#in my heart she's still dating este haim

[godofsmallthings]

ik everything about taylor's place in pop culture is kind of inflated and unprecedented rn but as someone who was too young and then too much of a gaylor to really pay much attention to the like general chatter surrounding her love life when she was single/dating...wow this is so insane like no wonder this girl has a complex

#i'm gonna be deadass not one cell of me cares about whatever is/isn't happening with travis #like if she ever starts seriously dating someone i will start caring bc i like knowing what's going on with her! #but the amount of just constant omg let's hyperanalyze what this guy said on a podcast! let's make hyperbolic assumptions based on every gu #this woman is near! let's circle back to these past flings! let's take these 5 frames of boy language out of context! let's all take the #time to rehash all of kaylor for everyone! let's get in online fights about this celebrity's love life!! #ohhhhhhhh my god like i feel insane #anyway idk how it happened but i have been freed from caring about celebrity relationship gossip a little bit i think #thank fucking god let's hope this lasts #maybe if she had better taste in men i would care more but alas #in my heart she's still dating este haim #vi is typing...

[bisluthq]

Wait a second, if Taylor and Karlie's friends don't like each other then how do you explain Cara Delevingne and Gigi Hadid being friends with Taylor?

Cara Delevingne is literally Karlie's equivalent of Abigail, they've been best friends since 15 and they're so close with each other that they've literally been papped kissing each other goodbye on the mouth? And Karlie mentored Gigi for years? There's dozens of pictures of Gigi and/or Bella making heart-eyes at Karlie from before 2013 up until 2020? Gigi and Bella's Mom adores the shit out of Karlie too?

Este Haim went on a friend date with Karlie to a restraunt in 2017 and they were papped leaving the place holding hands? There is literal video evidence on Twitter of Karlie spooning Abigail from behind at the Nashville Rep Show? There's a picture of Ashley Avigone laughing because Karlie's bear-hugging her from behind? All three of the Haim sisters love her and partied with her in Morocco and let her declare that she's the 4th Haim sister in April 2019? The very Jewish Haim sisters just low-key wished Karlie, a jew, a Happy Hanukkah in 2020 by saying they wish that the 4th Haim sister also had a Happy Hanukkah? Lorde did a deep cleaning spree on social media last summer and unfollowed hundreds of people, but not the woman she publicly called "the shiny homecoming queen of my heart", Karlie?

The only friends of Taylor's that Karlie doesn't have pictures with that makes it looked like she dated them is Selena Gomez and Claire Winter? Taylor's friends loved Karlie, most of them actually seem like they wanted to make out with Karlie really, really badly?

Abby even put her own hands over Karlie's when Karlie was spooning her from behind and Karlie had her arms around Abby's waist and her body was flush against Abby's back? It vaguely looked like Abby and Karlie were having an illicit affair in the middle of the crowd on video at the Rep Nashville Show?

I can send you the link to the video of Karlie spooning Abigail if you want me to? These videos are still up on Twitter to this day but most people ignore them to suit their agendas. Abigail loved Karlie a lot, if Karlie betrayed Taylor it would've broken Abigail's heart too, Abby doesn't just let anyone spoon her intimately after all, but she let Karlie do it.

Cara isn’t Karlie’s equivalent of Abi lmao whatchu talking about? Karlie’s best friends in modeling are Toni, Jourdan and Ashley G. Maybe also Natalia but she’s older so they’re not as close as she is to the other three. Her and Cara are friendly but they’re by no means that close. Karlie’s best friend is Derek Blasberg who fucking hates the shit out of Taylor despite generally being a professional hype guy for famous people. Her other very close friends are Lauren Santo Domingo and Dasha Zhuokva. All of these people dislike Taylor and always have.

Idk about the spooning videos lol but Abi made that “real friends” post about the Nashville tour stop and there wasn’t even a whiff of Karlie in the pics lmao. They could’ve been dancing around and having fun at the concert but that doesn’t - to me - confirm a deep friendship or affection.

Ashley and Claire and Todrick and Martha and Tavi have all shaded Karlie online. I don’t know what’s not clicking lol.

Gigi and Kar are friends but they’re not super close either btw like I think Tay “got” Gigi in the divorce.

Like y’all don’t know stuff about Karlie’s actual friend group and it shows.