#i know nothing about flight piloting btw i'm a casual (very casual) plane enthusiast

[kitty-mactabbysh]

I mentioned this once so have a thee

Flight pilot and co-pilot GhostSoap AU.

Ghost's messing around and saying the stupidest things while they wait for the appointed time to take off and Soap just won't stop laughing.

Ghost: Alright, all passengers with destination to Wankerville please fasten your seatbelts and hold tight because this will be a long trip. In case of a turbulence you've got no need to worry about a fucking thing, because I'm pretty sure my co-pilot still remembers how to fly this thing.

Soap, who's laughing his ass off suddenly stops: ...Simon?

Ghost: Yeah?

Soap: I think this thing was on.

Ghost: ...The whole time?

Soap: *slowly nods*

The passengers who have been listening to this stupidity for the past half an hour:

#ghostsoap #soapghost #cod mwii #call of duty: modern warfare ii #the flight pilot au #ghost is a goofball in this #no military no army no depression #they're all just happy muffins #ghost has a list of cities with the best view from the sky #soap wrote in his journal the best view is ghost's face bathed in the light (any light) #i know nothing about flight piloting btw i'm a casual (very casual) plane enthusiast