#highest score possible is 4/5 and then i guess i'll just rotate around again lol

[cloudshapedpatch]

unfortunately i've now slept with 2 out of 5 of my friend's band members and the other three think it's hilarious and keep calling me their groupie

#the first was an accident #the second was a coincidence #but the third will be a pattern and i know exactly which one i'm gonna sleep with next #the bassist started calling me their groupie after the first one and it was funny #now that i've got two he's been really quiet #like okay number 4 you won't be laughing when it's your turn 💀 #im only half joking #highest score possible is 4/5 and then i guess i'll just rotate around again lol #(my bestie is dating the frontman) #might as well right? hoe era #one cheated on me and one accidentally broke my heart #the next one's a nonbinary cowboy!! lemme ride yeehaw!! #lovely mumblings #cori rambles #i think this is all made funnier that they don't really have any fans who didn't already know them #so all their shows are packed with friends and family #like damn they skipped the getting a fandom part and got the hoes almost immediately