#his weight fluctuates A TON cuz he doesn't really move during winter but them is beaching every day during summer

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The duality of Alfred...

#hetalia #hws america #my art #tw ed #hes hasn't actually got an ed but just in case #this man has SERIOUS self image issues #like he VAIN AF but also incredibly unsure of himself #if alfred isn't kept constantly busy he falls into self destructive habits #like yknow picking himself apart in the mirror #welllll maybe the t i n i e s t bit if binging #i wouldn't call it an ed tho #just that he binges when upset #he bleaches his teeth AT LEAST once a week #manscapes #GAWD hes so fluckin obsessed w his teefs #its hard work singlehandedly keeping up hollywoods smile reputation #his weight fluctuates A TON cuz he doesn't really move during winter but them is beaching every day during summer #ALSO hc that if a nation doesn't like a tooth (cuz maybe it chipped or got cavities or sm) they just... yank it out #kinda like humans cutting their nails so they grow back better #.txt