#i can't believe they made a unicorn butt-plug toy

[angelinthefire]

I have to share something. I found this toy today.

Dookie, the ice-cream pooping unicorn.

And OK, unicorn poop, and poop-themed toys have been a thing for a while now. But, well.

Look at its face.

It seems very excited to be pooping.

What does ice-cream poop look like, you may ask?

Like this:

Unfortunately the picture is blurry, because it was swinging from the unicorn's but. But as you can see, that is *definitely* an ice-cream shape.

And how does a plushie poop?

So, yeah. There’s that.

#i can't believe they made a unicorn butt-plug toy #and they're selling it at Wonderland #my post #i was dying laughing