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#it'd be less bad if they just accepted that pop was this particular music team's wheelhouse but NOOOOO
zhongli-lover-69 · 6 months
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disney has GOT to stop sucking ass + then dick + then ass again
#listened to the villain song from wish#and like. yeah. i knew it was gonna be bad. but not THAT fucking bad#''peep the name i'm magnificent''#''i let you live here for free and i dont even charge you rent''#OH and the chorus is just the same phrase repeated four times#i started zoning out halfway thru the song (that i was specifically dedicating time to listen to) bc it's so nothing#it's so absolutely nothing#sometimes the lines in the chorus get a little loud + intense so u can know he's a bad guy#and then he goes right back to the vapid fucking verses#he's just complaining abt nothing and admiring himself in a mirror#but like. not even in an interesting or properly aggressive way???#gaston could snap this guy like a twig. with his fuckinf AURA he doesnt even need his hands#this is the wimpiest little spineless little wet webkinz cat of an antagonist#normally thats a compliment but this time it is NOT#he's so nothing. he has no fucking motive#banging my head against the wall until disney either implodes or gets good#it'll be a fucking waste if it's the former but ngl it's better than just pumping out trash movies ad nauseum#i find the turn to poppy little nothing music vastly displeasing#disney hired a songwriter who's written for justin bieber and selena gomez before and. erm. it really fucking shows#it'd be less bad if they just accepted that pop was this particular music team's wheelhouse but NOOOOO#they had to ATTEMPT a pop-musical fusion and eugh. it sucks. you can feel the inexperience. the rhymes are mind-bogglingly bad#this is disney's 100-year anniversary film. a fucking waste#they've been throwing money down the drain rather impressively with their films the last few years and i'm honestly rather curious why#like. they can't be stupid enough to Not Notice that their Movies are Flopping. so why the inaction. why is there no change#it's like watching a slow-motion trainwreck#their funeral! their money they're burning!#like. is there a Reason that they want to get these shit movies out regardless of audience reception?#or are they just so confident in their other money-making ventures that they genuinely don't care abt a couple years of box-office flops#idk. just feels like there's some puzzle pieces i'm missing. it's too huge a company for it not to be some type of deliberate#dunno what's going on but their priorities are most fucking certainly no longer centered around creating beautiful stories. a fucking shame
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