#his old man knees can't keep up with the magykal spinny stairs

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breaking news: local five hundred year old man falls down the wizard tower stairs again, surprising absolutely no one

the aftermath:

#septimus heap #marcellus pye #nicko heap #marcia overstrand #marcellus falling down the stairs: CLINK CLONK CLINK CLANK #(the clink clonking is from all the gold he wears) #(man is a walking robbery waiting to happen) #his old man knees can't keep up with the magykal spinny stairs #also man probably tripped over his stupid fancy clown shoes #shitposts