it back around when you flatten Drew Ali: 🍑👏 him Tommy: 👑 Tommy: what are we gonna do about Ro and Carly though? 🤔 Must focus Ali: soz, my booty has that affect Ali: but seriously Ali: I am fresh out of ideas... Ali: maybe he's like Samson and we need to give him a buzzcut Ali: break the spell Tommy: or shove a bowl on his head and ✂ Ali: ain't far off Ali: ☕ it ain't that cute a cut Ali: its just shiny and blonde, snap out of it ladies! Tommy: Honestly Tommy: Meena got all the looks and that's the tea Ali: Oooooooooh! 😉 Ali: No argument tho even if you're 😍 Tommy: SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU TALK TO ME ALISON Tommy: She's just better than him very HIGHKEY Tommy: Take it up with our man JC Ali: 😂 Ali: Bless Ali: so sweet Ali: and finally Ali: a matrimony we can all get behind Tommy: excuse me he made me and her both queens Tommy: too fabulous for your hetero baiting of the audience Ali: sure jan Ali: can't fake that chemistry Ali: told you, you're a shit actor Tommy: Take a step back Marsha if you don't want me coming for your weave Tommy: You reckoned on your ex a few back? Marlene would blatantly kill Drew no questions Ali: 💅💄 jealousy's a disease, get well soon bitch 😷 Ali: now you gay baiting! Tommy: 😂 Ali: Let karma sort him out Ali: Ro's well out of it Ali: Carly, I hope, knows what she's doing, even if I don't fuck with it Ali: he ain't gonna 💔 Tommy: Yeah Tommy: Still, drink and debrief when you get home? Tommy: I wanna hear how the teachers throw down Ali: fosho Ali: dog or you SO 100% G.A.Y. now you refuse to go anywhere that ain't flying at least 2 rainbow flags at all times? 😉 Tommy: 🌈 or bust Tommy: not gonna be Ro's scene but if you wanna bring Carly that cunt isn't gonna set foot in such hallowed ground Ali: A different concept for scared straight but I'm with it Ali: I'll ask her Ali: got a party dress I didn't get to debut, gotta save something for the home crowd, like Tommy: I'd watch THAT show Ali: wouldn't we all Ali: so much teen mum to catch up on, you best not have watched it without me! Tommy: Not trying to get struck down ta Tommy: That fury's all for Drew Ali: unless you've deleted all the recording like ur burning after reading, you're alright kid Tommy: Honey I know what's holy Ali: thank God someone does Ali: Drew getting kicked straight to hell and off this bus if he don't chill Tommy: They still going? Tommy: Ugh Ali: Nah Ali: Laoise and her crew dobbed, which fair enough literally no one needs it, doubt they got started before the teachs' were yanking them out Ali: if they had handcuffs Drew would be chained to his seat rn no lie Ali: citizen's arrests and full-scale riot behaviour going down rn from everyone slating Carly Tommy: omhg Tommy: I hope someone's streaming Tommy: Gonna send my girl 💚🍀 Ali: no doubt Ali: reckon we might have to make an emergency stop Ali: couldn't even make the trip home Ali: really lads REALLY Tommy: And I thought my school was full of drama queens and kings Tommy: Christ alive Ali: honestly Ali: got nothing on the common people Ali: i'm so over it Ali: gonna knock myself over the head in a minute so i don't have to deal Tommy: I'd suggest a sing song but don't reckon that'll cut it Tommy: Call me a bad gay again but Tommy: Never hear you over the war cries like Ali: 😂 if there was ever a moment for kumbaya Tommy: If they'd let you keep your 🎸 you'd be thriving Tommy: Yeah I heard about that casual confiscation Tommy: Weapon in more ways than one though, lads Ali: THANK YOU Ali: how we gon' play for peace now Ali: gonna have to get real happy clappy Tommy: 👏stop👏 slutshaming👏 carly👏 Tommy: End with a mexican wave that knocks that cunt out Tommy: She alright? Tommy: I just saw a flash of Ro, safe to say she ain't Ali: I mean, as much as they're all just using this as an excuse to do that Ali: lowkey have a point on this one Ali: why here and why now Ali: its disrespectful Tommy: Talk to her Tommy: Someone's clearly keeping Ro in the loop somehow, is that likely to be her? Ali: Idk Ali: I don't think its her style Ali: she isn't doing it to be malicious to Ro but yeah, idk why she is Tommy: Is she proper 💘 on Drew Tommy: 'Cause lord Ali: How could anyone be Tommy: I have literally no clue Tommy: But Ro's not 💔 about her German accent or whatever Tommy: It's all about him so there's gotta be something we're missing Ali: Oh, that ain't about him Ali: about a lot of things but him being a vessel for her intimacy issues and insecurities is just one of 'em Tommy: So he could've been anyone? Score - 1 for Romeo Ali: Any dickhead who's not gonna make it real on his end and ruin the fairytale, yeah Ali: dime a dozen Tommy: ☕ Ali: safe to say he's fucked the narrative still tho Ali: although, has he? 'cos secretly feeds into the 'i'm wrong and strange' deal we all know is there Tommy: Savage Tommy: But accurate Ali: I know Ali: Die before I said it to her face, like but Ali: makes me worried if she needs to prove that theory right again he could make a reappearance Ali: everyone loves a bit of self-destruction Ali: can't judge but I am Tommy: Samsies Tommy: Fuck's sake Tommy: This family Ali: Rocky the only one with a healthy functioning relationship tbh Tommy: The realest Tommy: Even ma's met her match in ro rn though Tommy: She's lowkey freaking me out and I'm used to you weirdos Ali: Explain Ali: I've seen her at her freakiest, remember, so are we talking worse? Tommy: True maybe I'm just out of practice Tommy: Ghost like vibes catching me off guard Ali: We'll have to keep an eye on the food Ali: she doesn't eat much, and never in front of any of us now Ali: but I can tell when she's had something Ali: make sure we're not hungerstrike vibes again Tommy: I reckon she'll be alright-ish when you get home Tommy: Much as she ever is, you know Tommy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tommy: She's not gonna want to go to hospital or any of that shit Ali: Yeah, you're right Ali: I'm being dramatic, it's catching Tommy: 👑 Tommy: Bea will be if she sees her Tommy: Jesus take the wheel and spare me that Ali: 😬 Ali: can hear the 'I told you so' from here Ali: we're all thinking it but shh Tommy: Inside voices like we do at least Ali: Never know Ali: might be the motivation she needs Ali: Bea disappointment Tommy: Oh snap Ali: You know it works Ali: on Fraze too 😂 Tommy: 😂 Tommy: Yeah