#he's probably gonna be spending the first few weeks with Rogier (big vulture) while the cat is around

[darknymfa]

I have acquired some delicious @barksbog meat. Delightfully huge monster. Everyone in the family has enjoyed giving him a pet, many compliments on how soft he is. I knew how big he was gonna be and yet I'm surprised every time I see him, big ol chonker.

#body horror #tw body horror #dark rambles #all I need now is a meat-pun name for him #he's probably gonna be spending the first few weeks with Rogier (big vulture) while the cat is around #but after that he's gonna get a place of honor where he can horrify anyone unsuspecting #his front legs are Literally as big as my hands. big meat friend <3