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#i'm so mad.
realpokemon · 11 months
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jopzer · 7 months
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cannot believe my ass will be Seated. for whatever dumbass marvel movie(s) brett goldstein will be in. i haven't seen a marvel movie in five years but i'll do it for that beautiful man and his beautiful tits. seething
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st-louis · 1 year
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fla @ mtl 1/19/23 | marty gets it.
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kinzstyle-outlet · 6 months
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Accidentally sold my Nafaria Throne- misclicked and dragged the wrong item to the wshop.
That being said, does anybody have one for trade?
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foulcloudwhispers · 6 months
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I'm on the rover tag of Reddit and I don't know how I got here.
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uninspiringdyke · 10 months
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finally got scammed on ebay
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OHHH THAT EXPLAINS WHY ALL THE GOOGLES I DID BROUGHT UP JUST THIS GUY
YEAH
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hevcrap · 1 year
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I have COVID.
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formulaonedirection · 2 years
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The way he immediately started doing tech support for Max.
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agreste-image · 2 years
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So, I tend to actively try to dial back my natural French accent when I'm speaking to people that primarily use English, right? But I don't need to with Davis, because he's been around long enough that he can understand me either way.
Aaaand I almost accidentally killed Davis with my accent today.
I was trying to Adult because I needed to activate a new card so I called the bank. And they were super busy or something, because I was on hold for what felt like forever! But obviously I had to stick it out.
I was pacing in the living room while Davis was hanging out on the couch, listening to the staticky elevator music they autoplay while you wait, and the music stopped, so I got all excited like "Finally I can talk to a person!". Wrong. It was an automatic 'sorry about the wait' message.
So I just sighed and looked over at Davis and said, "Five hours later..." 'cause that's how it felt!
And Davis just starts losing it. 0 - 100, boom, he's gone. Obviously I was confused because I thought he might sympathize and didn't quite see why it was funny.
Eventually Davis choked out 'Spongebob narrator' and sent me this.
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xiaq · 5 months
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So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.
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lyriumrain · 1 month
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Leave class earlier than usual (8pm instead of 8:30), get to the tram stop and there's two trams sitting there. They BOTH say that they're going to my destination. Idk which one to get on, so I get on the one that I normally do.
The other one leaves.
*silent scream*
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yutito · 3 months
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ugh there's this one onf performance i want to gif but the only .ts file cut's link doesnt actually lead anywhere and all the otherwise available footage of it is in fucking 720p
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The Bronx Zoo has just released Flaco's necropsy results.
He was not thriving, as the people championing the ideal of "freedom" claimed.
He was poisoned.
He was sick.
He was suffering.
"Freedom" would have eventually killed him. A building just happened to do it first.
"Postmortem testing has been completed for Flaco, the Eurasian eagle owl that was found down in the courtyard of a Manhattan building a little over a year after his enclosure at the Central Park Zoo was vandalized on February 2, 2023. Onlookers reported that Flaco had flown into a building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan on February 23, 2024, and acute trauma was found at necropsy. Bronx Zoo veterinary pathologists determined that in addition to the traumatic injuries, Flaco had two significant underlying conditions. He had a severe pigeon herpesvirus from eating feral pigeons that had become part of his diet, and exposure to four different anticoagulant rodenticides that are commonly used for rat control in New York City. These factors would have been debilitating and ultimately fatal, even without a traumatic injury, and may have predisposed him to flying into or falling from the building. The identified herpesvirus can be carried by healthy pigeons but may cause fatal disease in birds of prey including owls infected by eating pigeons. This virus has been previously found in New York City pigeons and owls. In Flaco’s case, the viral infection caused severe tissue damage and inflammation in many organs, including the spleen, liver, gastrointestinal tract, bone marrow, and brain.   No other contributing factors were identified through the extensive testing that was performed. Flaco’s severe illness and death are ultimately attributed to a combination of factors—infectious disease, toxin exposures, and traumatic injuries—that underscore the hazards faced by wild birds, especially in an urban setting."
The naturalistic fallacy kills animals in horrible ways. The romanticism of what humans want to think of as a "free, wild, pure life" cannot be allowed supplant the reality of injury, sickness, and death. Releasing captive animals (or keeping them from being recaptured) because it's "better" for them to suffer untethered than live a healthy, safe, captive life is inhumane and horrific.
Flaco's life didn't have to end in pain, sickness, and suffering.
Flaco's death didn't have to be tragic.
But once the idea of "freedom" entered the chat, Flaco's fate was unavoidable.
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basshole-astard · 9 months
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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!
regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!
regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.
gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!
no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!
Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!
honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3
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headspace-hotel · 3 months
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Brown university students over a week into hunger strike. Hundreds of protestors shut down the MoMA and Brooklyn Museum. But we need MORE!!!
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