#it's mostly because I love fitz (not in a ship him with sophie way. though I am neutral on them)

[bookwyrminspiration]

i've been trying very hard to convince myself to be a sokeefe girlie (<- is not a girl) or even just sokeefe neutral but the more I try the more my brain digs its heels in it's determined to be miffed about this whole situation (sokeefe) and grumble about it

#kotlc #I WANT TO LIKE IT #we've known. we've known for /years/ this would happen #and prior to it happening I was perfectly meh on the whole situation. happily neutral #now its happened and my brain's kicked into silent mild judgement #i don't /hate/ it I'm just. hmm #and it's so annoying because it spoils so much of the recent books #because so much of their draw is their relationship #and I just. MEeUGH #i am trying to convince myself its fine #because like. its FINE #but my me is very stubborn #it's mostly because I love fitz (not in a ship him with sophie way. though I am neutral on them) #and I just KNOW how s0keefe is being used as a 'sophie chose the right guy' 'FINALLY fitz didn't deserve her' thing #and i HATE IT #and it makes me dislike s0keefe via association #which is ANNOYING #having my hater moment

[bonker-bananas]

some koltc headcanons because why not

i haven’t actually reread the series in a while, so hopefully these aren’t too weird

need to get on that so i can make them all queer

anyways

linh-aroace

shes my favorite. thats it.

okay actually there was a line or two at some point but i cant remember

sophie-honestly just a whole mess.  prob either unlabeled or has 7 million labels. not cis or het, prob not allo either but not sure on that one.

can’t decide if she comes to terms w/ her identity before coming to the lost cities, or of there’s some huge drama and she has an angsty questioning phase because honestly elves are prob at least a little homophobic

honestly im still on the sophie will be single forever train.  she is so bad at handling emotions n stuff, but like, maybe she could end up w/ biana or something? not keefe or fitz tho

keefe-either pan or gay, but ace. ace keefe is my life.

his reaction to the alicorns when sophie was telling the group abt silvenys messages about greyfell, yes

also i can’t remember if this was from a fic or actually canon, but wasn’t there a time in the human world w/ a like naked statue or something?

anyways the other part is absolutely because i am keefex(whats their ship name? is it that? anyways keefe x dex) trash so yeah, mostly because of these fics i read(a short funny one and a long lovely angsty and fluffy one) by RStar6709 on ao3

so dex-demi for sure, honestly probably gay. maybe bi?

i like the idea of him having a squish on sophie

and after that whole awkward kiss they actually kiss each other platonically a lot, maybe on the forehead?

again, keefex trash

idk, just demi vibes. also we love aspec rep here, so all of them are aspec now. or at least most of them.

:00 but what if,,, queerplatonic sodex!!!!

heh not rlly sure about that ship name either(sophie and dex if it wasnt clear) someone please tell me all of them aaaaa

thats most of the ones i actually have big headcanons for but have a couple smaller ones

fitz-token straight?? nah actually hes aro. some sort of genderqueer fitz would be cool too, ngl

biana-not that many opinions on her honestly, but lesbian or bi. ooh, demigirl? or maybe genderfae?

tam-gay. prob closeted tho.  also maybe nonbinary?  uses they/them pronouns.  would absolutely sneak tiny pride flags into linhs locker. honestly would secretly work with keefe to do it and has a huge dramatic fake over the top rivalry w/ keefe outside of it and it cracks them both up how much everyone else believes it. prob out to keefe and eventually dex tho. they know how insecure they are abt it and others finding out tho, so they look out for them and pretend to try to set them up w/ people and avoid using pronouns for them w/ others whenever possible and are generally very supportive.  also have all the puns ready for them when they need it. all the puns.

wow i wrote way more there then i planned to.  he isn’t even like anywhere near the top of my characters list either. i just though of something and went along w/ it i guess.

anyways, um, stina-also gay. trans girl. get her together with one of the girls, maybe biana. ooh, what about stina x biana x sophie? polyamorous too i guess! once she actually becomes friends w/ the group, is the “i’m the only one who can insult them” friend and will fight anyone who hates on any member of the group

#i just looked up genderfae to make sure it was the term i was looking for and the flag is so prettyyy #also how do you guys pronounce kotlc? #i know people who pronounce it as one word but i ususally say the letters #oops spelled usually wrong #oh well #uni is rambling again #lots of rambling #this actually went way longer than intended #aaaa i keep having to click add to dictionary for all of their weird names #will continue this later i think it might be too big for #tumblr to handle.