#it's still fucking october fuck off christmas 🔪🔪🔪🔪

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Fuck it, at this point I'm joining the war on Christmas because tell me why I walked into a store and all of their Christmas decorations were out... it's OCTOBER 5TH LET IT BE OCTOBER my god Halloween is still over 3 weeks away and you've already broken out the mistletoe??

#idc if this makes me the grinch or whatever #like when i tell you they went all out with the decorations...it was the works #the ugly xmas sweaters and those soft flannels on the racks. the Ghirardelli chocolate packages on the display next to the check out area. #random plastic xmas trees on display platforms where they keep the folded clothes and counters. faux wreaths hanging from the ceiling. #there was a fucking box of GIFT WRAP placed front and center from the doors. as soon as you walk in you see a box of just wrapping paper. #one section of the store even PLAYED XMAS MUSIC. #it's still fucking october fuck off christmas 🔪🔪🔪🔪 #war on christmas