#i'm so angry a soccer player and a basketball player just got engaged

[omgsamwellsports]

"one in four, maybe more" more like one in two, buddy it's you

#what are the odds #i'm so angry a soccer player and a basketball player just got engaged #and i'm sitting here doing brunch in jerry's by myself #no melissa this is not about carol #i just admire her form #and if you make another 'she hit a homerun with your heart' joke i'll resign from the team because that's bullying and slander #so glad control of this account rotates from team to team #omgcp #omg check please #omgcheckplease #check please #samwell sports