#i was procrastinating on my essay playing botw and was trying to do all these new things

[fan-fiction-kitty]

Hi! So, if you would be so kind as to bless me with your skill in a matchup in BOTW/AOC

I'm a rather shy but feisty gal who when overwhelmed, I just hide under a blanket or a coat. My outfits anymore consist of pajama pants or stretchy pants, and t-shirts paired with a jacket.

I like to sing, and sometimes get phantom shifts where it feels like I have wings on my back, and that feels so right that I just want them back. I love to draw and write, sometimes doing watercolors, other times making random songs.

I've grown so used to shoving my opinions into the corner and locking them up, but if given the chance, I would send those opinions out for all to see, and if they hate me, that's their choice.

I ramble constantly anymore and tangents are common.

Usually, in the mornings, I make a mocha to get through the first three classes. Sometimes if I feel like staying up late, mocha time part two.

There's a side of me that is territorial. As in "My room is my turf and therefore my rules will be enforced in there." and "If you steal my food, you're risking me either hitting you(gently of course) or stealing your food."

I am a night owl that if someone wakes me early, I usually roll back over to snooze or say "This better be good." because if nobody is on fire or dying, I could honestly care less unless there's something one-in-a-million going on.

When someone keeps flirting with me after I say no, they're probably gonna get a slap to the face or me avoiding them till the day I die and even in the afterlife.

I don't forget what people are like, and when someone shows their true colors, that sticks with me. If someone is falsely sweet and is secretly an emotionally abusive trash ball, I don't forgive them for that.

I procrastinate a lot, hate deadlines, and panic a lot when problems wind up becoming too big, but I get by, heck, I can even pump out an essay in an hour if needs be.

I don't actively look for fights, but I do have a fun memory of chasing nine boys at once.

Here's how that happened: I was at my friend's birthday party and lost in the Nerf was thanks to them breaking the rule twice, shooting me in the face twice near my right eye on the top and bottom of my eye socket, never hitting my eye. That fueled the fiery anger in me and so when the time came to make our weapons for the sword fight, I made my version of the Phantom's sword from Spirit Tracks, and it was taller than me by about a foot. I was 4'9" at the time and am 5'1" now. The sword was made of PVC pipe, foam board, and duct tape. The foam broke three times during the fight but held together. I made and broke alliances, not caring who I hit, so long as I hit someone. I played my advantages, playing the "Oh, I'm just a girl" card and it fooled the kindest boy there as well as when I got injured I played that card, fooling another lad. Being the sole girl at the party, fighting for my honor and my friend's honor, plus the anger from being shot in the face twice fueling my fighting spirit. She didn't make it to the party, so that also fueled me to fight in her stead. Eventually, a kid's weapon snapped in half- he brought a sp(not even a spear) to a sword fight. Me and my friend Jonah teamed up on him until he caved, and went inside. Then we looked at each other and asked "Wanna duel?" And so we did until we got called inside. When I headed home from that, I was told I had to leave it, but I said "No, I can fit in in the car." And I did. It took some tilting of the sword, but it fit perfectly. I'm eternally proud of that day.

I still gave the PVC and duct tape best which I've titled "The Silver Scales of Justice", " Silver" for short, thanks to the duct tape looking like silver scales on it, plus I brought justice to those who wronged me with it.

This was an absolute joy to read. Thank you for this blessing. I ship you with...

Urbosa! this woman reminds me how into girls I am every time I see her help

-If you’re shy, Urbosa will most definitely help you come out of your shell. She wants you to truly embrace your feistiness. She’s always there to let you hide behind her if you need to, though.

-She loves listening to you sing and will start calling you “songbird”! Also will totally display your artwork if you let her.

-Will ask you to share your thoughts in some situations. Your opinions matter!!!

-The best dates would be late night walks through the desert where you two just chat. She’ll also bring you up on Vah Nabooris if you want!

-You already know she’s territorial too. Like as soon as a man steps foot anywhere near her turf she goes into defense mode. I definitely see her as a strong, authoritative leader (but in like, a cool way).

-Also nobody is gonna try and flirt with you when she’s around. She’s a creep repellent.

-She would definitely help you be the best you can be! She’s definitely the mom friend of the champions and just wants what’s best for everyone.

Lmk if you’d prefer a male matchup or anything!