hiya <3
god, you already know exactly what iām a sucker for. tysm for those jake hcs, so lovely. iām doing alright today so far, slept in but i may be going to the comic store for some moon knight comics. :]
here are some of my jake hcs. obviously i wonāt write a masterpiece like you, these are just bits n pieces of thoughts, but i hope you enjoy them nonetheless:
stupid n silly one, but jake wears a fake mustache!! itās how he looks in headspace, which if you werenāt aware is a did term referring to the place alters go when they arenāt in front. iām pretty sure itās implied the moon knight systemās headspace is the psych ward.
jake tends to show his love in violent ways, because he doesnāt really know much else. this includesss finding out who wronged you when youāre down, beating their ass and coming home n telling you about it like itās nothing. youād probably have to explain to him how thatās not a normal things most boyfriends do.
jake is fluent in both spanish and english, but since english is his second language, he still trips up occasionally. heās self conscious about this, though, and doesnāt usually ask for help with words heās forgotten, so he just makes up new ones and hopes you get the message. like, if he forgot what a raccoon was called in english, heād say ādumpster catā or something along those lines.
jake is stevenās wingman, and constantly has to give him advice because heās more naturally romantically inclined than steven. steven would probably panic before a date w you, and jake would have to calm him down and ground him in the mirror, plus help him get an outfit together. jake would act annoyed with this, but he thinks itās sort of cute of steven, and itās nice to hang out with him.
when you first met jake, he tried to pretend he was stevenā¦ and failed horribly. the accent was okay, but you could immediately tell something was off when his voice was at an exaggeratedly high pitch, and when he stubbed his toe he exclaimed āputa madreā¦!ā in a much deeper tone.
he stims by cracking his knuckles. he also has a resting bitch face. this has gotten him in more fights than heād like to admit.
jake doesnāt really understand metaphors or idioms. like, āthe catās out of the bagā āspill the beansā ādidnāt you get the memo?ā it just confuses him, and he always gets mad trying to get out of you what the hell youāre talking about.
thatās about all!! i hope you enjoyed my headcanons too, though they are a bit silly and not exactly hot of jake hehe. theyāre mostly me projecting + my own personal experience w my family, who is latino. i love this man sm, he is constantly rotating in my mind.
thanks again for your time, callie. i really hope you have a wonderful day.
- <3
hiyaaa <3 nonnie š
omgg these headcanons youāve made fit jake SO WELL !! theyāre perfect and just *chefās kiss* š© i do believe that under that resting bitch face of his, is a sweet and tender side that he only shows to those he really cares about. heās lowkey a very big softie with a warm loving heart but donāt tell marc and steven that bc theyāll prob tease him for it hehe.
all of your hcs are absolute masterpieces, but my favorites would have to be the second and fourth ones :)) like jake is the protector of the system, so it would make sense that heās super protective when it comes to you. the man would do just about anything for you, including getting himself into a fist fight to defend your honor shdjkskk.
also jake as a wingman is too adorable!!! heās def the most romantic out of the three and knows exactly how to woo people. so when steven asks him for advise, jakeās more than happy to help out. heās gonna suggest restaurants to go to, fun activities that you and steven could do together, and tell him what kind of flowers to get for you. jake would want steven to look his very best and heās probably rejected three outfits of his before finally settling on the best one (after more than an hour of arguing and meltdowns ofc).
ugh i could go on about each hc bc theyāre all so ahmazinggg but this would become a never ending posting š but tysm for sending these in sweetie! im so obsessed with them and hope youāll share more š„ŗšš
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