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#i have so much for this i didn't even get to baby inventor Bruce as robin
not-another-robin
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WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THEY GAVE THIS MF A SWORD
#narspeaking
#i know this is probably a one off thing for one comic in a larger story but like
#i (cringe) honestly kinda squealed when i sawit
#because i have an 'alfred is batman' au where he uses a mf SWORD
#cuz that's the coolest and most on brand shit IMAGINABLE
#personally im not a big fan of the whole 'alfred likes guns' thing
#at least in my alfred is the bat au he doesnt use them bc same they killed his best friends and permanently traumatised his child simlr 2 B
#the idea of stocking the streets with a gun is just unstomachable to him
#plus young bruce is deathly afraid of all guns/bangs/pops/loud noises and he like has breakdowns at the sight/sound of them
#so there are absolutely no guns within miles of the manor
#but alfred is a Dramatic Bitch so hes like 'you know what? i have to look intimidating? sword time bitch'
#and rather than gadgets his dig is mostly deception wit and swordcraft
#anyway dc hire me challenge
#i have so much for this i didn't even get to baby inventor Bruce as robin
#lmk if y'all want to hear
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