#it's like that satre play except Adam Neumann plays the role of the evil lesbian

[doyouwanttoseeabug]

I love financial crime and personally if I was a judge I would send those people to prison in inverse correlation with how fun they would be to get a drink with. Bernie Madoff gets a suspended sentences. Arif Naqvi gets twenty years because I'd have fun for the first five hours and then it would DEFINITELY turn into teh worst night of my life. Elizabeth Holmes - forty years. Anna Delvey - five years. Adam Neumann is getting the chair. And original bad boy Jeff Skilling? Superhell.

#please do not take this post seriously #all of these people should actually be in a special jail on the moon where the punishment is that they have to talk to each other. #it's like that satre play except Adam Neumann plays the role of the evil lesbian #*sartre FUCK