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scott-major-ammirite · 2 years

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empires college au??

soo i asked my friend, @cursedwithcontentcreation, to just give me character outlines based on all empires characters + uncorrupted!xornoth even though they don't watch empires but i rant to them about lore a lot,,so with what little they know about the characters, here is what they said:

scott: lil soft gay boy who will be nice to you and lend you his hw but if you change your tone in the slightest he will think you hate him and you will not see him at a lecture in like weeks. you walk into his dorm room and it's just instant noodles and coffee. you ask him why and he says "oh y'know... deadlines and friendships!!" you hug him and suddenly he is the happiest mf alive and all his assignments are completed.

joel: you only know him because occasionally he would walk into the lecture theatre to pass something to the professor. lawful chaotic. his nose is buried in textbooks half the time and he's always experimenting on some sorta chemical shit with fwhip. everyone wonders when his experiments will explode and turn him into a mud monster. he WILL shit on you if it means his grade is bumped up. nice guy if you're polite to him, however.

lizzie: the sweetest bean you'll ever meet, but always confused. TERRIBLE memory she's always texting you for notes and homework. like 100982013810 different alarms just so she doesn't forget smt. literally the only thing she will not forget is to take care of the multiple animals she keeps. it's against dorm rules but hey, what're they gonna do? sometimes you wonder how she even got into this college. then she scores the highest marks. and you're like. "oh".

jimmy: gay gay homosexual gay. he wants to help!! but he doesn't know how so half the time he stands next to you awkwardly and occasionally gives a thumbs up and smile. literally so sweet :( /pos i think he would 100% let you copy his work or just DO your ENTIRE project for you he's just too nice, really. someone shows affection to him ONCE and he's their little doggy. in love with scott and everyone knows but they simply will Not go on a date together and everyone is placing bets on how long it'll take for them to get together

gem: smart as hell bro like why?? give us some of that smarts rn. idk anymore tbh i don't know a lot about gem

fwhip: bitch boy!! he is VERY nice when you're on his good side but the moment you hurt one of his friends? start running. he will also shit on you to get what he wants idk why these guys gotta be so competitive like bro chill!! just learn!!

sausage: fwhip's little bitch [affectionate] i could be confusing sausage for someone else but hell if i know

pearl: hardworking as heck sometimes it's unhealthy. like really unhealthy. girl, you haven't eaten in three days please stop your project for a while. it's giving "damn bitch you live like this??'

pix: little jester, Bastard BoyTM. ENDLESS pranks and endless parties. you are on the verge of tears, he is high on life. somehow so athletic too like wowow look at you, you little shit. lowkey really sweet and nice though. he's still a little bitch

katherine: mom friend 100%. she is doing her assignment, she is also forcing you to do yours, she is also learning how to make a strawberry smoothie the exact same way that one obscure cafe you guys went to one time makes it. overachiever ngl. someone please hug her a lil

joey: good friends with lizzie, occasionally gives advice for the animals. mf is always overhearing and "accidentally" seeing shit. bitch if you a nosy lil hoe just say so. he sleep talks. AND sleep walks. according to his roommates it's terrifying. imagine minding yo business and a grownass man is standing behind you saying "kill them all". yeah.

shelby: so clumsy and for WHAT. istg you have to wrap her in plastic she's always tripping and falling it's not even funny. hehehaha mushrom?? mishrom hngngnng mshronm. she's so quiet /pos. sometimes it's concerning because you're talking and she just stares at you and you can't tell if she's bored or just Like That.

uncorrupted!xornoth: hardworking but only out of spite i said what i said. maybe won't use you but he will 100% copy people's answers ALL. THE. TIME. lowkey a sweetheart who cares deeply, though.

let me know what y'all think because empires college au is something ive been thinking about A LOT and i need more opinions,, just anything at all, i feed off of little crumbs of content

#PLEASE SOMEBODY I NEED SOMETHING #DORMMATES OR COLLEGE MAJORS ANYTHING PLEASE #empires #empires smp #maximo.empires college au

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