#in irl terms it'd be a lot for like a serial killer so probably that's the scale i should be working with here?

[nostalgia-tblr]

I don't want to fuck up the post i saw this amazing fact on cos it looked like srs stanning discourse and etc but. i need to say. "He killed 80 people in 3 days!"

...

...???

80?

In 3 days?

...is that all???

SOME villians wouldn't even bother to get out of bed for less than a few thousand deaths in the space of perhaps 45 minutes.

MISSY IS JUDGING YOU, THIRD-FAVOURITE LOKI.

SHE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU HAD A COLD OR SOME OTHER EXCUSE. MAYBE YOU HAD TO GO THE MESSAGES FOR YOUR GRANNY AND THAT TOOK UP MOST OF YOUR WEEKEND???

DID YOU AT LEAST KILL GRANNY AFTER THAT???? DID YOU???

#should be careful how i tag this one oh no oh no ohhhhh the stans r lookin at me funny now #in irl terms it'd be a lot for like a serial killer so probably that's the scale i should be working with here? #80. jesus. did you even TRY???? #a hamster with a blunt penknife could do it faster #i stan HEROES with bigger bodycounts FFS!!!!! #(Genocides Who is an outlier and should not be counted etc etc) #(BUT STILL)