#honestly??? wishlist material. where's my plots where your muse sneaks into his apartment to gather evidence or something

[serialreporter]

dan is too smart and clever for his own good, honestly. he's very meticulous about covering his tracks and executing a getaway plan, should a design ever go wrong. and if you think his living spaces aren't trapped to hell and back, you'd be sorely mistaken. he's great at breaking and entering other people's homes, but by god if breaking into his living space isn't a bitch to accomplish. and he has a discrete security system set up, with what dated technology a tech expert living in the early to mid 90s would have access to.

will he panic if he finds out that someone actually managed to get inside and find all that incriminating evidence that he's a serial killer? why yes. but that's where the intruder's mistake begins. there are security cameras hidden in every room. he WILL see their face. and honestly, that's all he needs, because it won't be long until he finds out who they are and they become the next headline in the local newspaper.

#☼ you don't know the murderer sitting next to you. ﹙ headcanons. ﹚ #☼ and nobody would know that i was secretly myself. ﹙ danny johnson. ﹚ #honestly??? wishlist material. where's my plots where your muse sneaks into his apartment to gather evidence or something #thinking it should be safe so long as they get out before he gets home #but uh oh. they hear footsteps and the door unlocking. looks like someone's home early. :)