#im saying he is obsessed with ford the same way someone sees a weird little bug crawling around in their backyard and goes 'wow huh neat!'

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billford but as in friends with benefits. billford but as in worst enemies with benefits. billford where they mean the world to eachother and would die and kill for eachother and would kill eachother but romance is not a necessary requirement for their relationship with each other to be one that consumes them both like a black hole

#original post #listen listen please understand that im not saying bill is obsessed with ford in Any kind of traditional relationship sense #im saying he is obsessed with ford the same way someone sees a weird little bug crawling around in their backyard and goes 'wow huh neat!' #he is interested in ford because he is very entertained by him and has fun spending time with him #he turns him into a golden statue in order to Personally Taunt Him because no other human has ever made a gun specifically to kill him with #because no other human has ever survived for 30 years in the multiverse before #because no other human has ever successfully installed a metal plate in their head to keep him out of them before. #ford is unpredictable and funny and cute in the adorable sense of 'cute' sometimes #he is Endeared by Ford. *That's* it *thats* the term. #He would hate to see ford die because then he'd never be able to watch fords antics and find out what his funky little human is doing next #but he would also love to see ford die because it would make ford really mad and bill thinks its really funny when hes angry #i dont know if i can think of a scenario where bill would die for ford. but ford wouldve died for bill prebetrayal #tbh maybe bill *does* genuinely believe it deep down when he says ford is special and better than other humans. #he is the only human to ever Swiftly Eagerly and Competently accomplish bills one and only dream of having a portal that he can come through #maybe bill is even Impressed by ford deep down in spite of his very very low capacity for how impressed he can be by any human #like. the ways he is interested in ford are Purely ways that entertain and interest bill #it is 100% Selfish Fascination #the same way ford is fascinated with the creatures of gravity falls but would not hesitate to put any of them in a cage!! #and there are plenty of magic creatures ford would not hesitate to kill if he felt it was necessary #*thats* how bill feels about ford. fascinated and endlessly eager to find out how fords funky lil mind ticks #but also sees him as ultimately disposable and just-a-puny-human #but the thing is. ford kinda *agrees* with bill on this. at the very least he does prebetrayal. #he is like 'wow bill is way cooler and smarter and is a higher being than any human will ever be but he still wants to hang out!!!' #the thing he was angry about was the fact that bill was lying to him about his motives and was trying to end the world. #i honestly think if it wasnt for the shitty motives and the lying. ford would hardly be upset at All about bill 'just using him' #like.... yeah the realization would suck because bill lied that he was there to inspire ford in general and not just to build a portal. #but also deep down. it seems like common sense that an eldritch interdimensional being doesnt reach out to mere humans just for Funsies #note: this is an early draft and my thoughts have changed in some ways since the time i wrote these tags