#i don't have a high enough charm stat to pull eiden. i am in shambles

[fisheito]

here i am again

#we're living silver miracle all over again #his disaster gay bleached platinum self escaped my clutches and now his false demon king ruiner of marriages is doin it agAIN #my contracts are ripped and scattered across the ground #i don't have a high enough charm stat to pull eiden. i am in shambles #SIR AOOPPLEASE SWISH UR FEATHER BOA IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION #i don't think i've ever actually watched clueless. have i? if i did i don't remember a thing about it #and yet it remains in my mind. truly. what a cultural impact #feels like i'm tossing a lasso into a pool of eels and the eels are all eiden and they're just slipslappin out of my ineffective tool usage #lasso can't even break the surface tension of the water. what am i doing #journey to a nu world #nu carnival eiden