#i support mlm readings of lalo but norma's power is making everyone infatuated with her so!!!

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the gifset.. my brain also automatically sees Norma and Lalo im on fire now

I KNOW. anon why are you hiding from me? i need more people to scream and cry about my love for norma bates with!!! they both have such ridiculously charismatic screen presences, they were so adorable and sexy together. (why did that superb casting have to be wasted on that show?! vera/tony romcom WHEN? or thriller or any genre, i'm not picky here!)

there is some scenario where lalo ends up in white pine bay because the salamancas have decided to expand their business from the southwest and they want to check out the competition, given that lovely little hell town's drug running problems, and he sits back and watches with his binoculars as dylan and romero remove oregon's worst drug lords for him. while he's there, he decides to check in to the humble local motel, run by this captivating, exasperating woman and her polite son. everyone who meets norma becomes entranced by and obsessed with her, it is unavoidable, like gravity. it's not long before even this mustachioed menace of a man needs to know everything about her. that gifset is the au where he sets up his own lucrative arm of the cartel business and he whisks her away to manhattan for a while. (norman and romero sitting at home on the other side of the country 😡😒). they waltz! they flirt! they terrorize people!

don't worry, he's still plotting revenge against the chicken man. he's still thinking about those mouthy lawyers. maybe he'll take her with him when he heads back to abq, she's so very skilled at charming people over to her side. (kim and norma meeting impending, this is how i win.)

#norma has truly terrible taste in men she'd probably think lalo is a step up #(said with love to alex who is still deranged and a killer he just has a badge) #i fully believe norma's powers of persuasion could get lalo on her side. he'd bail out the motel. he'd kill the people building the bypass #lol thank you for giving me a reason to actually think about this i love being insane 💖 #anonymous #letterbox #idk why i ended every paragraph with parantheticals but here we are #i support mlm readings of lalo but norma's power is making everyone infatuated with her so!!! #this ask is so niche interest anon whoever you are i appreciate you