#i'll probs try level up his affection after i get boneless carp or toso wine

[fragrantpines]

This is a continuation of my previous Longjing post about wanting to punch him affectionately. Please listen to him. Hear how hard he's trying to give compliments and then gives them in the most rounadabout, emotionally constipated way possible.

The part that really cracks me up is his "praise" part. The way he spats out pleasant like it took everything out of him just to say that one word had my jaw dropping to the floor before laughing out loud. He's so insanely funny without even trying. Keep it up you funny tea man.

#longjing shrimp #tale of food #the tale of food #▪︎ thoughts #had a preview of what his confession line is in cn but i don't understand it entirely so idk if he sounds even funnier in that line #i'll probs try level up his affection after i get boneless carp or toso wine #need my daily dose of bullying longjing