#i swear to god we're gonna have a mcdonalds napkins situation on our hand with this cave one day.

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Yeah, the jacket, the pack, the cane. Basically the only thing you can take in is your camera and your keys.

What about rescue meds, inhalers, water (in a cave that gets over 84 degrees sometimes). Why will my jacket brush up against things in ways my body wont already do. Where am I supposed to keep my payment and ID, bunny boy?? My fuckin bra? Or are those not allowed either

#sonora caverns #its just wild because in a lot of responses to reviews they get cantankerous about petulant guests #Bitch your guests are petulant because youre all rude power trippy unreasonable and fuckin ableist #you force people without warning to reduce the object they NEED for comfort health and wellness #(canes/service animals/covid masks/fucking JACKETS/anything that cannot fit inside your body) #but you sure as hell allow cameras--things that can be big #clunky made of metal and hard plastics and can shatter and scatter debris if ANYTHING goes wrong #but you allow that risk because of the free publicity getting more people to your cave right? #and then you scream “FEDERALLY PEOTECTED!! IF YOU DONT COMPLY ITS A FEDERAL OFFENSE WITH JAIL TIME AND A HUGE FINE” #and then wonder why ppl go “wow u suck dude. this place sucks actually. most beautiful hellhole in america.” #i swear to god we're gonna have a mcdonalds napkins situation on our hand with this cave one day.