#i'm imagining me making my 2022 money next to her 1986 money.... oh the DISPARITY

[argylemikewheeler]

Steve, Robin, and Jonathan for 8

#8: share a car with, share a bank account with, share a cake with

Car: Steve... I cannot legally drive a car and he needs to take me places so by share it I mean: we are constantly sharing a car ride. Not the physical car-- although I can be his mechanic so. In that way we are sharing the car as well.

Bank Account: I was going to say Jonathan but you know what??? ROBIN. She works! And she's in high school though so what expenses does she have?? We're both just stockpiling some cash and then we'll all just get an apt with Steve (see above bc of transportation: gays who can't drive. We love wlw and mlm solidarity thank you very much) and everything will be financially normal and fine. I would trust Robin with my hard-earned cash.

Cake: Jonathan... Honey, dearest, my beloved... We are getting so stoned and eating a cake together. No euphemisms. Just like. A grocery store bakery sheet cake. Chocolate cake, vanilla buttercream frosting. Bring your own fork.

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#I AM HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH THESE!!!!!! #thank you anon kissies for you thank you #also i am still thinking about robin and money and #i'm imagining me making my 2022 money next to her 1986 money.... oh the DISPARITY #my hourly wage rn is literally $8.16 in 1986 #and the minimum wage was $3.35 then.... #so me making $**.** an hour with her making THREE DOLLARS???? #girlie i AM the breadwinner.... #lavender wedding to get the fuck OUT of that town i guess.... #anyway i'm thinking too hard on this lol it's late but i'm having a great time #asks