#i dunno how to fit some of the other lore bits into this but it'll come to me eventually maybe

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

night at the museum puppet history au

okay so

Ryan is the new night guard at a children's history museum, it's full of funny puppets most roughly the size of what the new professor puppet is now (some smaller, some bigger)

and much like Larry, he very quickly finds out that these puppets come to life at night and i mean, yeah he freaks out, it's life-size puppets coming to life, that's not exactly non-creepy

Shane is the curator of the museum and likes to make jokes about how the puppets seem to have a life of their own sometimes (Ryan isn't sure if he knows about what happens at night in the museum but Shane absolutely knows)

The main point of the museum is that it hosts various educational talks about history appropriate for small kids right and Shane is just one of the many puppeteers (he usually controls the Professor) but once Ryan makes friends with the puppets, the Professor and co. like to teach Ryan about the more obscure and non-PG history that we get in the actual show (idk about you but cannibalism and death is not exactly kid friendly and the Professor has been dying to tell someone about all this history he knows)

that's all i have for now

#give me a second im cooking okay #puppet history #watcher #night at the museum #anyways i watched natm the other night and this idea took root in my brain #i dunno how to fit some of the other lore bits into this but it'll come to me eventually maybe