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Rio & Buster

Rio: [Snap] Rio: I swear I've popped overnight Buster: He's gonna be tall Buster: I'm telling you Rio: He better hope he takes after you not me Rio: My Da ain't tall but some of my brothers are so Buster: He will Rio: You think your genes are stronger than my genes? 😜 Okay Buster: The tall ones are Buster: Ask Nance Rio: True Rio: I'm gonna look even more like a bit that dropped off you, like 😂 Buster: Shh Buster: You're perfect Rio: Cute Rio: I am not feeling it today lemme tell you 😵😷 Rio: How're you? Buster: Do actually tell me Buster: Is that why your mum knows? Rio: Yeah Rio: she was bringing over some tools for Indie and I couldn't hold it in Rio: plus I was just in my PJs still and as you can see, I'm huge so Rio: pretty obvious Buster: Don't, you look beautiful Buster: But if you weren't gonna warn me could you not at least have had a word to her Buster: Told her to shut up, like Buster: Politely Rio: What Rio: How did you know, actually Buster: 'Cause my mum does now too, actually Buster: Thanks to yours Rio: Well she wouldn't have just told her for no reason Rio: your Mum obviously had her own suspicions Buster: No, she really didn't Buster: She was fucking blindsided, trust me Rio: Well I don't need to ask how it went then Buster: Obviously not Buster: Just ask your mum to calm down, yeah? Buster: I don't need my sister finding out the same way Rio: She's not going to just tell her Buster: She didn't just tell my mum, but the end result's the same Rio: Well alright Rio: I didn't tell her, don't have a go at me Buster: I'm not Buster: I'm just asking you to do me a favor, like Buster: At least until exams are over Rio: Yeah and I'll talk to her Rio: but I can't ask her to do something she hasn't done Buster: Whatever Buster: Talk to her, that's all I want Rio: I do talk to her Buster: You know what I mean Rio: You can tell her yourself if you're so bothered Buster: Fine Buster: If you'd rather that convo Rio: Well I'm not having a go at her, I'm not angry Buster: I didn't ask you to Rio: Good enough Rio: That convo would have gone the same if you'd told her yourself, you know Buster: No, it wouldn't Rio: What are you basing that off? Rio: Not past experience Buster: She feels like I only tell her shit when I'm backed into a corner, which I was Buster: It wouldn't have been like that if I'd done it my way Buster: It wouldn't have sounded like a negative Rio: Well it's easy to say that when it's not how it went Rio: she can say what she likes but she wouldn't have been happier ever Rio: we knew that, you knew that Buster: It's easy for you to say that when you're not the one she's talking to like that, too Buster: I'd have been happier doing it differently, doesn't that count for anything? Rio: Like you said, end results the same Rio: and I'm not saying it's not shit but we knew it would be Buster: Well, that's okay then Buster: More fool me Rio: Like I said, I don't believe Mum just told her Rio: why would she Buster: Like it matters Buster: It's done now Rio: Yeah Rio: it is Buster: Don't get an attitude with me about it Buster: I haven't got the energy to fight with you after that Rio: Good because I'm not interested in fighting about this Buster: Good to know Rio: Fine Rio: Have a good day then Buster: What? So you're just not gonna talk to me Buster: Fuck that Rio: Well we don't want to talk about this and I don't have anything else to say right now Buster: Seriously, stop Buster: Don't be like this Rio: I'm not being like anything Rio: I've been chucking up all day what do you want me to say about it Rio: it isn't very interesting Buster: What, so I only wanna talk to you if you're bringing your A-game? Buster: Fuck off Buster: I've never been that cunt Rio: Don't tell me to fuck off Buster: Don't make it into something it isn't Buster: You know what I mean Rio: I'm the one making this into something? Rio: Okay Buster: Fine, it's my fault, yeah? Buster: Calm down Rio: Seriously, do not Buster: Babe, come on Buster: We're both having a shit day Buster: I'm sorry, okay Rio: Yeah Rio: Me too Buster: Tell me what I can do to make you feel better Rio: No, I should be asking you Rio: I'm sorry Rio: Was it really as awful as that Buster: I handled it Buster: We got to where we needed to be by the end Buster: Don't worry about me, its my job to worry about you two right now Rio: I'm glad Rio: and proud of you Rio: I still do, I was just being selfish Buster: You're allowed Buster: I know it's hard, but I'll be home soon Buster: I'm proud of you Rio: No you're not, how can you be Rio: I've literally achieved nothing today Buster: Yeah you have Buster: I know how well you're looking after him Buster: And he's not returning the favor, like, but I'll have a word Rio: Don't be cute now I'll start crying Rio: I can't stand this whiplash emotional hell Buster: You can cry all you want, baby Buster: Just drink water after Rio: No, I can't Rio: I've gotta salvage this day Buster: Yes you can Buster: You're already salvaging the day for me Rio: I was a bitch Rio: You deserve better Buster: No, I don't deserve you if I'm gonna be a prick Buster: You're the best Rio: You weren't Rio: and I know you've just spent the last God knows how long defending us so Rio: I'll be nicer again Buster: It's okay Buster: Honestly Buster: You don't have to be anything for me, just you Rio: I love you Buster: I love you Rio: You should go get a massage or a drink at least, something Rio: so you can relax Buster: I'm fine Buster: I went to the gym, it helped Buster: We're focusing on you right now, do you want dry things or cold things? Rio: You're so good Rio: even when you feel like shit you get things done Rio: it's only a little annoying because I'm jealous rn Buster: You're doing more than I've ever, you're literally growing my kid for me Buster: I'm getting shit delivered to you, ASAP Buster: All you have to do is answer the door Rio: Chloe's an idiot Rio: you're the best protector Buster: My mum saw her shopping Buster: Apparently she looked miserable, direct quote Rio: Know the feeling today but I don't wanna start a club Rio: Sorry babe Buster: Is there anything weird you want before I click to send this order off? Buster: I know that's a thing Rio: Can you get me some sour sweets Buster: 'Course Buster: Just hide them from Indie Buster: And this bag of ice is massive so don't carry it in yourself or we are gonna fight Rio: I already ate all of her stash so I better share Buster: My son doesn't like sharing, sorry Inds Buster: Takes after me Rio: I hope so Rio: You're my favourite person in the world Buster: Shh Buster: You're gonna make me cry now Rio: But you are Buster: Gotta keep up with you, babe Buster: Everyone's fave Rio: No Rio: Your parents are going to murder me and put me in the foundations of a mcmansion Buster: It's me they're mad at, not you Rio: Only 'cos they're not allowed to parent me Rio: probably bitching about me right now though Buster: They better not be 'cause my dad don't know yet and my mum promised to keep it like that Rio: Damn Rio: You really wanted to do that one Buster: I have to Buster: It's the only way he might still have some respect for me left Rio: Rather you than me Rio: he scares me Buster: Seriously? Buster: Why? Rio: I don't know Rio: he's large Rio: and shouty Buster: You're not scared of me, all he is, is an older, less hot and posh, version Buster: My mum's the scary one if there is Rio: Don't tell her I said she's not scary, like Rio: 'cos her too Buster: 😂 Buster: I won't, we already said some really bad shit to each other Buster: Especially me Rio: We all say things in arguments Buster: Yeah, but I took it too far Buster: I always do Rio: She's used to you by now Buster: Thank fuck Buster: Who else would know that when I said you're a shit mum I mean you're a good one Rio: Oh babe Buster: No direct quotes but I basically told her that everything she's ever done for me and Nance was wrong Rio: It's what they all think in their heads anyway Rio: not like it's a radical notion, and you're still a teenager so, you're allowed Buster: But like, I can't imagine how shit I'd feel if our kid said that to me Rio: It'll happen Rio: Hopefully not as soon as he can talk but you know, kids are savage Buster: It better fucking not Buster: And you're not nearly dying to give birth to him either, I'm not having it Rio: 😂 Rio: Put your foot down, baby Buster: I will Buster: Put him on the phone Rio: [Phones] Rio: You're so fucking cute Buster: That's him told Buster: Do I need to tell you to go lie down again or are you being good? Rio: Now I'm lowkey horny I can't take this 😫 Rio: Your wife is an actual insane before, but yeah, I've managed to get out the bathroom long enough to chill on the sofa Rio: person not before wtf* Buster: You've got time to take care of that before the delivery man shows up Rio: Don't you mean YOU have time or are you really gonna make me do it myself Rio: so rude Buster: I've always got time for you, you know that Rio: 😏 Buster: Since I've already got so many open, I'll get on the app for you Buster: Why not Rio: You don't really have to, I know you're busy baby, I'm just being a brat and you're hot Buster: But I want to Buster: I said I'd do anything to make you feel better and I will Rio: Okay Rio: You can multitask Buster: We'll say I am, but I'll just give you my full attention for as long as you need Buster: Keep my secret, babe Rio: I'll never tell Buster: Good girl Rio: Daddy Rio: I missed you Rio: let's not fight again Buster: Only to make up Buster: Sometimes Rio: And just for fun Buster: Are you staying on the sofa? Rio: Yeah Rio: we're comfy Buster: Hot Buster: Hopefully the neighbours will get to know how much you miss me too then Rio: You're gonna get me loud? Buster: We'll see, won't we? Rio: Buster Buster: Rio Rio: I'm laying here and rubbing my big belly and thinking about how sexy you'd find it Buster: I've saved that snap you sent me so Rio: If you get me feeling really good I'll send you better ones Buster: Yeah? Rio: How's it feel knowing you made me like this? So swollen, and tender Rio: I'm even more sensitive, baby Buster: Jesus Buster: Just when I think I can't miss you more Rio: Every way you wanted to touch me would feel so good right now Buster: I'm this close to getting on a flight, forget the app Rio: Be a good boy too Rio: when you're done and you live here all the time, I'm going to be so pregnant Buster: I know, I can't stop thinking about it Buster: Thank god you can be as distracting as you want then Rio: You'll be all for me Rio: 'til October, no studying, none of it Rio: just you, me and our son Buster: All day every day, baby Buster: Except when you leave me to holiday with my sister Rio: Oh baby, are you jealous? Buster: 'Course Buster: You know I want you to myself Rio: I'll still be all yours Buster: It'll be my turn to distract you Rio: Do it Buster: I love turning you on in the middle of a crowd Rio: I want it so bad, I wanna be looking at all the beautiful sights and only be able to think about you Buster: You're gonna show those tourists what a beautiful sight is, babe Rio: Fuck Buster: I can't stop looking at you Rio: You don't have to, we're your baby, both of us Rio: All yours Buster: This is what it feels like [does app wizardry so she feels amazing] Rio: Oh my God Rio: That good, huh? Buster: Or maybe it's more like this, actually [does better] Rio: Jesus Cristo não pare o papai me engravidar novamente Buster: I can tell exactly how you said that Buster: Like I heard it Rio: You heard similar back in Brazil enough Buster: You're making me wanna hear more Rio: I don't know if I can handle more, fuck, baby Buster: Let's see Buster: What about this? Rio: Foda-se sim, papai, apenas assim Buster: I knew you could handle it Rio: Eu sou sua boa menina? Buster: You're so good, you know you are Rio: You're making me feel so good, I'm taking so many pictures for you Buster: You deserve it Buster: You're being an angel for me Rio: Buster, I wanna have all your babies Buster: Have this one first and then I'll fuck the next into you Buster: Exactly how you want Rio: As soon as I want too Buster: Yes, baby Rio: Where are we having the next one then Rio: in front of the family or in front of everyone on the beach? Buster: You promised me the beach but we can invite your family along if you want Rio: I just wanna be with you Buster: They can be there when we make the next one then Buster: There's always a family party to liven up Rio: I just want everyone to know how fucking good you are, daddy, and I mean everyone Rio: should be a bigger party next time Buster: Definitely Buster: Grandad's birthday maybe, we said we loved each other then, remember? Rio: Of course I do Buster: I'll put you on the bar, you'll like that Rio: Yeah I will Rio: As much as you like a challenge, clearly, how this family drinks Buster: [Does a little app demo of how it'd be, though we know it'd be better IRL] Buster: I love a challenge, babe Rio: I've never needed you more holy shit Rio: tell me you'll be here soon Buster: So soon Buster: I promise Rio: I'm gonna give you the best welcome home you've ever had Buster: Yeah? Buster: Tell me Rio: I'm gonna make you all your favourite foods for you and I'll do it with nothing but heels on, real old school wife style Rio: so you can come in and bend me over the counter Buster: I need that Buster: Use your maths brain and work out how long I have wait, every second Rio: I know, and you deserve it too, I've got you lots of surprises for finishing all your exams but they gotta stay surprises for now, sorry Rio: How many days is it? Buster: How many seconds is it Buster: Or minutes if that's too hard Rio: I can do it 😣 Rio: I've just lost track of when your last exam is Buster: Sure Buster: June 24th Rio: 1123200 seconds Buster: Well, fuck me that was impressively fast Rio: 18, 720 minutes more tangible if not depressingly long sounding Buster: Do you wanna do the rest of my physics exams for me, like Buster: Economics, at least Rio: 312 hours, if you wanna be most optimistic sounding Rio: Ha, yeah right Rio: do you wanna lose your A*s? Buster: I wouldn't Buster: You're so fucking smart Rio: Shh, I just liked Maths Buster: Seriously, you go to uni and I'll be a stay at home dad Rio: 😏 Rio: I'd like to see how long you'd last Rio: also you in a pinny but you know, prefer the business attire Buster: 'Cause my mum would murder me or 'cause you reckon I can't do it? Rio: I'm sure you can do it but you'd be so bored by like Rio: day 4, tops Buster: Challenge accepted as soon as there's time I don't have to be in school and I can prove this Rio: Don't ask me to tell you how many seconds you'll be spending in Uni, you'll depress yourself 'fore you've even started, babe Buster: I won't Buster: Hot as you are when you work that shit out Rio: Such a nerd Rio: Gimme something fun to work out Buster: Tell me how many hours it is until I get to feel him kick Buster: I'm so excited for that Rio: 'Cos you wanna tell everyone he's already got a better right kick than Beckham, or whatever 😏 Rio: 1008 at earliest, 2520 if he's being lazy Rio: as it's my first pregnancy Buster: Please, Beckham wishes he was that good Buster: And our kid, lazy? Fuck that Rio: 😂 Fit though Rio: Leave my poor boy alone, he can take as long as he needs 😜 Buster: That better just be your way of telling me to get more tattoos or shut up Rio: It's my way of telling you you only gonna get better with age, baby Rio: 😘 Buster: Actually true so if you're backtracking, rude Rio: I meant it, silly Rio: actual DILF Buster: You're cute Buster: I will have to get another one for him though Buster: Only fair Rio: Thank God I'm not incapable of smiling like his missus, or called that Rio: giving you the worst kinda flashbacks Rio: tryna kill me, so rude Buster: 😂 Rio: I'm so glad you like your tat though Rio: that could've been really awkward Buster: Likewise Rio: You did good, baby Rio: they always make me think of you Buster: I'm glad Rio: Should probably give the boy a name before you go getting inked, though Buster: I'm not gonna go do it right now, don't worry Buster: Let him be born first Rio: Just checking, know you're a convert now Buster: If you've got a name picked out, I'll go book myself in, like Rio: We've got to pick together Rio: Obviously I've been thinking but no great inspiration yet Buster: Yeah, all I seem to do is think of names I definitely don't want Rio: Seriously, that's a long list Buster: Being surrounded by posh cunts all day makes it longer Rio: I'd sooner die than call him fucking Rio: Tarquin or whatever the fuck madness Buster: Same Buster: At least my parents didn't do that to me, shit as I tried to call them out as being, earlier Rio: Not trying to fit in that hard ever Rio: ick Rio: I'd have trouble taking you seriously, ngl, it might be a dealbreaker Buster: Good to know Rio: Just in case you were planning on a name change Rio: Did not sign up for 😜 Buster: Nah, I like the one they gave me Buster: Don't tell 'em but Rio: Secret's safe with me Rio: wouldn't wanna give 'em too much credit now Buster: Speaking of Buster: Can you keep another one for me, 'cause there is one name I like but Rio: Tell me Buster: It's my brother's Rio: We can do that Buster: What if it just makes everyone sad Rio: I think it's a nice thing to do Rio: and I think people would see that Rio: but it could be a middlename, then it's not like they have to use it Buster: Okay Buster: Good idea Rio: I like it too, it's a good name Buster: Yeah Buster: Strong, right? Rio: Definitely Buster: I don't know if I believe in any of that shit but it can't hurt to have guardian angel if I'm wrong Rio: Never hurts to hedge your bets Rio: especially for him Buster: This family needs some good luck for a change Rio: Agreed Rio: Nothing but good luck for our boy, I promise Buster: I love you so much Rio: I love you too gorgeous Buster: How do you feel now? Rio: So much better Rio: You always make me better Rio: I need you, doctor's orders, like Buster: At least the delivery is apparently only 15 minutes away even if I'm not Rio: I'd basically forgotten about that Rio: just here in my orgasm haze don't mind me Buster: As long as you remember tomorrow morning when you need it all Rio: You're so sweet Rio: thank you Buster: I'd do more if I could Buster: It's basically nothing in the scheme of things, I know Rio: It ain't Rio: You do so much for me, more than I'd ever ask Buster: Well, you never have to ask, babe Rio: Do I have to put my clothes back on though Rio: the real question here Buster: Never Buster: Like, you can throw one of my tops on if you don't wanna give the bloke an unnecessary tip, but like Rio: Poor man Buster: Lucky man, you mean Rio: I won't wait and find out what he reckons Buster: Don't 'cause I'm too far away to fight him for seeing you like that when I can't Rio: You can see me whenever you want, I told you I was taking pictures Rio: I'm not done playing yet, you said I had 15 minutes Buster: Show me then Buster: You know I miss you Rio: All you had to do was ask, baby Rio: [All the pics] Buster: Fuck Buster: I stopped breathing then Rio: You had me like that several times Rio: the neighbours 1000% heard too Buster: I hope they did Buster: It's been a while since we were on the stairs Buster: Can't have them thinking you've dumped me Rio: 😂 They're so invested at this point Rio: not the only one buzzing when you're back Buster: 'Course they are Buster: We put on a hell of a show Rio: Seriously Rio: putting my solo stuff to shame and can't even stream this, soz everyone Buster: You can if you want Rio: I'm not gonna make you, besides Rio: probably not a good look for a lawyer to have public sex tapes is it Buster: Sex tapes aren't even a scandal anymore Rio: 😏 is it Buster: I'm just saying, if you want to, you can Rio: You'd have to want to too, it's a whole big thing to think about Rio: anyway, I only had sex on stream with Curtis that one time and everyone was so scandalized then so Buster: 'Cause he was shit at it Rio: 😂 Buster: I don't have to tell you, you were there Buster: But from an audience perspective, still shit Rio: Hmm yeah I did get plenty of DMs to that affect, telling me how much better they could, so maybe you're onto something, babe Buster: I know Rio: I wasn't shit though Rio: Was I? Buster: Just him Buster: It was obvious you weren't as into it Rio: Well you know I wasn't Buster: Yeah, but I don't just mean like that, you made it way better for him than he did for you Buster: He wasn't spending enough time on you at all Rio: He didn't really like giving oral when he was my boyfriend, never mind when he had no obligations, like Buster: 😒 Unsurprised Buster: Selfish prick across the board Rio: Is what it is Buster: It's not, you can't expect it if you don't offer it Rio: He didn't really expect anything, I offered Rio: not gonna say no is he Rio: can't say you've never done it Buster: Like I said, shit and selfish Rio: I'm not feeling the need to sit here and defend him, like, don't worry Buster: And since you're clearly thinking about my past exploits, I have never been that rude Buster: If you're with me, you can have anything you want Rio: 🙄 Rio: I don't need to hear it Buster: Don't be jealous, babe Buster: It's not news that I've fucked a lot of girls, why did you think that was? Rio: Shut up, you're annoying me now Buster: Are you actually annoyed? Rio: Forget about it Buster: Baby Buster: Tell me Rio: I just refuse to believe you've never fucked anyone just to get yours Rio: we all have, everyone does it Buster: Okay but what I liked was giving them the best possible time so they couldn't want me more and then not letting them back Buster: So yeah, but not the way you're saying Rio: You're such a dick Buster: I've never denied it Buster: The fact was, if I just wanted to cum I could do it better myself than they could, I've told you that before Rio: Whatever Buster: Why are you so mad at me about this? Rio: I'm not mad Buster: Then what? Rio: Why Rio: Why would you bother doing that for people you don't give a shit about, that doesn't make any sense Buster: 'Cause it was fun Buster: 'Cause it gave me the reputation I wanted Rio: Right Buster: Are you seriously judging me for ancient history? Rio: Delivery's here hold on Buster: I'm not going anywhere Rio: [Later than necessary] Rio: You didn't have to get that many bags of sweets, like Buster: If you have to share then you need enough to keep for yourself once you have Rio: Suppose so Rio: thanks again anyway Buster: You don't need to thank me Buster: Just tell me what's wrong Rio: I don't know Rio: I'm just thinking about things Buster: Talk to me Rio: No, it's stupid Buster: It's not Rio: Might be, you've not heard it yet Buster: I know you Buster: It won't be Rio: It is, I am Rio: it doesn't even matter, forget it Buster: No, Rio Buster: It obviously does matter Rio: It's just Rio: Why me? Buster: Why wouldn't it be you? Buster: You're perfect Buster: Come on, you know why Buster: You know every reason Rio: Well I'm not, actually Rio: and if you're so generous and good in bed with everyone like you say then you could be with any of them, anyone you wanted Buster: You are to me and for me Buster: You're the only one I want, have always wanted Buster: And I wasn't good 'cause I was using them, shamelessly, wasn't I? Buster: Hardly generous to do that either, 'cause even if they wanted more, I wasn't gonna give it Buster: I wasn't gonna give any of them the chance to be more than they were Rio: Maybe you'd feel different if you had Buster: I didn't and don't want to feel different 'cause I loved and love you Rio: Like I said Rio: stupid, forget about it Buster: Like I said, no Rio: Why do you have to push it Buster: 'Cause I fucking love you Rio: I love you too Buster: I want you to be secure in it, forever Buster: And know how important you are Buster: Have always been Rio: Okay Rio: but be honest Rio: and I mean it, don't lie to tell me what you think I wanna hear, when we first hooked up, did you just want to do the same to me too or what Buster: I can't believe you would say that to me Buster: Jesus Rio: Well Buster: Well that's really fucking hurtful Buster: You've always been different 'cause I didn't just want you to want me, I wanted you Rio: I'm sorry Buster: Are you? Buster: You think I would do that, that's one thing, but you think I'd lie about it to you now Rio: I didn't want to ask, I didn't wanna talk about this fullstop Buster: Well, clearly we have to talk about it if that's what you think Buster: If I was playing a game with you I wouldn't have avoided you for years, I'd have fucked you whenever and left you pining for me all that time instead Rio: I guess Buster: That's not a good enough response Buster: Believe me or don't believe me Rio: Excuse me but I can respond however I want Buster: But there's not a middle ground Rio: What? Buster: It's either yes or its no Buster: Not maybe Rio: Well I don't know Rio: You clearly had fucked motivations in the past, you aren't denying it Buster: Yeah, and? Buster: You've got a past too, you've been in love before I'm not asking if you loved them more than me Buster: 'Cause I know what the answer is Rio: I'm saying, I don't know what you were thinking then and I don't think you can say you do either Rio: it was forever ago so leave it Buster: You leave it Buster: Don't tell me what to do Rio: Please yourself Buster: Clearly Rio: Christ Buster: What, that's what I do, yeah? Rio: Apparently not Rio: such a giver, like Buster: Fuck you Buster: You don't get to judge me for this, what the fuck Rio: Why not Rio: I can think what I want Buster: 'Cause you're meant to fucking trust me Buster: But fine, yeah, go on, think what you want Rio: I didn't say I didn't Rio: this is the past, past tense Buster: You're saying you don't believe what I'm telling you Buster: So yeah, you are Buster: Not to mention that you're treating me like the worst, most fucked up person for what is the past Rio: No I'm not how have you even got that from what I've said Buster: How am I meant to not get that from what you've said Rio: Then you're projecting because I haven't judged you once Buster: Whatever you say Rio: You're the one that's always judging me Buster: Bullshit Buster: When have I ever? Rio: All the time, telling me that every lad I've ever been with is so selfish or some kind of borderline abuser when it's just normal, it's what happens Buster: It's been normal for you, that doesn't mean it's normal for everyone Buster: Getting left stranded in London isn't just what happens Buster: Ryan isn't just what happens Buster: But it's not your fault and I've literally never said it is Rio: Fuck you Rio: Fuck off Rio: You aren't in any position to lecture me on what's normal Buster: How am I the bad guy for wanting you to know that you deserve better? Fuck's sake Rio: Leave me alone Buster: Shut up Buster: I'm not doing that Rio: You're a prick Buster: Yeah Rio: I mean it Buster: Me too Rio: I actually don't have time for this Rio: I need to get on with my day Buster: Don't Rio: Don't what, be productive? Buster: Don't do this Rio: Well I feel like shit now so Buster: How is pushing me away gonna help? Rio: Because you've made me feel like this Buster: I'm sorry Rio: You can't be Rio: You don't even understand Buster: I can be 'cause I didn't want to make you feel like this, I don't ever Rio: Well it can't be avoided Rio: I'll be fine, I'll get over it Buster: It can Buster: Just make me understand Rio: Just don't talk about them again alright Buster: Who? Your exes or mine? Rio: Mine Buster: Okay Rio: You just can't understand okay Rio: You haven't been there Buster: I know Buster: I really am sorry Rio: It's just Rio: Invalidating when you tell me what it was Rio: I get to say, not you, not them, not anyone else Buster: I didn't mean to make it into that Rio: I know Buster: I just Buster: Fuck, it doesn't even matter Buster: It's not the point Rio: You can say Rio: I won't snap your head off Buster: I just don't ever want anything like that to happen to you again Buster: I don't want you to think that it's alright Rio: It won't Rio: I'm with you now Buster: Yeah, but it doesn't just have to come from people you're fucking Buster: Anyone can be a cunt Buster: And you're such a good person Rio: Nah Buster: Yeah Rio: I'm sorry what I said upset you Buster: I deserved it Rio: You didn't Buster: Yeah, I did Buster: It's not gonna be another argument, like Rio: But you didn't, not how you took it Rio: 'cos I didn't mean it like that Buster: It's not your fault I'm an idiot Rio: Stop Buster: I was stupid about it, don't act like I wasn't Rio: You were not Rio: You only said what you should, what any decent person would Buster: It doesn't matter anymore Buster: Forget it Rio: Yes it does Rio: I don't just get to say whatever I like 'cos I'm angry either Buster: You do when you're pregnant, I'm pretty sure that's like rule 1 Rio: Fuck that Rio: I'm just an insecure mess I'm sorry Rio: I do believe you, I just find it hard sometimes but that's on me not you Buster: It's okay Buster: I'm tired and frustrated and stressed and far away and none of that is on you either Rio: Exactly, I could try and give you a fucking break, like Buster: Shh Buster: You haven't done anything wrong Buster: It's hard for both of us right now, we knew it would be but that doesn't make it easier just 'cause we know Rio: I don't know why you like me Buster: Yes, you do Buster: Don't forget Rio: I know why you think you do Buster: No, you know why I actually do Buster: 'Cause if you know what I think, I'm not wrong Rio: Idiot Rio: But okay, we'll go with what you reckon, like Buster: We have to, it's all true Buster: Everything, baby Rio: I want it to be Buster: Good, 'cause it already is and I want you to have whatever you want Rio: You're cute Buster: You are Buster: Which is why I also really fucking want to just hold you right now Buster: I hate that I can't Rio: Me too Rio: I'm a mess Buster: You could never be Buster: You're too beautiful Buster: In every way that's possible Rio: I wish I could see me how you do Buster: I'll make it happen Buster: If it takes forever Buster: I'm no quitter, you know that Rio: I love you so much I feel sick Buster: I'm not taking the blame for our son's behavior Rio: 😂 Rio: but seriously Rio: I do Buster: Fuck it, I'm coming home Buster: I'll revise on the flight and be back before my next exam Rio: You only just left baby Buster: I don't care Buster: And neither do you Rio: Your parents will though Buster: They don't have to know Buster: Like I said, I'll be there and back Buster: So just don't tell them and wait for me Rio: You mean it Buster: Take a mum and son nap and I'll wake you Buster: I'm serious Rio: I might think I'm dreaming Buster: It's okay Buster: I'll prove that you're not Rio: Gonna pinch me, yeah? Buster: Yeah Rio: Oi 😂 Buster: I'll wake you up in your favourite way then Rio: That's more like it Buster: Dream about me until then Buster: You can tell me what to do once you have Rio: Can I now? Buster: Sure Rio: How could I say no to such an offer Buster: You can't Buster: And shouldn't Rio: I'm glad you're as ridiculous as I am Rio: Never change Buster: I can't Buster: And shouldn't Rio: Shut up and be here, nerd Buster: I'm on my way to the airport now Buster: Behave Rio: Shan't Buster: Oh really? Buster: I think you will Rio: Only when you make me Rio: and not a moment before Buster: Fine by me Buster: I only want you to do it for me Rio: Of course Rio: Who else? Buster: Nobody, babe Rio: Exactly Rio: There's no one but you Buster: There's nobody like me either Buster: Thank fuck for that, yeah? Rio: Thank fuck for who? Not me Rio: 😍 I could thruple, you just don't want the competition Buster: Too fucking right I don't Buster: Stop trying to get me in threesomes where the only girl is you Rio: Why are you such a spoilsport, babe? Rio: You said I could tell you what to do 😏 Buster: 😒 Buster: I did say that Buster: Damn Rio: 😂 Rio: Poor boy Buster: What was our safe word again? Cabbage or something Rio: Nope, sorry Rio: Your gonna freak this other lad out, babe Rio: be cool Buster: Giraffe? Buster: Jigsaw? Buster: I genuinely don't have any clue Rio: Offensive Rio: I was on my knees for you, boy Rio: It's lampshade Buster: Fuck Buster: Of course Buster: I remember you, vividly, just not Rio: Shows how often we've needed that Rio: also useless, you'd just think you'd actually fucked my brains out like she's gone Rio: honestly Buster: 😂 Rio: Dashing my dreams twofold, it's fine Rio: He'll be gone by the time you're here Buster: Don't Buster: I'm actually jealous of someone that doesn't exist Rio: So cute Buster: I miss you so fucking much Buster: You think you're a mess, its me Rio: I am actually Rio: I need to shower Buster: I sure I'll have to by the time I get there if you keep being so hot about everything Rio: There's nothing hot about how this level of dirty, babe Buster: Says you Rio: Umm should I not shower then? Buster: Don't underestimate how much I want you at all times, is what I'm saying Rio: Noted Rio: I'll let myself go hardcore with this kid then Buster: No you won't Buster: I know you Rio: Be rude to trap you then do it really Buster: Shut up Buster: Take a shower, it'll make you feel better Rio: I will Rio: hmm Rio: Idea though Rio: Maybe I will wait for you and you can wash me, as you're doing what I tell you Buster: Do wait for me Rio: Yeah? Rio: You gotta do a good job, be really thorough okay Buster: I'm not a fucking amateur, babe Buster: Shower or bath? Rio: Shower, definitely Buster: Are you sure? Your knees might get weak, you know Buster: I'm very committed to the task Rio: Well I want you on yours Rio: so yes, I'm sure Buster: Alright Buster: I'll hold you up if you need me to Rio: Such a gentleman Buster: Sometimes Buster: We'll see what happens Rio: Really? You're here to do a job, Mr McKenna, nothing more Buster: Sorry, how unprofessional of me Rio: Should think so 😏 Buster: Oh no, I'm gonna have to work even harder now to make a good impression Rio: Yep Rio: Don't make me regret giving you this opportunity Buster: Absolutely not Rio: 😂 Rio: I'm sorry for wasting time being a bitch earlier Buster: You didn't Buster: If we hadn't fought then I might not be on my way now Rio: That's not why I did it Rio: like, I'm glad but Rio: I'm not being difficult on purpose Buster: I know Buster: Me either Rio: None of it matters now Rio: all I care is you'll be with me soon Buster: And you're only wasting time if you want to turn me on before I board this plane Rio: You know I do Rio: I always wanna turn you on Buster: I know you love making certain things difficult for me in public Rio: 😊 That doesn't sound like me Buster: I must be thinking of my other wife then, like Rio: She don't need to know, I won't tell her Buster: Promise? Rio: Promise Buster: Good Buster: 'Cause she gets possessive and it might make things dangerous Buster: Especially if we got caught Rio: I like danger Rio: Don't you? Buster: I love it Buster: How did you know? Rio: Just a hunch I had about you Buster: It sounds like you have decent intuition, you should keep listening to it Rio: Yeah? And what about you, what's yours telling you to do now? Buster: It's telling me that maybe you can't be trusted not to say anything unless I make it hard for you to talk Buster: Any ideas? Rio joined the chat 31 hours ago Rio: Plenty Rio: But sounds like you have something in mind already to me Buster: A gag is pretty foolproof is what I'm thinking Buster: But what to use? Such a dilemma Rio: It's a conundrum Rio: I'm sure there's something in your suitcase that'll do the job Buster: Maybe, I did pack pretty hurriedly though Buster: Might have to get creative about this Rio: I'm sure she has something here I can use Rio: Some stockings maybe Buster: Clever and resourceful, I like that Rio: What else do you like? Buster: You tell me, you're full of good ideas, I think I like you deciding what's good for me Rio: I'm up for that challenge Buster: Yeah? Buster: I can be very challenging so we'll see if you mean that Rio: You'll see a lot of things Buster: Is that another promise? Rio: Just a fact but if you like Buster: I would Rio: Hmm, you say your wife is possessive but I reckon you are too Buster: Is that gonna be a problem for you? Rio: Are you gonna make it one? Buster: Are you gonna make me want to own you? Rio: Lampshade Rio: Don't cheat on me 😔 Buster: Baby Rio: It's okay, I thought I'd like that but I just didn't Rio: I'm silly Buster: You're not Buster: You're just mine and that's more than okay Rio: You're mine too Rio: Aren't you Buster: All yours Buster: Forever Rio: I'm sorry I ruined it Buster: Don't Buster: I don't want it if you don't Rio: I'll make it up to you Rio: be way better than that imaginary hoe Buster: You don't need to Buster: I know how perfect you are Buster: Nobody else comes close Rio: I love you Buster: I want you Buster: I miss you Buster: And I love you Buster: Just you Rio: I still wanna do everything I said, you know Buster: We can do whatever you want Buster: As long as it's what you want Rio: It really is Buster: Then there's no bigger turn on, ever Rio: You're so good Buster: I mean it Rio: I reckon I know better, more fun ways to turn you on though Buster: Oh yeah? Buster: 'Cause I already can't stop looking at all those pics you sent me Rio: That's just a taster Buster: I like how you taste Buster: So I can wait Rio: 😩 Rio: I can't Buster: I didn't say I want to Buster: Just that I could, if I have to Rio: I want you before you've even got in the door Rio: we've not got any time to waste, babe Buster: You just wanna be on the stairs Buster: I knew you missed it Rio: I'm only thinking of the neighbours Rio: They gotta hear, they wanna see Buster: So thoughtful, babe Buster: We better give them what they need then Rio: It's been said Buster: Good Buster: Do me a favor and think of how I can survive this airport bullshit when I need you so bad Rio: Gonna go ahead and assume you don't mean people watching Buster: Fair Rio: Well the only two ways to survive the airport are getting drunk and buying all the duty free Rio: so get a drink and get me something nice Buster: You know the first one is off the table so I guess I'll have to go harder on the second instead Rio: Baby, I keep telling you you can have a drink Buster: And I keep telling you, not until you can Rio: Why are you the best Rio: also what are you going to get me Buster: Do you want me to tell you or do you want a surprise? Rio: Ooh um Rio: No, make me wait Buster: Alright Rio: Can we fuck in the Ferrari too when you get here? Rio: I'll let you drive Buster: We have to Buster: Gotta make the most of it before we need a family car too Rio: Fucking kids Rio: Imma get a white range rover Rio: total MILF car Buster: You're so hot Rio: I know Rio: Sorry for all the jokes you gonna get in advance boy but both your parents had to hear it so Buster: I'm not sorry for anything Rio: Be a nice ego boost when all his little girlfriends think you're fit, I guess Rio: Or boyfriends, not judging Buster: Could be both Rio: So progressive, Daddy 😉 Buster: He'll be able to have his pick of whoever, let's be honest Rio: If he's even as half as cute as you Buster: If he's half as cute as you, one look and he can have whatever he wants Rio: He's already got you wrapped 'round his finger, babe Rio: definitely takes after me Buster: I'm not mad about it Rio: Good Rio: 'cos we love you daddy Buster: I love you Rio: I wish I was there Buster: I'll be there soon Buster: You don't need to be here, it's manic Rio: Poor boy Rio: I just like seeing how many times I can make you cum on the flight Buster: You still can Buster: It's just more of a challenge Rio: Pssh Rio: Barely Buster: You reckon? Rio: I know so Rio: Making you cum is like my superpower Buster: That's what you're saying, but you're not doing anything, are you? Rio: 😫 Rio: You're shopping right now Buster: That sounds like an excuse to me Rio: That's how it is? Rio: Okay Buster: 😏 Rio: You really want me to make you hard in front of all these people Rio: You act mad but you ain't, you love it, don't you? Buster: You know I do Rio: Honestly Rio: What am I gonna do with you? Buster: You have all the answers you need Rio: What lingerie do you want me to wear then Rio: [This] Rio: [That] Buster: The second one Rio: Your favourite doesn't fit now Rio: so we'll have to find a new favourite Buster: I can't even pretend to be gutted, like Rio: 😏 colour me unsurprised Rio: Before we go away you're gonna have to take me bikini shopping Buster: I never even though of that Buster: But I'm glad I am now Rio: I think I'm gonna get so big Rio: I already am, my boobs are out of control Buster: I hope so Rio: I know you do Buster: It's been getting me through this whole time Rio: I can't wait 'til it's really obvious Buster: Me either Buster: I can't wait for everyone to know that you're having my baby, wherever you go Rio: Same Rio: I want it so bad I wanna show off this bump all the time Buster: I won't be able to keep my hands off you when you do Rio: That's alright with me Rio: Show 'em how that baby got there Buster: Before we did this I didn't expect it to be such a turn on Buster: Jesus Rio: There's no bigger or better way to show how much you own me Buster: Fuck Buster: There isn't Rio: And we're gonna do it as many times as we want Buster: Let's just have as many kids as we can Rio: You mean it? Buster: Yeah Rio: That makes me so happy Buster: Good Buster: I know you've got career plans, and I want you to still do them, but I want all your babies too Rio: We can do both Rio: We can have it all, seriously Buster: I believe that Buster: I want you to Rio: I do Rio: if anyone can, it's us, yeah? Buster: Seriously Buster: We're unstoppable now, babe Rio: Nothing anyone can say or do will change that Buster: Literally never Buster: I wanna marry you again when he's old enough to understand what it means so that he knows how much I love you, okay Rio: That's more than okay Rio: Baby Buster: We can still do it sooner too, if you want Buster: I know Indie's desperate to put a bridesmaid's dress on, like Rio: 😂 'Course Rio: I can wait, for once Rio: I'm already your wife, and that was perfect Rio: the next one has to be too Buster: I meant it when I said I'd marry you every year though Buster: I would Rio: I would too Buster: I can't wait to be home Buster: Even though it's not for long enough this time Rio: As long as I get to see you Rio: it'll keep me going Buster: Same Buster: The rate he's growing I won't recognise him next time I see you Rio: 😔 Rio: No Buster: Babe, it's good Rio: I don't want you to ever forget me Buster: You know I can't Rio: Don't sound so sad about it, damn 😜 Buster: Shh Rio: I'm looking at houses now Rio: it's fun to daydream about our future Buster: Show me the best ones Buster: I'm not wasting time looking at the unworthy contenders Rio: 'Course Rio: 3 rooms and a garden Rio: Any other requirements? Buster: Decent garage for all the cars we need Rio: Good point Rio: Noted Buster: Other than that, I don't reckon there's anything else we have to have Rio: Naturally sorting high to low anyway 'cos it's fun Buster: Who are we if we don't, like Buster: Wait until you see what I've bought you Rio: Second most exciting gift Imma get today Buster: I hope you think so Buster: I'm good at shopping, but there's things I'm even better at Rio: Oh yeah? Buster: Yeah Buster: You'll see Rio: I hope I get to feel too Rio: or we got a no touching policy now Buster: Not unless you're trying to kill me Buster: You have no idea how badly I wanna touch you right now Rio: You're leaving me to imagine, yeah Rio: I hope I'm touching myself all the places you will Buster: Show me, I'll let you know Rio: [Grabbing the belly and titties] Rio: Constructive criticism only, please Buster: I'm gonna kiss you there too, of course, but otherwise Buster: You're definitely on the right track, babe Rio: Your kisses are the best Buster: What can I say? You're really fucking kissable, like Rio: You've always thought so haven't you 😊 Buster: Yeah Rio: So cute Buster: You're beautiful Buster: You know Rio: Shh Buster: Make me Rio: Still got those stocking for a gag you know Rio: don't make me come for you Buster: He's not making you taller, babe Buster: You'd still have to reach me Rio: 😒 Rio: Imma drag you down to my level Buster: Hot Rio: You'll see Buster: Yeah? Good Rio: Won't be saying that when you're begging me for mercy, babe 👊 Buster: I think I will Buster: Amongst other things Rio: 😠 Hush, I'm being fierce Buster: I can't help it Buster: It's so sexy Rio: Well, if you wanna fight for the angry hatefuck I'm fine with that but I still get my gifts first okay Rio: Priorities Buster: I want you Rio: Just me? Buster: The two of you Rio: Mm baby Rio: You got us Buster: No more fighting Rio: I promise Buster: Me too Rio: I'm gonna be so good Buster: And I'm gonna be so nice to you Buster: I'll make you feel so good, I swear Buster: As good as you are Rio: 😻 Rio: You're not gonna wanna leave it's gonna be so perfect for you, baby Buster: I already don't Rio: I know Rio: I hate when you have to leave so much Buster: I know Buster: I should just stay Buster: flight back when I have to and not before Rio: That'll still be as soon as your parents realise Buster: It doesn't have to be Rio: You're trying to get your Da to NOT kill you, remember babe? Buster: He'll be mad when he finds out about the baby anyway so it won't matter how good I am before then Buster: Or not Rio: I guess not Rio: What about your Ma though? Buster: I'll cross that bridge when she comes at me Buster: If she does Rio: Does this mean you're staying? Buster: Tell me I can Rio: You can, baby Rio: Like you said, they'll be mad anyway, and why do you need to be there to revise, like Rio: be with me Buster: Yeah, it's stupid Buster: I should have just been home the whole time Rio: You were only keeping them happy Buster: But not you Buster: And that's more important Rio: I knew you were doing what you had to, felt you had to, whatever Rio: but of course I want you home Buster: Then I'm staying Buster: Fuck it, exams are almost over anyway Buster: By now I either know my shit or I don't Rio: To be fair Rio: Not saying I won't help you revise Rio: you're so close to being free, babe Buster: And I'm not saying I won't bother revising Buster: But I do know it Rio: You do Rio: you can go overboard and that's as bad as doing nothing sometimes Rio: you can't just be living for your exams like Buster: Especially when it means not living with you Buster: You need me, I need you Rio: It's just how it is Buster: It's bad enough missing you, I don't wanna miss my son literally growing Buster: Not for this Rio: Especially when you don't even need to Rio: Just because they say, like Buster: He wants me to notice him, that's why he's popping up Buster: Dramatic like I am Rio: Heaven help me 😜 Rio: Seriously though Rio: I want him to hear your voice and know you're here to look after him too Buster: I'm gonna be there to actually help you Buster: Not just send you deliveries or bring gifts Rio: Though both have been appreciated, you know Rio: having you here will be better in all the ways Buster: I'll sit on the bathroom floor for as long as he traps you in there, don't worry Rio: Why would you wanna miss that, like? Rio: Come on people 😏 Buster: I genuinely don't want to though Buster: You shouldn't have to do this on your own Rio: You're actually so special Rio: Don't let the world change you Buster: Fuck that, I'm gonna change the world, babe Rio: How do you actually do that Rio: go from so adorable to so fuckable seamlessly like Rio: please Buster: Like you said, I'm special Buster: And I really want you to fuck me right now so that's a good incentive if I did need one Rio: Are you kidding? I'm so ready Rio: though actually, not prepared for the welcome home sex I had planned so you're gonna have to give me at least a working day to get that sorted Buster: Take as long as you need Buster: I know it'll be worth it Rio: You better believe Rio: I just wanna be with you tonight though, no toys no gimmick no nothing just you Buster: I actually need that Buster: It feels like its been so long since it was just us Buster: No phones or anything else Rio: I know Rio: I just wanna look at you and touch you taste you hear you, all of it, take in all of you Buster: I'm so turned on by the idea of that, I'm not sure I have words for how much I want it too Rio: You don't need to say, I know Rio: I love you, Buster Buster: I love you too Rio: All I have on my phone is pictures of you Rio: I can't wait 'til there's pictures of the boy too Buster: If we can get Nance on board they'll be no shortage Buster: But for now I'll just have to keep looking at the ones I have of him and you Rio: I think she'll be alright Rio: and if she's shocked like, really Rio: we've got form by this point Buster: Yeah Buster: I've already done one of the worst convos so Buster: Give a shit, no offense, Nance Rio: And hey, maybe your Dad will kill you before she gets in her drunk rant so Rio: look on the brightside, right Buster: Yeah Buster: One thing's for sure I definitely ain't taking her to the pub to break the news like when dad told granddad about me and Nance Rio: Probably not Rio: Or him, if it's his move like, clock that right away Buster: Exactly Buster: And I don't need his drunk rant either, like Buster: How do you wanna tell your fam? Rio: Oh God Rio: get a megaphone Buster: Not to start that argument up again but you could let you mum tell 'em Rio: It is easiest to just get it out there in one and let people come to me if they feel the need, yeah Buster: Do you wanna do it, us actually though? 'Cause we can get everyone together easily, any excuse with that lot, like Rio: I'm a bit scared but Rio: Probably a good way to do it Buster: You don't need to be scared Rio: I know Rio: I know it's good news, I just Buster: If anyone's got anything negative to say, they can say it to me Buster: I'm gonna be there to protect you, babe Rio: Do you think anyone will be happy for us Buster: Other than my parents, yeah Buster: Maybe Nance won't be either Buster: But everyone else, will be alright Buster: Happy even Buster: What did your mum say? Rio: You're right Rio: I just wish they could be happy too, I think Rio: but I know why, even if I don't love the reasoning so Rio: She was good, she said she didn't think it would be long, but not in a negative way, she just thought we'd want kids so Buster: I swear I'm not just saying this to make you feel better, my mum was actually pretty supportive when we both calmed down Buster: So even if my dad isn't, she won't let him be a prick about it forever Buster: And anyway, I'm more than happy enough to cover their lack of Rio: Yeah Rio: They'll come around Rio: Being a Grandparent is supposed to be more fun so Buster: By that logic nan and granddad will be totally buzzing Buster: So we'll always have that, like Rio: They can't feel guilt over it, we ain't their fuckups, like Rio: Happy days Buster: We're their shameless faves Rio: 'Course Rio: Grandad basically wingmanned our playdates back in the day so Buster: We'll have to enjoy the status while we can though, 'cause once our kid comes along that'll be all over and we'll have to move over for their new fave Rio: I'll allow it Rio: I just want everyone to love him like we do Rio: that's what scares me Buster: How could they not? Buster: He's gonna be so perfect, babe Buster: They can say what they want now, they're all gonna fall in love as soon as they see him Rio: Yeah Rio: You're right Rio: No one can resist a cute kid Buster: He's gonna be so loved and so happy, I promise Buster: You don't need to ever worry about it Rio: I'm just hormonal and ridiculous Rio: it's starting to feel more real and it just makes your brain go into overdrive on everything Buster: I know Buster: And you know you can tell me anything, yeah? Buster: Even if you think it's bullshit as you're saying it, I don't care Rio: I know, babe Rio: I will try not to talk complete shit though, still Rio: got some pride Buster: Me too, since I won't have being drunk as an excuse, like Rio: I have got you champagne Rio: we can have one glass Buster: You're so cute Rio: It's a celebration, baby Rio: You're coming home Buster: I wish I was already there Rio: So soon Rio: and I'm not gonna stop kissing you for hours Rio: I've decided Buster: Oh really? Rio: Yep and I'm afraid we aren't taking complaints rn so Buster: I'm not trying to make one Buster: It's impossible to do anything but think about that Rio: Think about it Rio: I am Rio: Your lips are so soft Buster: Yours are softer Buster: As much as I wanna be competitive about it, right now, I can't Rio: Yeah but you're a boy and boys are usually so Rio: crusty Rio: you're pretty and soft Buster: 😂 Buster: I'll take that Rio: You should Rio: It's a compliment Buster: You're adorable Rio: You're cuter Rio: No fighting allowed Buster: Me? I'm not a fighter, babe. Only a lover, like Buster: Obviously Rio: I'm just reminding myself I promised Rio: Hard when I'm so tough, like Buster: Poor baby Buster: You can do this Rio: I'm just so frustrated you see Rio: That's the problem Buster: I understand Buster: We just need to find a solution, that's all Rio: Hmm, let's put our heads together and really think about this Buster: On it Rio: Baby please Rio: I need help now Buster: Take all your frustrations out on me, baby Buster: You have to Rio: It's been too long since I came all over your beautiful face Buster: It's the only way you'll feel better Rio: You've gotta eat me out like you're starving okay baby Rio: I can't take no teasing Buster: You don't need to tell me, I couldn't crave you more Rio: I want it so hard and fast, don't waste any time being gentle just give me what I need Buster: Fuck, baby Buster: I'm never gonna say no to you Rio: I've been thinking about it since the last real time Buster: You've been so good and so patient Rio: I've had enough of being both Rio: Be inside me now Buster: I know you have Buster: Tell me how long you've waited and that's how many times I'll make you cum Buster: I trust you to work it out properly Rio: I'll play fair and work it out in hours, not seconds Buster: We can do seconds Buster: I want to Rio: 🤤 Rio: You gonna make me cum 172800 times in a night Rio: I like the ambition, daddy Buster: Yeah, why not? Rio: What's your favourite thing about me when I cum? Rio: Like mine are your noises Buster: If I can only pick one Buster: Your face Rio: Is my o face cute? Buster: It's the best thing I've ever seen Rio: 😊 Rio: Glad you like it because I need to be in your lap riding you frontfacing Rio: so you get a perfect view of the bump Buster: Seriously, if I could put a spotlight on you every time we fuck, I would Rio: I've got the lighting for that Buster: Set it up for me now Rio: Yes sir Buster: How long will it take? Rio: Not long, I'm a professional, I got this down Rio: 10 15 minutes Buster: I need you to cum for me and let me see everything Buster: Show me how good it'll be Rio: Oh fuck Rio: I'll show you everything, daddy, every angle you want Buster: Do it Buster: I can't wait anymore, I don't care where I am Rio: You need to see your babygirl taking care of herself until you can Buster: Please Rio: I'm setting up as fast as I can I promise Rio: I'm gonna use my best toy, the one that's like you Buster: Jesus Buster: Okay Rio: Just got to get it all nice and wet so it goes in just like daddy does Rio: that's what my mouth is for Buster: I'm biting my own lip so hard for you Rio: Careful, don't make it bleed, you'll look too sexy and it's my job to make you swollen and sore Buster: Rio Rio: Buster? Buster: I just have to say your name here so it's not out loud Rio: So fucking sweet Rio: I've not even started yet Buster: You've got me speechless and desperate to make noise all at once Rio: Oh, Daddy, you need to wait to go to the bathroom to be dirty for me Rio: I'm still just sucking Rio: I can taste when I used him earlier and it's sooooo yummy Rio: I'll let you have a lick when you get here Buster: Everyone definitely knows what you're doing to me Buster: They all just heard me for sure Rio: Lucky them Rio: They all wish you were making those noises for them Buster: I'm the lucky one Buster: You're so Rio: You're the best daddy to me, you deserve me making you cum wherever you want and whenever you want Rio: if I was there with you know I'd be giving you head, and I hope people would see so they could see what a good girl I was for you Buster: They'd know what an angel you are Buster: And be so jealous Rio: They should be jealous, you're literally a God, you know that Rio: that's why I'm your angel, you dreamed me up just for you Buster: Baby Rio: Yes, daddy? Buster: I love you Rio: Wait Rio: Say it again and I'm gonna slide him inside me as you do Buster: I really fucking love you Rio: I love you I love you Rio: So much, fuck Buster: Say my name when you say it again Rio: Buster, I love you Rio: you're hitting exactly the right spot deep inside me right now holy fuck Buster: Yeah I am Buster: Tell me how it feels, baby Rio: So god damn good, daddy Rio: You're big, I can't fit you all in yet so I have to be slow and it's so hard Buster: I know Buster: You just want it all, don't you? Buster: You've already been waiting for such a long time Rio: I do, I really do Rio: I want daddy in every hole at once, I'm just a greedy slut Buster: You love it Buster: I'll fuck you every way though, don't worry Rio: I seriously do, I'd addicted to your cock, I can never get enough Buster: Well, I'm not gonna stop until you're completely satisfied Buster: Hold me to it Rio: So good to me Rio: Which hole do you wanna claim first? Buster: Since I don't want you to stop talking like this so I better leave that one until last Rio: You like hearing your baby say such nasty things about what she wants you to do to her and how good you make her feel Rio: Does it make your dick hard, daddy? Buster: I really like it Buster: Look Buster: [Sends pics] Rio: Gimme Rio: I'm gonna look at that whilst fucking this toy into my soaking wet cunt Rio: if I concentrate hard enough I can feel every vein, the slight curve, mm Buster: It's all yours, baby Buster: Take it Rio: Buster, tell me again to take it, take it all, I need it so bad Buster: Stop teasing yourself, Rio and take everything Buster: Do it Rio: You're so deep inside me now Buster: I'm exactly where you need me Buster: I know it Rio: You always know what's best for me Rio: that's why you tell me what to do and I do it Buster: That why you'll keep being a good girl, yeah? Rio: For you? Forever Buster: Then you get to feel like this forever Rio: I'm so lucky Buster: No, you're so worthy Rio: Tell me, I want to cum as you're telling me nice things about me so I believe them Buster: I'm already saying your name like its a prayer right now but I can't wait to get on my knees for you too Buster: You're the most delicious fucking thing I've ever tasted and the nicest thing I've ever felt and the sweetest thing I've ever heard Buster: On top of being the most beautiful girl I've ever seen Buster: You know you make me wanna believe in heaven just so I can tell people that it's you Buster: That I'm already there Rio: I just Rio: You love me as much as I love you and I know that because you show it so plainly that I can't possibly deny it Rio: and I don't want to because it feels so safe and right and good to be loved by you Buster: Don't ever Buster: Not anymore Buster: You're my whole world, you and our baby and however many others we have Rio: I won't Rio: because you're mine too Buster: Good Buster: 'Cause I need you Rio: You've got me, you know you do Rio: in every way it's possible to have a person Buster: Don't leave me, okay Buster: Even when I am a prick like I was earlier Rio: I'm never leaving you Rio: even when I die I'm going to be around annoying you Rio: and you weren't even so seriously, don't think about it now baby Buster: Sorry but you actually have to live forever so Buster: Unless we die at the exact same time Rio: Well, we'll get working on immortality in the morning Rio: suicide pact 'til then Buster: Such a nerd Buster: I believe you could figure it out if you wanted to Rio: No pressure then 😏 Buster: Call it motivation Rio: Fair, I do wanna do anything to keep you safe so Rio: I'll be pondering, babe Buster: I'm emotional now Buster: Which one of us is meant to be hormonal as fuck? Rio: I'm telling you, sympathy pregnancy Rio: I still have some sweets babe, you're okay Buster: 😒 Buster: If I start being sick too, I swear to god Rio: You'll be having more words with your son, yeah? Buster: Too right Buster: I'm not having that Rio: Shh I'm still coming down from that orgasm, you'll set me off again Buster: That's my plan Buster: You gave me the numbers, you're not just getting one, like Rio: Hmm, I knew I shouldn't have told you that Buster: You should tell me everything Buster: Especially that Rio: Okay, then I'll that I'm watching the video I made you back and it's turning me on Rio: which is the most conceited thing I've ever said but damn Buster: It's the hottest thing you've ever said Buster: Send it to me so I've got something to fuck myself to Rio: It looks almost as good as it felt, you can see how much I love it Rio: [Vid] Buster: Jesus Christ Buster: You're actually so talented Buster: Not trying to just focus on how good you are at lighting and angles 'cause priorities but like Buster: It needed to be said Rio: 😂 When you're actually that much of a nerd Rio: but thank you baby, gotta make it look good Buster: I'm thinking of whoever's bound to be watching over my shoulder Buster: Also, focusing on that shit so I don't actually die immediately Buster: You really know how to make me lose it, babe Rio: Be sure to moan out my full handle then, those potential punters, baby Rio: Well, you were being very inspirational Buster: Next tattoo idea for me, really give you that promo Rio: The temptation is so real Rio: You know I'd get your name tattooed on me legit Buster: Fuck Buster: Don't tell me that while I'm listening to this Buster: You'll make me cum right here and now Rio: Oh, you like that, baby? Buster: You know I'd love it Buster: Don't tease me Rio: Who's teasing Rio: Where should I put it? Buster: Somewhere everyone can see it Rio: I'll get it under my crown, how about that? Buster: You mean that Rio: Of course Buster: Then I should get yours too Buster: It's only fair Rio: Do you want to? Rio: 'cos only if you do Buster: I do Buster: Tell me where and when Buster was timed out 6 hours ago Buster joined the chat 6 hours ago Rio: Maybe you could put it on your ribs, like just under your pec on the heart side? Rio: I'd like that Buster: Me too Buster: You just made the perfect noise on this video so I'm trying to be so quiet myself but fuck Rio: Let's see how long you can keep that up 😋 Buster: I'm already struggling 'cause I know I'll be able to get you to recreate it for me when I get home Rio: Better, you'll get to feel it vibrate through us Buster: God Rio: You've got me watching again Buster: Look how fucking gorgeous you are, baby Buster: Both of you Rio: I look good Rio: you make me feel it so much Buster: Tell me again Rio: I look so hot, baby Rio: I can see why it's getting to you Buster: It really is Rio: Yeah? Rio: Are you making yourself feel good? Buster: [Sends own little video clip] Rio: Daddy Rio: You look so good too, fuck Rio: I can't wait 'til you're here so we can look hot together Buster: We should film together then so while I'm doing my next exam you can watch Rio: You wanted the lights set up so Rio: definitely making the most of them Buster: We aren't taking them down any time soon Rio: Oh, yeah? Rio: Works for me 🤤 Buster: Good Buster: I want you to feel like this all the time Rio: Then stay with me forever and I will Buster: These babies aren't gonna make themselves Buster: Doing the world a favour as well as you, babe Rio: Oh, you're doing me a favour now? It's come to that already, is it 😂 Rio: 💔 Buster: Shh Rio: Thought you didn't want me to stop talking like this, babe 😏 Buster: I knew you'd say that Rio: Predictable too Rio: damn, cut me deep Buster: 😏 Buster: This video is anything but predictable, babe Rio: Took me by surprise too Rio: The way you make me cum never gets old Buster: It won't ever, I promise Buster: Not only 'cause we'll have to try all kinds of positions when you get bigger Rio: Very creative 😋 Buster: I don't just thrive under pressure at exam time, like Buster: I know you're gonna be desperate for me, and I've got you Rio: Promise Rio: You won't get weird no matter how huge and pregnant I get, you'll still want me as much as I'm gonna need you Buster: Come on Buster: I'll want you even more than you do me Buster: Be annoying you, like Rio: Impossible Buster: I love you Buster: And I want you Buster: Always Buster: I swear Rio: I trust you Rio: Some blokes get so weird about even touching their missus when they're pregnant, I'd actually die Rio: I'm so needy for you as is nevermind adding these hormones into the mix Buster: I'd die too if you didn't want me to Buster: As much as I love looking at you, it's not enough, ever Rio: We just couldn't be those people Rio: like literally fuck me whilst I'm on the bathroom floor that's how much I still want you I don't care Buster: That's the hottest thing you've ever said to me Buster: Jesus Rio: I just wanna have the nastiest filthy sex with you Rio: do things no other girl has ever let you Buster: I want all of it Buster: Literally everything Rio: I'd let you do anything Rio: you know that Rio: anything your fucked up brain could think up, and I'd make it worse, by making it better Buster: This is why we had no choice but to fall in love with each other Rio: Exactly Rio: How were we meant to just go through life knowing that the other wanted it as bad Rio: even if I had a choice, I'd choose you Rio: over and over Buster: I know Buster: I'd choose you too Buster: And all of this Buster: I don't want it any different Rio: Me either Rio: Though if I'd ever thought having your baby was an option, like Rio: fuck me Rio: I would have made myself cum so hard thinking about that Buster: You didn't think I'd want to or what? Rio: I'm talking about before, when we didn't really talk but I still fucked myself to the thought of you all the damn time Rio: but yeah, I didn't know if that was part of your plan, like Buster: Alright, I'll allow it Buster: My mum was pretty convinced the baby was an accident so clearly I'm not giving out the vibe Rio: It'd be a weird vibe to put out there in general, as an 18-year-old lad, like Buster: Your dad must've had it Buster: I'll ask him to give me some tips or something before we tell everyone, make me sound like I'm not dreading this Buster: 'Cause you know it's gonna be what they all reckon Rio: 😔 Yeah no doubt Rio: just like my Ma, strong-arming you into it casually Rio: at least Nan doesn't shamelessly hate you like she did my Da Buster: A perk of keeping it in the fam for sure Buster: She ain't allowed to hate me Rio: casually switches on you now 😂 Rio: wouldn't put it past her Buster: Don't Buster: 'Cause me either Rio: Nah Rio: Golden boy forever Rio: least you married me first Buster: Good thing you let me Buster: Full offense dad Rio: Your Ma forever about that power move Buster: Seriously Buster: If she didn't hate her own name that much she'd probably have kept him waiting still Rio: Do you reckon? Rio: Like, who was she kidding, really Buster: Herself, the most important person of all, like Rio: Damn, babe Rio: Getting too real Buster: You know she literally made him chase her down when she got pregnant with us, imagine if he hadn't Buster: Behave, mum Rio: I'm way too nice to you, is what I'm learning Rio: also why you're so dramatic Buster: You're learning about my flawed genetics too late, babe Buster: Unlucky Rio: Sorry baby Rio: at least you'll be pretty with it Buster: And confident Buster: Just tell him, whoever he's gonna be, he better stay in there longer than me and Nance did Buster: I'm putting my foot down and my mum is literally still mad at me for showing up at the beginning of her 3rd year Rio: Such a diva Rio: he's got no one to compete with so we should be fine Rio: you just had to be older than me Buster: 'Course I did Buster: Forever gutted Nance is technically older than I am Rio: 😂 She's the alpha Rio: so funny Buster: Shut up Rio: Poor baby Rio: You can dominate me any time, don't worry Buster: So the second I get home then, yeah? Rio: You don't have to ask Rio: just take me Buster: Don't set me off again, the people around me have seen and heard enough Rio: Too bad, people, I haven't Buster: You want me to record the whole thing this time? Rio: Please, daddy, show me everything Rio: I wanna see the people watching you, whilst they pretend so hard that they're not Buster: Okay baby Buster: But I haven't forgotten you're meant to be sleeping Buster: So you better be good if I am Rio: Shh Daddy Rio: I'm a big girl, I can stay up with you Rio: Gotta earn how hard you're gonna punish me somehow 😋 Buster: Oh, it's like that, yeah? Rio: Yeah 😊 I'm being 😈 Rio: but you know you'll wear me out and I'll fall asleep before you get here so you still get to wake me in the special way Buster: You're too much of an angel even when you try too be bad Buster: Giving me exactly what I want all the time Rio: I can't help it, you're just so fuckable, Daddy Rio: I only wanna do the good bad things to you Buster: Tell me what you'd wanna do if you were here with me now Rio: Where exactly are you? Buster: In my seat and on my way to you Buster: Finally Rio: Yay! 😻 Rio: That's easy then. I'd be on the floor between your legs, on my knees under the blanket, and I'd be doing all the hard work for you so you could lay back and enjoy the flight and I wouldn't even stop sucking when the air hostess came to give you your drink Rio: You'd have to remember how to talk to tell her I was in the bathroom but she'd know Buster: I'm glad you've got such a good idea 'cause more specifically, I'm in business class and there are people all around me so we'll have an even more attentive audience than when I was in the airport lounge before Rio: Everyone would see, because I won't stay under the blanket and behave 'cos I have to look you in the eyes when I take you all the way down my throat, so you can see when my eyes roll back 'cos you feel so fucking good on my hot tongue Rio: all those businessmen will be so hard and so jealous of you, baby Buster: Yeah they will 'cause I'm not gonna behave either Buster: I was so quiet and still before but not this time, not now its all recording for you, babe Rio: Be bad Rio: Pull my hair and push my head further down to keep me in place 'cos you know I can take it Rio: and look straight into the camera, I wanna see what they'll all see when you cum for your baby Buster: I know that's how you want it too Buster: You love when I pull your hair Rio: It's exactly how I want it Rio: I want you to be so desperate for me you don't care how rough you are Rio: Use me Buster: I'm there already Buster: I need you so much Buster: I don't ever stop Rio: Good thing I don't either Rio: My tight little pussy is always ready for you to abuse Buster: You're so wet for me right now, aren't you? Rio: So fucking wet, Daddy Rio: It's drooling out of me Rio: the sound my hand is making reminds me of how it sounds like we fuck Rio: Want to see? Buster: I have to Buster: Show me how much cleaning up there is for me to do when I get home Rio: [Pic sucking on fingers] Rio: I wasn't too greedy, there's still lots left for you Buster: Good girl Rio: I want that to be the first thing I hear when you pushing inside me wakes me up Rio: because you can't help it because I feel that good around your big daddy dick Buster: Loud or whispered just for you? Rio: Just for me, all low and raspy and fucking hot Rio: You were trying not to wake your angel, see, but she just feels so good you have to let her know Buster: I can't help practicing right now Buster: It'll be perfect Rio: You're so good, Buster, so fucking good Rio: The whole time you're pounding me, be that close, don't move, I wanna feel your hot breath on my neck and my ear the whole time, as you're grunting how good I am and how much you've missed me Buster: Of course Buster: It'll be just like at the party Buster: I won't move Rio: Just like the party, except you've already put your baby deep inside me Rio: you can rub my belly and my swollen tits from behind the whole time, tell me how much all the changes you've made happen to my body turns you on Buster: Oh fuck Rio: I get to be your really big girl Rio: you've made me a mummy Buster: That's got me so close so fast Buster: I don't even care if this whole plane knows I'm about to cum already Rio: They know how bad I've been teasing you, daddy Rio: give it to me Rio: they know how greedy I am for your cum, they can see this big baby bump Rio: I want you leaking out my tight hole so when you clean up your messy baby you get to taste yourself too Buster: Christ, Rio Rio: Have you cum, baby? Buster: 😳 Rio: Now you're messy too Buster: Look at the state of me [sends pics] Rio: 😩 Fuck Rio: and I bet you made the cutest noises trying to not be as loud as you needed Buster: You tell me Buster: [Sends video as promised] Rio: I'm gonna enjoy this so much Rio: You look so handsome, help Buster: It was so intense Buster: I don't know how you do it to me Rio: I can feel it, and see Rio: You're not bad at this either, you know, damn Buster: Cheers Buster: I'd hope not by now Rio: It's not your job though, so it's still impressive Rio: Maybe you can help me film some time Buster: I'd love to Rio: I love that I can tell what I'd just said to you by how you react Buster: Yeah? Rio: Yeah Rio: You tighten your grip or you go faster or you totally lose it and have to stop to catch your breath Rio: it's the hottest thing I've ever seen Buster: It's all you Rio: It's giving me ideas Buster: Good Buster: You have the best ideas Rio: I think next time I stream, you should be telling me what to do and encouraging me off-screen, kinda how we do here but in person for us Rio: it'd be like your the voice for the audience, I think it'd be really hot for them, obviously it'd be so good for me Buster: You're seriously so smart Rio: 😊 You wanna then? Buster: We should do it soon in case you do decide you wanna take a break from it Buster: Like you said, I think people would be into it Rio: and your voice is so sexy so, bonus for the ladies n gays out there Buster: True Rio: I love you so much Buster: I love you Buster: And I miss you even though we're literally talking Rio: I miss you too, this video is really helping with that Rio: so close now, baby Buster: I hope it's tiring you out 'cause I really can't wait to wake you up later Rio: I'm gonna cum with you at the end of this video, then I'll pass out Rio: I feel it Buster: That's so hot Rio: But I'm ready for you, I put panties on because I want you to have to pull them aside and feel how wet they are when you do Buster: Like I said, you have the best ideas Rio: You inspire me, I always tell you Buster: I'm so glad I married you Rio: Good Rio: I mean, kill me otherwise, like Buster: Seriously, I can't wait to do it again and be able to show everyone how fucking beautiful you look in person Buster: Even if they do have to see me cry, like Rio: Baby Buster: I mean it Rio: I know Rio: You'll make me cry Rio: it was the best day of my life Rio: really Buster: Mine too Buster: I still can't believe we did that sometimes Buster: It feels too perfect to have actually happened, you know Rio: I know Rio: we really just Rio: left Rio: and did exactly what we wanted Rio: and it was perfect Buster: We should do that more often Buster: Starting this summer, like Rio: Definitely Buster: I'll take you anywhere you wanna go Buster: You'll be feeling less sick by then, right? I don't want the plane to make it worse Rio: Yeah it should go with the first trimester, like Rio: unless you're unlucky Buster: Then you'll be fine Buster: Well lucky you are Rio: 🍀 baby Buster: 🍀👑

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