#i keep thinking wilson just made up that nurse shit bc house wouldn't let it go lmao

[jurassic-cunt]

The last three months, same five ties. Thursday should be that paisley thing. It's a gift from my wife. No, it's not. Julie hates green. You bought that yourself. You wanna look pretty. At work. Wilson's got a girlfriend. Stop, stop. I don't.

So, what's her name? When do I get to meet her? There's nobody. Give it up. Your lips say no, but your shoes say yes. Well, they're French. You can't trust a word they say. Solid, yet stylish. A professional woman would be impressed. I'm thinking accountant. Actuary maybe. It's somebody in the hospital. Patient? Chemo's not sexy. Daughter of a patient. She would certainly have the neediness you need. I'm not gonna date a patient's daughter. Very ethical. Of course, most married men would say they don't date at all. There was no date! I had lunch with one of the nurses. It's her first time in an oncology unit and she's having a tough time, emotionally. Perfect. I wanted to be nice. That's all. I mean it. You always do. It's part of your charm.

I know you love your wife. You loved all your wives. Probably still do. In fact, you probably love all the women you loved who weren't your wife. You can be a real jerk sometimes, you know that? Yeah, and you're the good guy. At least I try. Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want. And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want. So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world!

#uh hey house... aren't YOU at the hospital? didn't wilson blow off christmas dinner with his wife to eat chinese takeout at YOUR house? #aren't YOU the one saying he looks pretty in a green tie??? #i keep thinking wilson just made up that nurse shit bc house wouldn't let it go lmao #hilson #house md #s1e7 #jurassic-cunt #i need to know who wrote this episode